Wait... is the complaint that they couldnt understand what Bad Bunny was singing?! I REFUSE to take this from the generation that gave us Bob Dylan.

Just saw a guy with a cheap sedan painted in a camouflage pattern. With wall paint... not even actual car paint. Ironically it made his car WAY more visible.

Got back on Blue sky specifically to connect @kinto-m.bsky.social to this awesome map about where you would come out if you dug a hole through the world. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:An...

How in the ever loving heck is Astral Weeks from 1968?

As a life long amateur weather tracker and devotee of The Weather Channel I'm gutted by the unnecessary suffering and loss of life, and horrified to think it will continue until NWS and NOAA get their funding back. But like the rest of us, I can only process it with shitposting.

Ever get the feeling that Boomers spent their entire childhood being told the world could end at any moment with nuclear war. And it was traumatizing, but its how they all assumed they would die. But now they feel like they only have a few years to make it happen?

I love that a politician can say something like “I believe mice naturally spawn out of grain” and the news will now just treat that as a legitimate line of thought

JFC, I should have eaten that whole tub of ice cream and been done with it.

Reposted with alt because dudes rock.

So when I was reading The Master Margarita, I did not expect the fever dream absurdity to be an actual feature tyranny.

I just realized the reason why the Mon Mothma dance song sounds so familiar is it's the same chords as Runnin Up That Hill. Was that... on purpose?

Also waymo has been really useful in LA where people can call them out and then set them on fire to obstruct la migra

I cant believe some people are disappointed that Andor spent so much time on the Mothma wedding. I could have watched an entire season of that wedding. Maybe even a whole show. THE REAL CHILD BRIDES OF CHANDRILA.

The are line dancing in the middle of the protest while shouting Fuck ICE

Huh, haven't checked Bluesky in a few weeks. Let's see what's up... OH DEAR GOD!

Jesus Christ guys, if this forces Neil Young out of retirement to write another catchy song about the murder of protesters, SO HELP ME...

In the spirit of MAGA, Trump’s chef harkens back to a time when white people seized control of the world’s spices, but didn’t use them.

Horror has ruined me. Our flight to Prague is delayed. Announcement: "we're awaiting the arrival of valuable cargo, as soon as that's aboard we will depart." My brain: that's definitely definitely a vampire coffin.

It’s Mary Anning’s birthday, so time to share @katebeaton.bsky.social’s brilliant cartoon again.

From the creators of "I don't like Rage against the Machine anymore, they've gone woke", we bring you a new, thrilling journey of self discovery:

Despite chaos, infighting, and the giant Litterbox on the National Mall, public opinion remains at an all time high for President Litter Of Kittens. "This is Awesome." Claims American public. "We should do this every election." Bystanders could be heard chanting "9 more lives!"

In the department of "No Shit Sherlock." But it's good to have some non-anecdotal data on this.

As Vatican mourned Pope Francis, US cons Catholics, led by Napa Inst, tried to influence next election by hosting events in Rome, offering $1B in donations for electing favorable pope Their efforts, incl past attempts like the 2018 “Red Hat Report” targeting progressive cardinals, may have backfired

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The Library of Congress is a research library. You have to be 16 to access it. Leavitt is lying.

People really will get freaked out by the ingredients list on a jug of oat milk and then think they're only eating one chemical when they grill a steak. Enjoy your heterocyclic amines and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons!! Worse than anything in oat milk, but still not that bad.

Did Pope Leo used to teach the Blues Brothers?

Blue canarye yn the outlette by the lighte swicche Who waccheth ovir thee Make a litel dovecote yn thy soul

who called it woke pope and not Opus DEI

It's like every website, app and piece of software has developed its own Clippy. Clippy is following me around every day from Google to Zoom to Adobe Acrobat, telling me it looks like I'm trying to exist and would I like help with that

I just think it’s hilarious that people went to college with the Pope. “What’s Ken up to these days? Partner at a law firm outside Pittsburgh, that’s nice. And Bob? Oh, he’s the Pope.”

Welp, just got to explain Furry conventions to a Hutterite I met on the internet, so I can mark that off my bucket list.

A section titled what?? In a chapter titled WHAT????

Time to catch up on the past week’s news about science and medicine in the US. Whew. 1/10

But how could the Houthis have known about US military operations?

A group of middle-aged white women is called a platitude.

hats off to @bagleycartoons.bsky.social

*nervous laughter what the fuck gif * *crosses out text* yeah we knew this was coming but trapping women financially is i don't have words

ZOO FACTS: Modern zoos have achieved breeding success rates of over 80% for some species. The Meerkats at Greeneville are batting 100% because they have unbelievable game.

I have enough friends that want this I need to help.

Women need to leave the workforce to devote themselves to producing children. We'll need them to replace all the Americans who are now dying from easily preventable diseases. by J.D. Vance, Elon Musk, and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

Nearly 800 NIH grants have been terminated so far, including some focused on HIV and AIDS, trans health, and COVID-19, after researchers were told their work was no longer an agency priority. https://cbsn.ws/3YkDndI

cardinal pizzaballa is not gonna keep his name if he becomes pope. they have to pick a new name. it's gonna be something normal like papa john.

Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:

Colleagues, the autism registry doesn’t exist without our participation Repeat after me: fuck you, make me If you care about Autistic people “Fuck you, make me.”