gross

comin in fresh to do posting

i’m starting to enjoy activating siri and angrily telling siri to fuck off FUCK OFF SIRI

i'm stupid. put me in the ny times.

waiting for 2025 to end

who needs AI movies when you can just watch this on a loop

fav things i’ve done in 2025: deleted twitter deleted spotify deleted disney + thought about deleting other stuff

making ziti my nonna’s voice in my head: why you drain the fat? the fat is the delicious

ahh yes that time of year when saturday is tuesday

lady behind cosmetics counter to two sisters: ok you have fair skin… and YOU are…pale

my family rn: ok so stone crab claws that’s one and crab cakes with BLUE crab, two and snow crab legs, three! crab rangoon dip, four! wait that’s… it’s four! ok ok and crab stuffed mushrooms, five! and crab puffs, six! and spongebob is on the tv so that’s SEVEN fukin fishes!!!!

these fuckers are no joke i chewed 2, looked at the clock and 9 hours later holy shit hard sleep and feel fine

if you don't think weed is a medicine go to a dispensary and look at the prices

this is every divorced dude at nikki beach club in miami beach just chef’s kiss accurate blow dad

random adult to little bari weiss: what do you want to be when you grow up? little bari weiss: not a whole ass nazi but definitely something nazi adjacent

merry and bright

it’s not as embarrassing as it could have been

WHAT?

Everyone else go home — this is the year we secure ABOLISH ICE on a Chicago Snowplow chicagoshovels.org

god fucking pluribus

If Fentanyl is a Weapon of Mass Destruction, why aren’t the Sacklers in jail?

every email subject including my gynecologist: There’s still time!

The "I don't think about you at all" meme but for twitter.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a pretty name for kamala harris

homicide detectives ugh

exciting IHTOV news: i made a zine! in honor of the first anniversary of IHTOV (12/17), i put together ten stories from the site chosen by a small committee. they are stories that really bring home the idea of what our records mean to us 1/3

mixed tape reminds me of how olds say gangster rap

first snow of the year means posting this poor kid who just wanted to crank it and wound up on the news

the nativity with a nod to Trelvix (iykyk)

I like to picture Kílmar Ábrego García, his wife, and kids decorating a Christmas tree at home in Maryland this weekend. apnews.com/article/abre...

“Today you look very green even for a frog,” said Toad. “Get into my bed and rest.” Toad made Frog a cup of hot tea. Frog drank the tea, and then he said, “Tell me a story while I am resting.”

welcome to KC, we are open to everything

if anyone ever fucks with frog and/or toad so help me god

You guys. What if it happens on Christmas morning?

my favorite chicago thing

Who has made this 🤣

when the gummy clusters cluster

the chair company is killing me softly

This isn’t going to change until enough of us are willing to make tedious phone calls, send mind numbing emails, and be inconvenienced and uncomfortable. Every fucking day. Stop waiting for someone else to do your work. Holidays or not.

havin fun pizza party good times

sometimes a masterpiece is too good to wait. from the upcoming show Strip Law, I give you the song "Pizza Party" (a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)

there’s gotta be a clot working its way through that vascular maze to finish him

chili crisp for dinner

come over and do thank

dreamed ONuzz died of syphilis

Shoulda called it the "debutbut."

contemplating nerd gummy clusters for thanksgiving dessert

prepping my pants off