Throw her

I've gotta learn to chill the fuck out.

hydrating is for pussies i want to see your leathery skin bake like an egg

This sounds so cool 🥺

Hah! How about that.

Crazy how this is the one of the coldest summers of the rest of our lives

This interview in Vanity Fair came out in 2010, and this exchange from it has lived rent-free in my head ever since.

oh he on DRUGS drugs

transgender bones comic

alex karp blow your brains out challenge

Because you see, gender is so naturally ordained that it has to be literally policed.

this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier

Stop using the phrase "birthright citizens"

Waiting for them to announce a “final solution” for the “transgender question.”

Literally the Supreme Court upheld sodomy bans in 1986 and said homosexuality was worse than rape and nobody even talks about it

OK sound off in the comments whether it's a good bit or if you are gonna kill me with hammers.

hey is the word “eliminate” good when they’re talking about You. just wondering

As a former professional athlete, this is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard. Your kid has a less than 1% chance of getting an athletic college scholarship. You’re better off putting the money into a 529 plan.

Just fucking take the estrogen already, this queer-baiting for money shit is pissing me off.

this countrys fetish for punishing those we decide are unworthy of help at the expense of all of us is so completely bat shit

Great response in the Advocate: “Respectability politics offers a promise it cannot keep. It imagines acceptance as something earned through conformity, when conformity only invites an ever narrower definition of what is considered acceptable.”

Trump: I see my two beautiful sons sitting there. I think I'm going to give one medal of honor to myself, one to them, and we'll have a threesome.

Wish I could get into ffxiv but as an outsider I will never not find it a bit funny when ppl are like "This scene changed my life" and it's a screenshot of a catboy named granola saying "I'll never.. Give up! For my friends!" While some guy named chevrolet is like "thouest persistestest inne vaine!"

now is not the time for despair, now is the time to FIGHT BACK

Western mountains might be taller but eastern mountains are haunted.

This has gotta be one of the wildest Wikipedia introductions I've ever read en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael...

Every single week for the past ten years I’ve had to call my senators to beg them not to vote for something called POOKA that gives local sheriffs the legal right to summarily execute anyone making fun of cops online only for it to pass 98-2 before dying on a procedural hurdle in the House

Tricky questions to decide, such as: "Does the text, purpose, and +150 years of consistent public and legal interpretation of the Constitution matter at all, or can a demented corrupt racist pedo declare otherwise?"

mamaaaaa just kirked a maaaan, shot a gun right at his neck, pulled my trigger, gang violence

commission gengar

Akihiro Miwa perfects Moro's laugh in the recording sessions for Princess Mononoke From: How Princess Mononoke Was Born (1998), dir. Toshiro Uratani, Buena Vista Home Entertainment

this is going to be an absolute mess and I’m pumped. it will have to have subtitles bc Middle English is largely unintelligible to us. but, even funnier, pronunciation at this time is a nightmare French was still a court language and so they’d have various dialectical French accents layered on top

What's it like in your head?

File this under The Internet Was a Mistake: The livestream where the object of the game is to grotesquely torment your roommates in to moving out of the house and also the heavily armed producers living in the basement will come up and randomly beat the shit out of you.

I know the list is endless but I genuinely think trashing the legitimate congressionally chartered org for celebrating the 250th to instead hijack our national assets and taxpayer funds for his personality cult grifter crap should, in and of itself, be fully sufficient to merit removal from office.

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lmfao why tf is there an Israeli flag onstage

This is insane. www.cbsnews.com/colorado/new...

Just discovered this post and I felt inspired

This is why I HATE blocklists on Bluesky. One of the worst features. Yes it can be useful but no one double checks who’s on it. Someone could make a blocklist and just add someone they don’t like and nothings stopping them. And you can’t remove yourself from them. Stupid feature.

These have arrived and they are chilling in the fridge, because there's a little cheery graphic on the side that suggests it tastes less like death if you can't taste it very well. Gonna go run errands and return to see if this is tasty.

this wouldn’t work legally because a President has no authority to remove a Supreme Court justice. however the President could instead simply drone strike them. it sounds like i’m being snarky but as a result of the immunity decision this is the actual law.

this is such a great video. he does the RFK endorsed carnivore diet for a single month and his bad cholesterol explodes. doing this diet is a heart attack nuke

the Barefoot is Legal lady is posting photos of herself barefoot in Times Square. Listen, I'm sympathetic to the cause, but that's completely insane

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something I've draw in 2023