what if they got raptored instead?

even being set up to fail this is a good joke

welly, welly, welly wellity, wellity, wellity

aww, bbg you should eat liz cheney’s ass about it

sure glad i watched andor is what i say when i cancel disney

Testing a theory: reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote

bread week, motherfuckers

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

ok so i need to watch this again right the fuck now

“fuck off, chair” me to a chair i’m in a fight with i guess

Cake Pop Demon Hunters

what the clickbait

no i do not have anything nice to say not at all

- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

VIVA NEPAL!

RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism

instead of vaccines we’re going to implement mandatory tongue kissing for all students five and older

far too alive for my taste

he’s his usual inappropriate self and i couldn’t be more disappointed

she has a masters, was valedictorian and thinks miami is on the pacific ocean and i cannot stop watching

a sickeningly entitled 26 y/o girl just said she wanted to micro retire from her job in finance and try modeling as she talks to chatgpt and i can’t stop watching

Rudy definitely has the hospital gown on backwards and his dick out right now

mayor of dipshit mountain with a distraction fetish says what

what's the rule? no white people after Labor Day?

big beautiful living unlike the democrat party

is…is it happening?

i assume he was quietly transferred to another server

if you are from a normal country stay tf away from here something awful is always happening you don’t need that shit

my mitochondrial challenges are cute af

how is snoop being an idiot a surprise?

jaws after that the ocean was the enemy

putting on my grave dancin shoes

being erotic is exhausting

walmart shrimp sounds like a threat to me

a stunning essay glorious

“what’s on your family coat of arms” “twizzlers”

took a devils nap you all in trouble now

Keep in mind that this is only the stuff we know about

one of my fondest memories of watching succession is how tom deftly smoked handbag culture with his “ludicrously capacious” line

i did the thing

green sweet salad peppers

pink polo club

That took a turn or two

weapons was the fucked uppest but in a good way

We are so close to Andrew Cuomo doing a rap. I can't wait.

i miss when cooking shows weren’t all contests

poppin my tarts

New York Times: Oh they died WITH starvation not of it.

putting lip plumper on wiping it off putting lip plumper on i’m very busy