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HOTTY TODDY!

I love New Mexico! I had the privilege of visiting for work, and I’d love to travel there again. The people there are so genuinely friendly. The food & drinks were all incredible too!

I feel like I just got summoned like a genie out of a lamp.

This really is a perfect example of a few types of disinformation in our current moment. It’s slick, but deeply insidious and dangerous. 🧵

Give Issac Chotiner subpoena power

If Isaac Chotiner ever wants to interview me, I’m fleeing the country.

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I am sorry to the Dutch. I was unfamiliar with your game.

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

Baby, a little letter ain’t going to stop my firm from suing you sideways.

Get his ass, Michael!

I know it's frustrating when lawyers point out when something the administration is doing is not legal. But responding with "the law doesn't matter anymore" is really unhelpful and defeatist. Clarifying the law is important because it reminds us not to comply in advance and to resist and take action

Also what Jimmy Kimmel said wasn’t even about Kirk? He just pointed out people were grifting in the most mild-mannered way possible.

The Vice President hosting a podcast is so deeply unserious. They want to be influencers! They are not interested in governing.

Weirdly fitting that I basically moved to the Free State of Jones recently.

Best take I’ve seen. All we know right now is that Charlie Kirk’s shooter had his brain rotted by being way too online. We know nothing else!

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in retrospect, there’s probably never been a name as threatening as “America Online”

Boy, I sure wish that the media or law enforcement was interested in talking to disinformation and deeply online spaces experts.

Shad White is too online for Mississippi.

Even the concept of someone doing critical thinking is circling the drain. There are people who think reading the words is all there is to literacy. Part of a bigger crisis, I fear.

Apple should let me trade in my AirPods because I’ve been very responsible by never losing them.

My contractor keeps coming up to me with this expression and telling me about new upsetting things he sees in the house.

We got out of that one! Arkansas might get wild next week though.

the meme here is literally true, but it often couples with the belief that voter suppression is the reason the South is deeply red. but it's the other way around: the voter suppression is the *output* of reactionary Southern politics

The pregame brunch at Buffalo trace may have been a mistake.

Ole Miss is determined to stress me out, and the game just started.

It is so wild that U-Haul will just let you drive a 26-foot long truck with just a regular driver’s license and zero training.

I think that’s what underlies conservatives now. They have an incuriosity about the world so much so that they are proud of it, and demean people who are curious.

My new house in Mississippi is old, so I expected there to be redneck engineering. But an old telephone pole holding up my bedroom floor takes the cake.

Firefighters, famously, have a house they all live in, where they wait for people to call them, actually.

Well, time for wine and staring into the middle distance.

The craziest lie that Trump has ever told is that Tommy Tuberville is a "great football coach."

New Mexico State’s mascot looks like his mission in life is to hunt down and kill the New Mexico mascot

Bama screwing up time clock management. Never thought I’d see the day!

I’m going to miss Lee Corso, so here’s a fun fact: he was head of business development at Ticonderoga (yes, the pencil company). In the late 90s and early aughts, he led the efforts to develop soybean crayons.

Some say he’s alive, but many people say he is dead. It’s important that we hear out those who think he’s dead.

Has he been posting though? I ask because that’s the only way anyone will know if I’ve departed.

Why are y’all posting about it? What happened?

The nihilism is a particular kind of evil that we must be prepared to face, but if you explain it you sound raving mad.

we should treat terrorgram stuff like CSAM

I’ve been spreading the news of the feds failing to indict the sandwich guy like Paul Revere.

Fitting that the haboob is a big natural event.

Smelled smoke, ran outside, and I was greeted by this scene.

I’m still posting though because I’m too powerful.

You will never guess what this is in response to 😭

I fear I’m never beating the junkyard dog lawyer allegations.