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Destroying my mental health one doom scroll at a time!
I'm in a coffee shop and I can't tell if the people next to me are on a first date, job interview, or pitching a script. This is right by Emerson, making this way more difficult
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Good things happening? Wild.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani
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jamelle
3 days ago
lol. lmao.
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Samantha Maldonado
3 days ago
New Yorkers are HITTING THOSE POLLS. It's the highest turnout in about two decades.
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Cuomo also has the Woody Allen vote. A fact only surprising because someone bothered to ask.
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I had such a great time last time watching Clue with a bunch of other diehard Clue fans. Lesley Ann Warren is a delight and still looks phenomenal. There were so many people dressed up and I was wildly jealous
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When you're on watch duty, but brought too much cozy to the stakeout
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Mo Ryan
16 days ago
As I had to point out many times during post
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Maybe it's because I wasn't popular in high school, but I completely missed the millennial nazi tattoo trend
17 days ago
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Idk how niche it is, but diapers should be free no matter the age or tax bracket
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Tim Onion
20 days ago
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Sure I guess this might as well happen
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21 days ago
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Anytime something bad happens to Alex Jones we should be allowed to spontaneously break into song
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Kath Barbadoro
26 days ago
We need UN observers dog
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Jesspooka Kant đ
28 days ago
More. Of. This. Any city that allows a corporation to build a data center will be unlivable within a year of construction.
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Drop Site
about 1 month ago
She called out world leaders for sitting by and watching a live-streamed genocide without taking action.
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Chibdm
about 1 month ago
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
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The Intercept
about 1 month ago
On Friday, ICE kicked off a scheme to offer thousands of dollars to unaccompanied children as young as 14 in exchange for agreeing to be deported.
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ICE Targets Unaccompanied Immigrant Children, Offering Payment for Deportation
ICE confirmed its plan to pay unaccompanied immigrant children in exchange for their agreement to be deported.
https://interc.pt/477IQt4
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Al Yankovic
about 1 month ago
Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account)
about 1 month ago
What in the absolute FUCK. The only words I have right now are F-bombs.
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Des Moines Public Schools Superintendent Ian Roberts detained by ICE agents
The superintendent of the largest school district in Iowa has been detained by federal immigration officials. Superintendent Ian Roberts of Des Moines Public Schools was detained Friday morning, accor...
https://www.iowapublicradio.org/ipr-news/2025-09-26/des-moines-public-schools-superintendent-ian-roberts-detained-by-ice-immigration-agents
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If anyone getting raptured tomorrow has a paid off house or condo in an area near Boston public transportation, please feel free to send details my way
about 2 months ago
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Josh Gondelman
about 2 months ago
The debate around what is or isnât âcancel cultureâ really just obscures a simple truth that itâs BAD to be massively racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic and itâs GOOD to speak out against injustice. Some things are good and some things are bad and itâs okay to say which you think are which.
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Posting for no reason in particular
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Jimmy Kimmel rips Leno for ruining Conan
YouTube video by tnmv2
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about 2 months ago
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Phil Lewis
about 2 months ago
Conan OâBrien speaks out about the Jimmy Kimmel suspension:
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lauren
about 2 months ago
great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system
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So since antifa isn't a group, but rather the belief that fascism is bad, this is just a way to "legally" label anyone as a terrorist. Am I understanding correctly?
about 2 months ago
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Don Moynihan
about 2 months ago
âDemocracy Dies in Darknessâ was meant to be a warning not a to-do list. How on earth can the Washington Post be expected to fight against government overreach in crushing dissent when it is doing Trumpâs work for him?
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Alejandra Caraballo
about 2 months ago
The Wall Street Journal needs to issue a full retraction and apology to the trans community for this. Nothing less will suffice. They put us all in danger and recklessly put out incorrect information.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win
about 2 months ago
I will say that I find it weird that a lot of people are like "this is the moment that will tip us into violence" when a Minnesota politician was assassinated in her home 2 months ago and someone literally shot Trump in the head last year. how exactly is charlie kirk the tipping point
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Coach Finstock
about 2 months ago
Media when doctor shows up at WH while Biden is in office: President Definitely Has Parkinsons Media when a drawing of a young girl in a birthday card to the world's most famous pedophile is signed by the current President: we've seen no wrongdoing
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Anthea Butler
about 2 months ago
When Campus Reform and Turning point came after professors and created the professor watchlist, administrators didn't pay attention..Now they are being fired and attacked. Maybe institutions should have done more to protect academic freedom....
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Brendel
2 months ago
I donât truly believe it would be better to be oblivious to everything going on right now and just live like a dullard but I do wish I had a dullard setting that I could toggle off and on
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Josh Zingher
2 months ago
This is trans rights, too. There is no viable position for the Democrats other than âtrans rights are human rights.â Trying to triangulate a position where you throw trans people under the bus âjust a littleâ to woo swing voters only feeds the rightâs argument that trans people are a threat 1/x
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Paul F. Tompkins
2 months ago
It wasnât the media it was my heart
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Coach Finstock
2 months ago
Love that even his bribes are racist
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Written by Normal McNormalson, who has never heard of solicitation, why do you ask
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Katelyn Jetelina
2 months ago
CDC employees standing up and walking out in light of the mass shootings, firings, and *waves hands in the air* everything else.
#USAnotRFK
Lets gooooo
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Kashana
2 months ago
Well, AI drinks our water, raises our electric bills, and tells kids to off themselves, but at least itâs making us dumber
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He better not have to pay for legal representation for the rest of his life because he will absolutely be fighting this for the rest of his life. I will also add that any lawyer who tries to charge him or his family is immoral
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Drift
3 months ago
If you're seriously suggesting sacrificing marginalized people to fascists to win then we are not and have never been on the same side.
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Molly Shah
3 months ago
Feel free to tuck away the knowledge that Plan B expires after 4 years and Ella after 3- plan accordingly
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Kashana
3 months ago
Just saw someone call the military occupation of DC a distraction, and thatâs it, the itâs a distraction people have lost it. We should wait until the bulldozer is running over your house and all chime in with âisnât there something else we should be talking aboutâ
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I would like it on the record that I don't want to exist in an AI form when I die. I would like to haunt in the traditional way by stomping around my upstaira neighbors' floors
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Collin Murr
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Chris Kluwe
3 months ago
I wish a very happy âfuck youâ to everyone who thought throwing trans people under the bus was going to stop these lunatics Their goal has *always* been the eradication of the entire LGBTQ+ community, and theyâre not gonna stop at Obergefell either This is why we fight for *everyone*
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