Right-wing men’s deepest anxiety is women doing whatever they want, especially women they view as the property of a man.

I thought Don Jr. was marrying Kimberly Guilfoyle this weekend. Then I see he is marrying a whole new woman this weekend.

GOP politicians are already bottom of the barrel, but I’m telling y’all the new ones will be worse. Only option is for us to crush as many of them as possible in elections.

I think we are going to see more of the Carvana model going forward, whether through competitors or the manufacturers themselves.

A depressingly plausible explanation for some of the 2024 shift to Trump is that low-education American workers got richer under Biden which pushed a bunch of them into the "low education + high income" category that loves Trump.

This reframing of working class as a vibe is so persistent.

my favorite genre of international dialogue

Well, he’s technically not wrong in that Congress hasn’t circumcised anyone.

boy howdy, watching who decides to fall for the Kiffin thing *again* sure is something

you, a naive fool: this race is between a traditional bush-style republican against a maga republican me, a psychopath who never forgets a detail: dave p took an uber to burger king to meet his mistress and nate paul ALLEGEDLY paid for his whopper

An ostrich tried to peck me, I met a new wonderful friend, found a speakeasy by accident, and then got Whataburger. A perfect Friday.

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We need to show the youth that tanning bed scene from Final Destination.

Love this and very on theme! The dress is handpainted and inspired by “Ode to a Grecian Urn” by John Keats. Dress by Michael Kors. Hand-painted by Peter McGough. Jewelry by Bulgari.

I’m absolutely heartbroken at the end of @knowledgefight.bsky.social. That show and that community gave me so much, and I’m forever indebted.

i doxxed a man in Reno just to watch him cry

My bet was on So Happy, but this was an incredible performance by Golden Tempo and such a smart riding strategy by Jose Ortiz.

Two children on a street corner asked me to honk my horn for a free song. I was unsure of what to expect, but they performed a lovely duet. I clapped and praised their performance, and now I fear that I have jesters.

I reject Portnoy’s presence at Churchill Downs.

My bartender is an angel in disguise. She’s giving me beers for $1.

Been saying it for 10 years AT LEAST but Mississippi is the Future, losers. Dobbs? Us. VRA killed? Us. Beg for us to secede again, it only makes us stronger. You're locked in here with us, ya smug pricks.

We have, therefore, reached the point as a Nation where we must take action to save the Constitution from the Court and the Court from itself. We must find a way to take an appeal from the Supreme Court to the Constitution itself.

Nick Judin is in the top 3 best journalists in Mississippi, and he ain’t third. He reports with so much compassion and dignity for all involved and with persistent devotion to the truth. Must read story:

Come at me bro. I’m in Vatican City.

I am beyond tired of getting emails advertising people’s AI legal products.

A disgusting display of decadence and moral rot

This implies his death will cause coal to be the top electricity provider.

We wanted to understand what nuclear dust is. So we talked to three unemployed Joe Rogan listeners at a Wendy's in Toms River.

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

We cannot become numb to moral rot and depravity. We live in a society. We cannot resign ourselves to live like this.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Lil Yachty saying a woman blows him like a cello is so insane that he made a clarification.

Tbh, all theological considerations aside if you really stop to think about it, JD Vance was a dweeb who started a beef with a hater from Chicago. This strikes me as unwise on a fundamental level.

How is TJ Maxx not getting in on "looksmaxxing," riding it hard for a fiscal quarter of advertising campaign, then walking away with the satisfaction of having murdered the trend.

Finally able to bring the Mississippi Matters show to BlueSky!

I guess they don’t teach international law at LSU.

merely a few years after the plague conflict arises between the king's worm of an advisor and the pope. a preacher whose doctrine advises strange uses of the flesh hath also near died before the public eye. woe upon us for we are under an evil star

I need to get on this.

I’ve been saying Gen X needs more heat!

I think that’s exactly what it is and half those influencers aren’t as rich as you think.

The replacement of Jesus with Trump as the messianic figure in right wing American Christianity is predicated on plausible deniability, and Trump breaks this contract every time he explicitly acknowledges that he has taken the place of Christ in their worship.

Conservative influencers are only turning on Trump to guarantee future influence. They know Trump won’t be around forever and that he’s increasingly unpopular.

Calvin Duncan, a man imprisoned for 30 years before he was exonerated, won an election in New Orleans promising to fix a judicial system that failed him Now, Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry and the GOP-controlled Legislature are racing to eliminate his job before he can be sworn in

Got a new accountant who helped me figure out why I somehow always owe money to the IRS. She couldn’t save me this year though. 🥴

Coming back from space seems like the scariest part. WHAT DO YOU MEAN you are going to flip them upside down and then go no contact as they hurtle through the Earth’s atmosphere. I’d be screaming at them not to leave me!

Vance and his staff have been working their media contacts like crazy this week.

I sound like an evil witch when I see a man with long eyelashes. Why does he have those? Give them to me!