Once someone kindly explained to me that Marlon Brando wasn't a fish I respected him a lot less

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''It won't bother me, what the thoughtless are thinking.'' Blake Schwarzenbach Art by Brendan Murdock

Do not settle for these Victor Frankensteins. You deserve The Monster and you know it, queen.

Wtf happened to man-buns? Are they in some kind of confederacy with murder clowns?

Filling out the interests section of my dating app profile

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''I lose myself in music because I can't be bothered explaining what I feel to anyone else around me.'' Robert Smith

I close my left eye and I still see double. Why?

You're at Me First I need you at Gimme Gimmes

On her birthday, we'd like to remember special effects makeup artist Milicent Patrick who famously designed the Gill Man suit for Universal's CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON.

I haven't sat on a blow up couch since the Spice Ages

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''If I am the chief of sinners, I am the chief of sufferers also.'' Robert Louis Stephenson Promotional photograph from Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde 1941

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Oppenheimer, or to call it by it's proper name, American Sniper 2

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''I'm easy to imitate. All you need are the soft-boiled egg eyes and the bedroom voice.'' Peter Lorre

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''My grandfather thinks this town is cursed. That all the bad things that happen in this town are because of one thing... an evil thing.'' Mike Hanlon

Frankenstein's quote of the night. "No man knows till he has suffered from the night how sweet and dear to his heart and eye the morning can be." Bram Stoker Art by James Whistler

And I said what about Breakfast at Tiffany's And she said she'd like to watch Roman Holiday Then we discussed maybe streaming Sabrina And I said, well we still need to see Charade

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''I wish I was as funny as she thinks she is.'' Dahli

halloween is next week

Look, I just feel like I shouldn’t have to bend over backward to get an exorcism

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''You are living in the free world, in the free world you must stay.'' Phil Ochs

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''Comedy and Horror are opposite sides of the same coin.'' Robert Bloch Art by Charles Burns

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''If you start at the top of the ladder, there's only one way to go.'' Christopher Lee

British politics is basically a doom spiral of increasingly unhinged hostile policies. Reform says something unhinged ⬇️ Labour counters with their own unhinged policy ⬇️ Tories shout from back they'll be even more unhinged ⬇️ Reform announces different unhinged proposal in response ⬇️ And repeat...🔁

Spell your name with movie titles 🍿 Fargo Riders of the lost Ark Alien 3 Nosferatu Kickboxer Eraserhead Night of the Living Dead Society The Whip and the Body Exorcist It Stains the Sand Red Nightmare on Elm Street Ju-On Oldboy Natural Born Killers Elvira's Haunted Hills Satanic Rites of Dracula

There's always a new low for Brewdog

It’s so funny to see One Battle After Another and see yourself in the unambiguously Nazi characters and get offended

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''Knowledge is power, but wisdom is the key to unlocking that power responsibly.'' Elric of Melnibone Art by Michael Whelan

frankenstein’s mobster

This is the future we deserve. Respect drunk women.

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''In the history of America, black people have been the lowest on the totem pole. Well, except for the people that invented the totem pole.'' Leslie Jones

Can’t remember who said if you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.

got scammed by some fucking hippy band. knew i shouldn’t have opened that email from Phish

The Rapture is tomorrow, and don’t forget, atheists with shotguns WILL be trying to blast you out of the sky as you ascend, so remember to bob, weave, and believe

Frankenstein's quote of the night. "The pandemic of mental anguish that afflicts our time cannot be properly understood, or healed, if viewed as a private problem suffered by damaged individuals." Mark Fisher Art by Edward Hopper

You should be permitted to reach into the screen and beat up every 90s motherfucker playing a character that loathes their cubicle job they will have for the next 25 years.

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''These bones have been burned And hatred shall not last The tools of sorrow cast Have become the past'' Thomas Gabriel Fischer Art by HR Giger

Frankenstein's quote of the night. "Look, it's been swell, but the swellings gone down." Tank Girl Art by Andrew Robinson

is Tim Pool going to have to take of his hat at the funeral

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''Don't ask the world to stop moving because you have doubts.'' Alfred Bester Art by Michael Whelan

petition to change the meaning of "the English Disease" from football hooliganism to middle class transphobia

Lying about one’s dick size is called a phallusy please clap

A haunted house... In this economy?!?

Confessions of a non monogamous flag shagger

Slightly diminish a book At the mountains of mental health day

Frankenstein's quote of the night. “I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.” Harley Quinn Art by Joshua Middleton

There are so many hot guys at this dead clown's estate sale

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''Reality denied comes back to haunt.'' Philip K Dick Art by Chris Moore