Imagine doing this to id and saying with a straight face "grow and extend an enduring portfolio of franchises players love"

the video is about the quality of fast food but everything feels like this lately

Ah yes, it is 1:12 on a weekday night, brain be braining.

I once asked a priest to bless a printer that I was in the middle of fighting with and he went "I only bless things when there's a chance it'll take" and then turned and walked out of the room.

It has been a really rough day and I appreciate the outpouring of support from everyone. The amazing @stevesaylor.net once said something like "every company should have an Elisabeth," and now is your company's chance! I'm on the job market after layoffs and looking for my next role.

Officials announce new AI Data Centres to calculate why heat dome happening

…Oh. They're literally trying to say The Libs™ did it; which I guess makes sense since Milli Vanilli cancelled, and they literally CAN'T Blame It On The Rain. 😃

Briefly lost power, which is one of those signs that shit was bad...because we don't tend to for more than quick flickers. Friend in a nearby town has a tree down in their yard.

Yes, because I'm gonna go through my photos and be like "check this out" and my group dm with my siblings or friends are the main "victims" of my art.

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

not me posting to my photography account for the first time in months on the same day the site can't show images.

On my mail route today, someone was kind enough to be out on the curb with a bottle of water for me (and to get their mail/packages) and it was gone before I was done the street. Adding up everything, I had about a gallon of liquid in less time than they'll be waiting for fireworks.

Just DM'ing with a friend about I hate this era of "didn't perform to our expectations" capitalism. TV shows canceled, game studios closed down, etc. "No one has any money, but if consumers don't throw all the money we DON'T have at your thing, then you cancel it… AND BLAME US FOR IT." WTF?

The Overton window keeps sliding.

It's been so long since I've had to drive the old Camry, I've forgotten how big the trunk was. You could fit like, 3 bodies back there. Without folding the seats down.

I was able to check my cars mileage via the app and it's way lower than anything in inventory anywhere. I am going to be such a pain in the ass to get this repaired or a payout near what we paid for it originally.

Sure I wrecked the car tonight (we're fine, it's not even a lot of vehicle damage, but airbags went off so we'll see what insurance says)... ...but at least the used car market is such a trash fire and it was the car that's held value so well it's still selling for what we paid 3 years ago.

I'll be stuck in a mail truck (the old LLV without AC) Thursday, so I dunno, I'll try to not die. Forecast for my area is ~45c/115F for "feels like".

I swear there was denser crowds for cherry blossoms and you couldn't plan that trip as far in advance since mother nature will do what she wants.

Everything okay man? We’re in a cutscene near the end of the prologue and the music stopped when you walked up

Some Sunday Black Boy Joy

Bought my first game of the sale. It was STS2, it's not even discounted, I just wanted to stop leeching off family sharing because maybe I'd like to do multiplayer with my wife at some point.

you simply cannot wave off a goal once the scoring team has donned the deal with it glasses. the rule of law is dead.

Another election day in the books, even if its just the primary. Left for work in the dark and getting home in the dark hits different in Summer.

"The Steam Machine costs in excess of a thousand dollars" ok America we get it, you don't have kettles

"The sticker shock [$1049 - $1,428] will be met with a chorus of “oof”s and “yeahhhh”s, but as someone who has doggedly watched PC component prices creep up every single day, I’m not remotely surprised. This is straight up what computers cost now."

We're all laughing now, but remember this moment when it's your turn to be prime minister.

I get why adaptive charging exists, but, I cannot fathom a time where I plug my phone in during waking hours and think "yeah, sure, take over 12 hours, that's fine."

Hot Pockets makes a cheap personal apple pie that comes out nice when air fried and it's a nice lil cheap treat. I have a bad feeling it's 250 related though and going to vanish soon though :(

K is away with friends this weekend, so I have a king sized bed to myself...and the pets. I had to move Arfas to even get in bed, now he's hard against my right leg. Dervish is on my chest, Bunny laying next to my left hip.

There's been a lot of chatter about the recently datamined tier sets for the next patch in WoW and as usual, I like some and dislike others, but my real question is - what did the priests do to get ANGRY Dhadgar a la Wondrous Wisdomball on their shoulders? Mhadgar, even.

They'd rather fight neither, but they'll have to fight both to survive. This Summer, get Ducked up for Horse-Sized Duck 2

Next Fest/game marketing thought. If your games description can describe every other game in the genre, maybe work on that a bit more. Like, "farm, fight, and find love in this cozy life sim" Nah, thanks, played dozens of those already.

Next Fest has crept up on me between working three jobs. Time to see what appeals to me and uhh...play them when I have a minute.

Yeah this is good stuff right here

now that i'm recently unemployed (LOOKING FOR NARRATIVE WORK! HIRE ME!), time to share this meme again.

In college we were road-tripping from RI to Florida for Spring Break. We got pulled over for speeding outside of Atlanta by a motorcycle cop who informed us that "no one goes that fast through Georgia", to which I replied (from the back seat) "Sherman did".

On this day in 1995, Alanis Morissette released her third studio album Jagged Little Pill. It sold 33 million copies, went #1 in 14 countries (including Canada) and won five Junos and four Grammys. Today, it is ranked among the greatest albums ever made.

This coming across my feed of all days when I saw a piebald deer on my drive home and wish I could have stopped and gotten my camera out.

"We're shipping so much more code with AI!" "Good, stable code?" "Oh heavens no. No no no. not at all. We couldn't possibly"

God Damn The Escort Mk1 RS is a thing of beauty that I doubt we'll see stateside and I'm way too poor for anyway.

You used to go to websites and they would have guestbooks that people would sign like it was a bed and breakfast

Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.

Brain Lord is a mystical fantasy adventure with wildly imaginative places you’d never see in real life

A reminder that the only answer to "did you use AI to develop this game" that will gain you goodwill instead of get you paraded as money-hungry ghouls is "absolutely the fuck not, we take pride in our craft" www.rockpapershotgun.com/tomb-raider-...