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what if you were jacking off and a genie came out of the tip
over 1 year ago
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kate bush’s husband
about 3 hours ago
I can’t stop thinking about Marathon
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stepping up is Adolf H.
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about 21 hours ago
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poly people be like "sorry my boyfriend is with my girlfriend's situationship who's texting me for advice so i can't hang out"
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i guess "vibe coding" is what they're settling on for "actual use of ai" after text, image, and video proved to be a boondoggle. not a very strong case for the stupid bullshit holding up the economy
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the suck and penis 500
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i miss those giant boxes PC games used to come in
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the only job i support replacing with AI is academy awards voters
3 days ago
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i don't care about deck building rogue likes
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verbatim running back the Israel playbook lol
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Mother Jones
3 days ago
Staff at the nation’s largest Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to die by suicide, according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.
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At Largest ICE Detention Camp, Staff Bet on Detainee Suicides, AP Reports
Camp East Montana has received several 911 calls in the span of five months about immigrants trying to harm themselves.
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/03/at-largest-ice-detention-camp-staff-bet-on-detainee-suicides-ap-reports/
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘
3 days ago
Baturday Bat World Sanctuary
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DaBitch
5 days ago
Bsky devs: "our users are beyond stupid, we are the smartest people alive and nobody understands technology like us" Also bsky devs: "I put my phone in the pool because it was hot"
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i like mario
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this is so cool to see
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people are once again finding out that bluesky is a techno-libertarianazi shithole that got unwittingly taken over by woke types
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spontaneous traumatic circumcision
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Ettingermentum
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SpongeBob big guy pants okay
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with who
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7 days ago
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you know i was wondering why every single aspect of this movie looked like utter fucking dogshit
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MoviePod: A Reclaimed Cinema Podcast
7 days ago
It has an evocative title that doesn’t explain the premise. It went up against the original Star Wars in the box office. It had home video rights issues for years. We are talking William Friedkin’s dynamite film Sorcerer! Available wherever you get your podcasts.
open.spotify.com/episode/5CfH...
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Sorcerer (1977) w/ Audens
https://open.spotify.com/episode/5CfHxo1emLIt5rponnm3zE?si=nh8RTYOjQtWbF4ecb6UohQ
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bowser peach and mario definitely have an arrangement
8 days ago
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one of my most psychotic seeming takes is that i think copaganda isn't actually real unless you're stupid. good cops are as real as elves and i dont think theyre real when i watch lord of the rings
9 days ago
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MoviePod: A Reclaimed Cinema Podcast
9 days ago
Sorcerer (1977)
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Thembo
9 days ago
Nope. We don't have to do this. The courageous act would be to refuse. Jingoist slop like this is an enormous factor in why the US has been terrorizing the world for decades. There are no heroes bombing Iran.
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mork's code
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Gravel Influencer
10 days ago
I'm already sick of "It's all a distraction from Epstein" replies. This regime is killing innocent people because our leaders are all power-hungry tyrants and war profiteers. When you say it's "just a distraction" you minimize the gravity of what's happening and the lives lost.
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i will not die for Israel
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sam altman looks like a freak
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is it child abuse to name your child Gerbert
11 days ago
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guy who's so libertarian he wishes for no wishes from the genie
12 days ago
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MoviePod: A Reclaimed Cinema Podcast
12 days ago
This Tuesday on MoviePod: Sorcerer (1977)
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The Go Off Kings
12 days ago
NEXT WEEK: The war of the DVDs begins... (with
@howelldawdy.com
, DB,
@rickypeacock.bsky.social
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@hcjustin.com
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@johncullen.bsky.social
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@libbycwatson.com
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@demilardner.bsky.social
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@tomwalker.bsky.social
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the Republican platform being officially "if you don't stand you're gay" because their senile doofus couldn't come up with anything better is soooo funny
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this can't be right... 100% of the sales are being shipped to Israel?!
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12 days ago
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Wajahat Ali
12 days ago
Pro Trump, Pro Netanyahu fanatics Larry and David Ellison will most likely now control Paramount, CBS, CNN, HBO, Warner Bros, and TikTok
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egg
12 days ago
if you dont support trans rights you are a fascist freak pervert and i hope you explode
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most gundam type things all look the same to me
13 days ago
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gen z boxer nicknamed The Hitler
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i think donald trump is evil
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if you watch Trump give any kind of speech you're a pervert
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if i had tourettes my tics would be really funny jokes and other such things and people would love me even more greatly than they do now
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Brian Wishart
16 days ago
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms was such a great season of television. I want a dozen more Dunk and Egg stories. I love this universe so much
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elliott
16 days ago
Some of you would blow your brains out if ever realized how close your gaming hot takes are to those of the biggest chuds on x, the everything app.
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candy tastes good
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nvidia rapper named kid cuda
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titties
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you don't see a lot of non human skeletons
22 days ago
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