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what if you were jacking off and a genie came out of the tip
over 1 year ago
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GOD IS GOOD
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 hours ago
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jeremy kaplowitz
about 3 hours ago
Climbing Couple Kisses After Scaling Empire State Building
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Apple Bottom Jings
about 5 hours ago
'Pick me' tomboy gf: Omg... that's totally giving me a girl boner right now Me ('dont pick me' bf): Your right... It's getting me guy wet
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some people are really annoying and ugly
about 14 hours ago
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Sridhar Ramesh
about 20 hours ago
Only one videogame truly counts as art: Mario Paint.
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fangy
1 day ago
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
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guy who hasn't used anything but steam for the last 15 years "how dare sony stop making game discs"
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coward
2 days ago
it’s going to be a crazy fucking night
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DiscussingFilm
2 days ago
‘MINIONS & MONSTERS’ debuts on Rotten Tomatoes at 93% • The highest rating ever for an Illumination movie. Read our review:
bit.ly/MinionsDF
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it's my birthday give me money my venmo and cashapp are both AudensAudens i will not use it wisely thank you
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Boze the Library Owl
11 months ago
A key point in Fahrenheit 451 is that books were banned because they made people depressed and uncomfortable. The novel's protagonist, Montag, is taken into custody after he reads a poem that makes a woman cry because she realizes the emptiness of her life.
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mamaaaaa just kirked a maaaan, shot a gun right at his neck, pulled my trigger, gang violence
4 days ago
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I'm a real shitter from way back
6 days ago
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Sridhar Ramesh
7 days ago
My wife and I have no interest in anal sex. It's just too painful, cramming my ass in there.
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if you don't hate AI then i genuinely don't know what's wrong with you
7 days ago
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everyone in voice chat with you is jacking off when they go silent
8 days ago
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the substance foreskin box
8 days ago
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indie games are so bad
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Ryan Estrada
9 days ago
A cartoonist named Daniel "Des" Rolando Sanchez Estrada was tried as a terrorist and
sentenced to 30 years in prison for having anti-Trump comics in his car.
Prosecutors connected him to a 2025 anti-ICE protest he didn't even attend because he was in the same book club as others who were.
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adventure time with finn or adventure time with jake
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batman or robin
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bert or ernie
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romeo or juliet
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tom or jerry
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abbott or costello
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beavis or butthead
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lilo or stitch
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calvin or hobbes
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beauty or the beast
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lmao or rofl
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superman or lois
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thelma or louise
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mandalorian or grogu
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lone wolf or cub
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Paris Marx
10 days ago
seeing people share their taylor lorenz stories after her latest blowup, so i’ll just add that last year once we finally blocked one another she started texting people i know suggesting i might be funded by peter thiel to try to discredit me
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personally I think Trump should be doing some "reflecting" about the "pool" of people he keeps company with! damn!
11 days ago
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movie star horse be like Quentin Tarantino is making me do a hoof scene
11 days ago
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thin crust pizza is fucking nasty if you like that shit fuck you
12 days ago
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Coestar
12 days ago
it's a funny coincidence that the smart glasses also make you 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 like a sex pest
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Wario64
13 days ago
Marathon (Steam) is $24.07 on GMG XP Offer
buff.ly/hT2SvIW
#ad
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wikipedia.org
; very informative
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simon or garfunkel
14 days ago
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they'll kill me for saying this but the Lord of the Rings
add a skeleton here at some point
14 days ago
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i think you might be a really dumb guy
add a skeleton here at some point
16 days ago
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making me see a Paul Tassi article during pride month is genuinely a hate crime
16 days ago
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you don't hear much about schemes these days
17 days ago
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Ed Zitron
17 days ago
Exclusive: I have seen OpenAI's audited financials for 2024 and 2025. In 2025, OpenAI had $13.07 billion in revenue and $34 billion in costs. $867 million of its revenue came from SoftBank, and $303 million came from Microsoft.
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Exclusive: OpenAI Losses Increased Nearly 8X in 2025, With Spending Hitting $34 Billion
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17 days ago
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i love lodi
add a skeleton here at some point
18 days ago
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masters of the universe aka he/him-man was extremely surprisingly good
19 days ago
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