Not your hardware, not your girlfriend.

Imagine being on the anti-trans rights side and seeing the gov change the law to allow trans segregation and thinking "Yes! I can't WAIT to go to the shops and film random employees as I harass them! This is the best day of my life!". You really have to be such a fucking loser to be transphobic

Det gælder også for stimulerende ADHD medicin (dex, mph/ritalin) og nogle typer antihistaminer! Husk at drikke vand! Ellers dør I!

“Pope warns of robot apocalypse. Markets rally upon rumors the host of Celebrity Apprentice will surrender to Iran. British government vows to prioritize toilet security…” Shut up. Please just shut the fuck up. I hate the news.

I think it’s funny they made a machine that literally is a million monkeys on a million type writers and definitively proved that it can’t produce Shakespeare

Basically go buy some rhythm books, get a pair of drumsticks and a practice pad, even if you're not a drummer. Season your fucking chicken.

As a science fiction writer I really fucking resent tech bros for ruining the phrase "artificial intelligence." 80 years of it being all about cool androids and interesting computers destroyed by five years of "Spicy autocorrect making everything shittier for money." NEVER FORGIVE.

This. God, this. It is such a manufactured panic and it started the moment they lost the fight over gay marriage. Support trans rights because it’s the right thing to do and also because this is all just a fascist push

Two commencement speakers loudly & persistently booed for praising this current paradigm of "AI," most recently being Eric damn Schmidt, & he also looked fully stunned; which, y'know what? Good. Seems the only way these people are gonna learn is by facing a very large crowd clearly telling them "No"

"git hub"? oh you mean the pub on kings road

"Anthropic blames dystopian sci-fi for training AI models to act evil." Oh really? So the stuff you stole because you are a dystopian fucked up company has fucked up your dystopian fucked up company?

The thought of people on baseball forums posting AI slop back and forth at one another makes me so sad. What do people think the point of communication is? To insert one communication unit into the world? Or to connect and exchange ideas with someone?

This whole AI craze is just like if all the adults saw a slinky for the first time and then just bounced slinkies from hand to hand until they starved to death

Skal jeg sige det åbentlyse? Jeg siger det åbentlyse. Aldersverifikation er bestillings arbejde fra Meta, Twitter og andre dataindsamlere, fordi de data er mange penge værd. AI begejstringen er bestillings arbejde fra Meta, OpenAi osv. fordi den forretning kan være mange penge værd.

hot take: women are less likely to use AI because we’re quick to clock flattery as a tool of manipulation

(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello

If we had taken all the money we put into AI and put it into trains, we would have such great trains. What a waste.

Its not the most awesome thing to think about but it will take only a moment to do and may save your loved ones some pain. In GitHub under Account settings, you can set your successor who will be able to access your account if you are not able to github.com/settings/admin

*Abandons granular rollouts because the coding agent refuses to implement "canary" feature flags*

you're gonna have to be more specific

Elon Musk belongs in prison

It is *very* funny than Rubio and his ilk forced Iran into the position to normalize this new system

That is not giving up. I like taking myself out on dates. I always have. I am an awesome date. I always get the right sushi, the movie is subtitled, I’m always correctly dressed, and I get to read a book at dinner. Don’t wait for another human to show yourself a good time, I say.

WHAT YEAR IS IT

You’re gonna see a lot of “the ai companies are finally trying to control costs” stories coming soon that will be written with an air of surprise and confusion. Remember that this was all obvious two years ago!

The Palantir manifesto summarized:

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18

... or - and hear me out here - the people running Anthropic are full of shit

If you had told 90s me that one of the most satisfying uses of my money in 2026 would be subscribing to a newsletter with regular, heroically long, detailed, annotated pieces that I would compulsively read, drink in hand, chuckling about how stupid this timeline is, and how fucked we are…

Det tog mig 4 forsøg før jeg læste det første ord i denne paragraf som kul-tegningen og ikke kult-egningen 🫠

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Please!! hashman.ca/security-101...

them: cognition is a miracle me: aang from avatar is technically an air friar

AI is being used to create propaganda images and videos. AI is being used to google, and it gives answers, you have to verify afterwards. AI is being used to surveillance of a country's citizens. AI is being used to bomb and kill civilians in Iran. Tell me again that AI will make humanity better.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

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Polymarket shouldn't exist.

It's popular in the summer! Book your hotel now!

It is metaphysically impossible to build a safe general-purpose chatbot. Not difficult. Not expensive. Impossible. A system with an infinite goal space cannot be made safe. That is a structural contradiction. New post: www.jsnover.com/blog/2026/03...

have you ever really thought about the fact that they called them "walkie talkies" lmao

Unmedicated ADHD: my plans for today are none of my business

Is this ".gov-grade security"? I can't send a cat gif from my company email to my personal email without getting a notification that I need to fill in a data security clearance form within 24 hours or my manager will be summoned by HR to justify not suspending my access. I work in online retail 🙃