They promised to lower grocery prices but instead want to start war with Canada.

I do actually think I should get a free pizza for every 10 books I read

The continuing resolution passed without the funding for pediatric cancer research. It also did not include additional restrictions on investment in China by US businesses such as Tesla. Elon sacrificed children with cancer to protect his business interests in China.

take me down to the party city where the stores are closed 'cause of private 'quity

Punishing kids with cancer to pay for tax cuts for wealthy corporations is fucking horrible. It’s just fucking horrible. Fuck cancer. Fuck these clowns.

If the government shuts down Saturday, the richest man in the world will be largely to blame. You may not get access to services you depend on just before the holidays because an unelected billionaire shadow president wanted it that way. If this isn’t oligarchy, I don’t know what is.

we’d all be a little healthier if we cut back on social media but then we might have to deal with our problems and that’s a nonstarter

You are so handsome from far away

I do not have any coping mechanisms for the next four years. I am all tapped out.

“Is it okay for a social media platform to be an echo chamber” back in the day we had websites and websites were generally focused on a single topic and if you were into that topic you would visit that website and if you weren’t into that topic you just didn’t go on that website and it was fine

Nationwide manhunts and 1-800 tip lines to protect CEOs. Thoughts and prayers to protect your children.

i see this kind of stuff all of the time now and i find it so enraging from a “show some basic social propriety” standpoint.

If you revoke approval of the polio vaccine, it means you want more polio. That’s not even a joke, that’s just math.

The Democratic party will continue to lose far, far into the future because their clueless 70+ members are never going to get out of the way until they pass away. They do not care about winning. They only care about insider trading and enriching themselves.

It’s cute how men think “you will die alone with your cats” is an insult rather than an affirmation.

This is George. He loved this tree at the lot. Then he got it home and realized it's not what he pictured. 12/10

Why is it so difficult to just have a federal law requiring anyone owning a gun to have it secured in the home? If your gun is unsecured and used in a crime, you are an accessory to that crime. I want to know how this interferes with the holy ammosexual amendment. #EndGunViolenceNow

The most impressive accomplishment in Aaron Rodgers' career is that he managed to hide how extraordinarily unlikable he is for like 15 years.

imagine if our country got as upset about children getting shot as it did about CEOs getting shot

Really not digging this thing where every time there's a mass shooting of some sort, the worst people on the internet rush to baselessly claim that the shooter was trans.

All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety

“If you’re a governor or a senator that says it’s all about mental health, good—show me what you’ve done to really make a difference there, particularly for young people.” – @frankfigliuzzi.bsky.social #EndGunViolenceNow

the bears are so bad 😔

I will never apologize for a post

Hey corporate media, Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.

American priorities….

Surround yourself with the kind of people who support their local library, bakery, bookstore, and café.

the more people push for me to do something the less likely I actually want to do the thing 😂

happy holiday week friends 💗

happy packers gameday, let’s get that win 💛💚 #GoPackGo

good morning everyone welcome back to another get your shit together sunday. you have until 3PM to get all of your shit together or you will fall so hopelessly far behind that you can never recover

lmfao what a weirdo 🙃

mood 😅

Baseball teams acquiring players with iffy stats is relatable to every woman who has ever looked at a man and whispered “I can fix him.”

one day people will get that tweeting things like this is only just putting a curse on your team lmfao

everyone says I’ll be a good mom but I just can’t see it 😂

another reason to not be on that other place: every time I go on it stops my music 🙃

people underestimate my ability to ruminate and overthink things. “just do something to distract yourself” babes I can multitask 💀

they really lucked out my god…

Don’t ever apologize or feel bad for winning in this league. The Packers are 7-3, even if they don’t exactly deserve to be after today.

a win is a win 😌 #gopackgo

the packers are not playing as well as they should but still finding ways to win. they need to clean this shit up though. I just want clean and good football from them. maybe that’s asking a lot 😂 #gopackgo

I think I’m getting sick

JACOBS MY KING!!! #GoPackGo