We came here to break things.

Dark Influencer 11x17 pen and paper #surreal #macabre #PenAndPaper #TraditionalArt #DarkSurrealism #DarkArt #Art #InkSky #GrimDark

I would like my hair UP because it's annoying me swingin' around Like That but sinus headache says NO we need hair DOWN, ow. Bodies are so fucking UGH. Giant mistake, corporeality.

Halloween fans, we really need to not step foot in Hobby Lobby because (1) they’re actively donating to anti-LGBTQ+ causes and (2) they literally don’t even sell Halloween decor because they think it’s evil

Bookmark for me!

I want a pickle so sour it bites back, drowning in a forest of dill, with garlic chunks big enough to use as life rafts.

My painting of a purple iris

also I do very well on here but I suspect I am blocked by a truly wild number of people, because I'm a strong flavor. and part of being a strong flavor means some people love you and also some people EXTREMELY DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOU EVER AGAIN, and that's okay!

Golden Hour featuring Hans

Folks, I GOT YOU COVERED. Please use this permission slip to take a day off work, I'm sure your boss with be FINE with it.

WAVERLY IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS! Honestly, this series is amazing and I need to get serious about my murder-board because SHIT IS GOING DOWN. Yo. New Waverly is out!! *happy dance*

THIS. It is SO damn frustrating! I was dx'd with Stein-Leventhal — what PCOS was called before it was PCOS — at 10. I am 47 now. Not one single doctor, including ob/gyns, has ever had anything to say other than "lose weight."

PCOS (polycystic ovary syndrome) is now PMOS (polyendocrine metabolic ovarian syndrome). The name change follows a multiyear process stemming from a recognition that ovarian cysts aren't the primary aspect of the condition, which affects multiple body systems, and many patients don't have them.

Why is it like this? Why is it OK to make millions of dollars on the backs of people who just want to live and have a normal life and pet cats and help people, but as soon as we need help it’s “SORRY YOU SUCK MAYBE DONT BE SICK, GET FUCKED SONNY JIM” and I want to scream so much

“Beware the day!” intoned no one, though we all should.

The Dove Oil and acrylic on canvas (2026)

🧵 Finally read that Greenwood thread that's been floating around my feed today (srsly, I can only ignore something for so long before eother exasperation or curiosity gets the better of me) AND I HAVE THOUGHTS. Related to this skeet:

What amazes me about the irredeemable emotional denseness of the rich is their firm belief that we should care about them. That they are of value to us Life impacts them in tiny ways compared to the rest of us, yet they have a story that says we should care about their trivial trials We don't

it costs zero dollars to be a good person but somehow most rich people can't afford it

red sprites are always the most mind blowing thing. it looks like some alien shit

Life is looking up! A customer informed me of Banana Ball and I am in love.

US SHIPPING IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR APPAREL ONLY, this is a test run and i'll be adding other products back into the mix in coming weeks. For now, US based folks can order hoodies, tshirts, and bandanas <333333

Fucking neurotypicals can't read non-verbal social cues.

FTR: I have thrown up twice and shat the entirety of my innards out thrice, not to mention my people face wore off at 6 p.m. because some asshole wanted to blab at me for an hour while my breakfast congealed in front of us.

QRP with the doctor you'd trust leading the hantavirus reponse instead of RFK Jr.:

I swear to fucking god if motherfuckers don't stop coming into the bar I am going to shank a bitch.

OMG, this is amazing!! I don't know how many slots are still open but ship a horror book, rcv a horror book in June!

They're gonna call you a pervert no matter what, so you might as well get weird with it. Dress by me, Rosalarian. You can have one too, and buying it will support me, a smut peddler whose income is crashing because of this shit. Rosalarian.com/shop

#DavidsMonthOfMusic #MusicSky May 12: Night or Day in the title “One Night in Bangkok” by Murray Head youtu.be/rgc_LRjlbTU

Seeing in the dark more than a meal. Limerence by Steven Leyva #Voice by me.

NICE!!!!!

Every time you start to put on a bra to go out and fulfill an obligation but get a cancellation text, an angel also gets to take her bra off. That’s way better than wings.

"This role focuses on improving AI systems’ clinical reasoning using high-quality, evidence-based healthcare data. Work involves designing realistic medical scenarios, evaluating AI-generated outputs, and enhancing how AI models interpret and respond to patient care situations." Doom.

Today's earworm, god help me.... "Wickedest Man Alive," Naughty by Nature (Honestly, though, it bumps AND had some of the most creative insults I've ever heard.)

"All you had to do was pay us enough to live." #ink #art #drawing #illustration #blackandwhite #penandink

That hint of red at the base of the petals, tho.

Traffic alert! No matter which route you take today, you'll still wish you were sitting in the cozy library of a mysterious mansion on the moors, sipping tea, and plotting new adventures on old maps.

WE DON'T NEED PETROLEUM-BASED PLASTICS ANYMORE! "The [bamboo plastic] outperforms most commercial plastics and bioplastics in mechanical and thermo-mechanical metrics while maintaining full biodegradability in soil within 50 days and closed-loop recyclability with 90% retained strength."

Somewhere by the sea. A sea warm enough to swim in. Lately I've been enchanted by the Isles of Scilly. Or, yanno, Chicago. My favorite big city. Still not convinced I could survive a Chicago winter, though.

I came up out of the water and had visitors.

I think it's his hands. The way he gestures. *slow nodnodnod*

Yea, verily, verily. Forsooth!

Inspired by the tree I saw yesterday in Dartmoor, a mossy cloaked tree mari (a4 size 02,01,005 microns)

I have a new crush but I ain't tellin' y'all who it is. *smug*

I don’t even realize that I’ve completely shut off until I leave and then can’t make a facial expression for two hours after

Sat at a picnic table and watched these clouds move overhead

RE: face-smashing and ball-inflating (looksmaxxing?? I guess??) It all reminds me of a reality show I caught an episode of in a hotel one night, where a dude got calf implants, then went to his local to show them off and everyone was all, "And? 😑" No one cares but YOU! Literally! NO. ONE. CARES.

As much as I love orange spice tea, I cannot drink it unsweetened. Today's experiment = failure

Bebe, we’re all just waiting for the break of day

Now THIS is what women want, lads. *nodnodnod*