Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''The gods only go with you if you put yourself in their path. And that takes courage.'' Mary Stewart Art by Loish

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''It isn't a bad thing to hear voices... but you mustn't for a minute imagine that all is wise that comes to you out of the night world.'' David Lindsay Art by Lin Wen Xin

Now how do I record this audio as my voice mail

ill bet it sucks and is really embarrassing if youre Dr. Frankenstein and you're on a first date and your monster runs up yelling like "why did you make me!?" and "build me a wife!" and stuff

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''Hoard food and it rots. Hoard money and you rot. Hoard power and the nation rots.'' Chuck Palahnuik Art by Erik Thor Sandberg

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''By the Gods I am glad I'm motivated by hatred and not by love, for I do not half the damage, it seems, done by those in love.'' Elric of Melnibone Art by Brom

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''Order is a terrifying concept invented by beaurocrats to stop us from realising that the only true state of the universe is custard-based anarchy.'' Spike Milligan

A lot of people don’t understand why horror is enjoyable, but the appeal is actually pretty simple. You watch horror to enjoy the fantasy of a world where you can be the most irritating person alive and still have six friends who want to organize a trip to an isolated location with you.

What kind of compromise have you got for me? Something for my mindfulness like scented zyklon-b?

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''I can never come home again, 'Cause I seem to have left an important part of my brain somewhere, Somewhere in a field in Hampshire.'' Jarvis Cocker

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

In a world without God, we still have ice cream

Post a game you remember playing but nobody else remembers

"Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. We have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. We have never seen a totally sane human being." Robert Anton Wilson

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''Horror writers are specialists in the worst case scenario.'' Richard Laymon Art by Jill Bauman

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''All I learnt at school, was how to bend not break the rules.'' Suggs

Introduce yourself with 1 movie 1 book 1 TV show 1 album Day of the Dead Sailor on the Seas of Fate Young Ones No Gods No Managers by Choking Victim

nice argument. however i have already portrayed you as the beleaguered dour jester and myself as the whimsical joyous jester

Dopesmoker doesn't even start in a hurry music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

In 1995, Sandra Bullock was the first person ever to buy movie theater tickets online, in promotion for her new film THE NET.

The Ninth Gate

everyone thinks they’re a fred, wilma, or barney, but they’re the animal that gets used as a plunger and then quips ‘eh, it’s a living.’

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''Smile while you can. Smile like the skull you’ll be, you fool, before you’re worse than bones.'' Ramsey Campbell Art by Paul Cézanne

My new years resolutions are to find the TV remote that has been missing since November and to read a lot of Aliens books

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''Heaven ain't bad but you don't get nothing done.'' Townes Van Zandt

Explain this away, heathens!

I’ll let you look at my Pornhub search history before I let you look at my iPhone calculator history.

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''Believe in Rock n Roll. That is the only religion that never lets you down.'' Lemmy Kilmister

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''Bugs is who we want to be. Daffy is who we are.'' Chuck Jones Art by Chuck Jones

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''Animals that are rare have been put into the red book, and those that are plentiful - into the cooking book.'' Faina Ranevskaya Art by Lou Benesch

Once someone kindly explained to me that Marlon Brando wasn't a fish I respected him a lot less

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''It won't bother me, what the thoughtless are thinking.'' Blake Schwarzenbach Art by Brendan Murdock

Do not settle for these Victor Frankensteins. You deserve The Monster and you know it, queen.

Wtf happened to man-buns? Are they in some kind of confederacy with murder clowns?

Filling out the interests section of my dating app profile

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''I lose myself in music because I can't be bothered explaining what I feel to anyone else around me.'' Robert Smith

I close my left eye and I still see double. Why?

You're at Me First I need you at Gimme Gimmes

On her birthday, we'd like to remember special effects makeup artist Milicent Patrick who famously designed the Gill Man suit for Universal's CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON.

I haven't sat on a blow up couch since the Spice Ages

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''If I am the chief of sinners, I am the chief of sufferers also.'' Robert Louis Stephenson Promotional photograph from Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde 1941

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Oppenheimer, or to call it by it's proper name, American Sniper 2

Frankenstein's quote of the night. ''I'm easy to imitate. All you need are the soft-boiled egg eyes and the bedroom voice.'' Peter Lorre