Here's the breakdown for me: Body neutrality = I do not have opinions about bodies Body acceptance = it is what it is aka yup, we're corporeal Body positivity = I like the way bodies look and/or look at all the cool shit bodies do! 🧵

Go without my body a couple days. Then when I go back into it I'd be all whoa! I can manipulate objects!

I think nudity (in one form or another) is the greatest weapon in the war against body shame. That doesn't have to mean posting nudes or going to a clothing-optional resort. Maybe don't get dressed right away after you shower.

Today's Earworm: Type O + Ozzy, "Pictures of Matchstick Men" from the Private Parts sndtrk The only part that's stuck in my head is that cool as fuck breakdown riff @ 4:45, tho.

The alchemist next door keeps transmogrifying my acorn caps into slightly smaller acorn caps, which is annoying because now they won't fit the toads' heads anymore.

cornography relies heavily on the cob shot

Tonight's Silly Research Project: Q: Does Rudy Giuliani really have a giant head or is his neck just scrawny? A: His neck is proportional, apparently he just has a large melon. 🤷‍♀️

Get in, losers, we're watchin' Marisa Tomei being hot as hell while spoutin' obscure automotive knowledge.

Your fun fact of the day is: Fred Gwynne, aka Herman Munster aka the judge from My Cousin Vinny, was 6'5"! Thus concludes today's fun fact.

I must return to the sea.

After four references in one day, after not thinking about it for years, yes, Universe, I believe I WILL watch My Cousin Vinny!

smart phones were a bad idea, we should have stopped at texting.

I hollered "Fuck you, Pennywise" down a sewer grate today and I feel much better now.

!!! BREAKING NEWS!

I went through seven years of speech therapy as child to correct my Elmer Fudd problem (Ls and Rs as Ws). My "normal" accent is best described as "Cali gal grew up in the South." Get me drunk, angry, or around my sister and I could guest-star on Beverly Hillbillies, tho. 😂

Me, asking the cats to let me walk through a doorway without the stopping dead right in front of me. Have they ever once complied? Nay-nay.

Regret To Inform: The British are actually onto something with vinegar on fries. *ducks*

No new pics: where you at mentally?

I like the way you think. I like the way you move through the world like a vampire of bookish melancholy and a dark sense of disheveled glamour, emphasis on the disheveled.

Doing a bump of Adobo powder just to feel something

Goodnight from Ashcourt Borough Council, where tonight’s meeting has been disrupted by angry calls to tackle the worsening phantom tram problem. Goodnight from the River Stannis, swollen with rain and a desire to break its banks in revenge for pesticide pollution. Goodnight from Hookland.

I gotta get that Rude label. I never want that shit to happen again.

Kill 'em all, let their gods sort 'em out. *breathing fire*

BRB. Putting the entire beauty-media complex to the torch.

I am sleepy as hell and thought, "Oh, I'll watch the ANTM doc for a bit and go lay down." *THREE HOURS LATER* Curse every single one of you who told me this existed. It is every bit as brutal as I was warned it would be. DAMN. Also, my inequality bone hurts now. Thanks.

*threads of bloody drool hanging from mouth* Someone stop me before I buy again....

"Families don’t make enough on average to afford child care for two children, according to government benchmarks. The average annual cost of child care for an infant and a 4-year-old across the U.S. is $28,190."

We think he might have neurological issues. Nothing incredibly urgent / life threatening at the moment but we need to figure out 1/whether it's the case 2/what we can do to better his quality of life if it is This is for a 1.5hr long consult with a behaviourist vet to see what's next for him :)

Housemate: You know another big snow is coming, right? Me: Why do you hate me?

Waitaminute... is iTunes even a thing anymore or are all the cool kids, like, listening to music on tin cans connected by string nowadays? <confused_lady_doing_math.gif>

*endless screaming*

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Confession: I still use WinAmp. The version I downloaded in, like, 2006. I have the install files saved on multiple drives in case one fails. You can pry WinAmp from my cold, dead hands. [It has none of the annoying bells-n-whistles I detest about players like iTunes and I adore the equalizer.]

Your heart cannot extend beyond the confines of your blood? You cannot find the stirring of care for someone you cannot influence? This is weakness, a frailty, a pathetic nature nothing can cure but a whole tearing down and rebuilding. Rotten foundation and structure.

Just a reminder that bisexual people don’t owe you any specific performance. We are always queer.

Which one of you bastards keeps making shitty music popular?

Bookmark for me! (holy carp, I NEED IT)

I feel this way about Vermont. Despite having been there, I remain convinced it's all just marketing hocus-pocus and doesn't actually exist.

i dont need context, im fine rawdogging no context

QP'ing so I can pin that thread with a warning: I am 47 fucking years old, lived through the home computing revolution, worked in tech, and know my shit. I neither need nor welcome advice or opinions on how I choose to use my computer or any products thereon. 1/

Pee Ess: I'm actually on my big computer (for once) and not my phone while typing all of this, so apologies for any weird formatting. The double-space after a period, for example, is ingrained in my BONES and I can't seem to adjust to one-space no matter how hard I try, lol.

I am ABSOLUTELY in full-on "Julia Sugarbaker with a foul mouth" mode. Wanna read the messages I just sent amazon and google?? 🙃

🧵 RE: making politics boring again I would love to not have to pay attention to politics because our elected officials are just doing their damn job and not tryna fuck over their constituents, but realize that political oversight — especially political reporting! — is A Thing that needs to happen.

night

I'll admit, I have no idea how to opt out of capitalism as much as I can but I would love to hear y'all's response if you have one!

My goal for the night is one new patron. Would anyone care to join? Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, and other fun posts. www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. Of all the Cherokee Wizards or Witches, the most dreaded is the vampire Raven Mocker-the one that robs the

Mmm... I MAY be in A Mood tonight, y'all.

today it is snowballs, tomorrow it might be deez

if I catch A SINGLE ONE OF YOU doing this to our trans friends in Kansas, I will fucking wreck you. the politicians doing this to Kansas are evil. the people it is being done to deserve support and help and to not have to deal with your sadistic little jokes. grow a fucking soul.