genuinely crying at this one

I said it pre-election but the Beltway media had already drafted the narrative that "peak woke" gave us trump instead of economic voting behavior

"D.A.R.E. to resist autism" when?

sittin on the dock of the bay

we would still be hearing about all those plane crashes in any other year

Deeply annoys me when I see "people don't care about x, y, z" when in fact lots of people care about x, y, z. ALSO the people saying it never ask why THEY *care* about x and not z [if they are accusing others of not caring]. It's silly. People simply CANNOT act on everything they care about.

a group of people were like "i found a way to live my life as a truer version of myself" and instead of being like "that's beautiful, how can i help" people were like "i don't think schools should have books in them anymore"

counterpoint: every Trump voter can suck my asshole

just saw a tiktok from a disney adult reading from On Tyranny and asking their followers to cancel their d+ and disney trips omg

got addicted to reddit for a month or two but i quit cold turkey and deleted the app so i'm back now

You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.

those two guys from supernatural

the dooms not gonna scroll itself

working 9-5 sounds so nice i'll be real

this is the new astrology

if i said all the gasping and scoffing at women reading spice/smut is the exact same energy as all the gasping and scoffing at women reading 50 shades of grey in 2014

badlands ticket secured omg

Baby, we are COOKED, omg.

BADLANDS TOUR

youtube making me watch two unskippable ads for a 15 second video be SO serious

shauna shipman apologists are safe with me btw

parents don't need to call or text their kids during school, that's what the front office is for; honestly parents you need to fucking sort yourselves because you're blowing it

oh we're so back

she's giving mirrorball

evil taylor swift for president

🕯️slutty halloween album🕯️

the tortured showgirl department

it's giving halsey for my last trick tour

To parents bitching about the school supply lists this year - what the fuck did you think massive cuts to education budgets would look like? Where did you think those supplies were coming from?

"that's coworker music" omg ur soooo special. the most special. u should get an award for listening to better music than everyone else on earth bc ur so special

Do they want sex with women or do they want status with men, and blame women for their low status with other men?

Women cannot solve the problems of rightwing men for the simple fact that rightwing men do not respect women as authorities on ourselves, and refuse to listen to women’s advice. Therefore, the only people who can really solve this problem is: men who are rightwing but not misogynistic. If they exist

Frankly I don't like living in an era where no one can read, Big Tech is trying to abolish the educational system as we know it and PBS is gutted because those in power don't see the value in offering children educational programming to counter the ceaseless tide of slop.

How the hell are you supposed to function as a gen Z adult it feels like there’s a new Fuck You bill or order every few days

girl would you love YOURSELF if u were a worm

every single law on this topic is like: THIS SAVES CHILDREN FROM SEX TRAFFICKING THIS SAVES WOMEN FROM SEX TRAFFICKING THIS SAVES CHILDREN FROM SEX TRAFFICKING all depictions of sexual intercourse must be christ-affirming or your bank account will be seized THIS SAVES WOMEN FROM SEX TRAFFICKING

"why won't anyone tell me how to get laid?" asks man who has never listened to a single sabrina carpenter song

"the left can't tell men how to get laid because they actually respect women" nope! women on the left HAVE been telling men how to get laid for DECADES. y'all just don't fucking listen to women

“We must find a leftist way to commodify women and enforce men’s entitlement to sexual access to their bodies.”

The only people telling men they’re all trash are right wing manosphere influencers saying stuff like “Everywhere men go nowadays they are told they’re trash.” It’s a total grift.

remember the early 2010s when women left & right were getting wet over "metrosexuals" bc they put in the smallest effort to be attractive to women? notice how the last few years of "be a big strong man & demean bitches to show dominance" HASN'T been getting men laid?? impossible to say why

re: why isn't the left worried about men getting laid ?!??

"i asked chatgpt to-" you can stop there actually

tech companies are openly selling all of our data to the highest bidder and we're supposed to upload id for age verification. lol. lmao even.

"the hate against ______ is so forced" idk man or maybe you just like something that other people don't like and that's fine

god please let this be fake

“Don’t speak ill of the dead.” Why not? If someone was a piece of shit in life, why the fuck do I owe them anything in death. “He was an openly racist trash human, but he’s dead now so kudos to a life well lived.” No. Absolutely not.

a phoebe bridgers album would go so crazy rn

my entire life has been that episode of the simpsons where lisa gets depressed