there were three of us in the car with mr tanner and he slammed the passenger brake on a girl driving when she said “god dang it” “we do not take the lord’s name in vain, young lady!”

what’s the opposite of thirsty

Pâté should be called schmeat.

This is how you do it

remember that time kamala harris went on the road with liz cheney to showcase what a good republican president she’d be? i fucking do

every time i *see* the cream of tartar i feel compelled to make snickerdoodles

oh noem

I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it. I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.” 1/

Putting heart monitors on Olympian family members for TV is fucking weird

chris collinsworth: the patriots still have a chance

No Kings includes Draft Kings

some dude just lost his kids college fund by betting seattle would pick heads and it would be tails

Guy mixing up Bad Bunny and Brown Bunny: “I just think it’s a controversial choice for the Super Bowl halftime show”

"I could do that." - your Roomba watching curling

“maybe it’ll be today” isn’t working so… “it’ll never happen”

VHS tracking error ass face

i have a deeply held belief that republicans run two candidates whenever possible one deep r fascist one pretending to be a democrat that’s how you get: tulsi gabbard kyrsten sinema fetterman newsom etc

but i want it NOWWWW

Most important game of the year

tony knives will fix me

Not sure if anyone that follows lives in my area but my Mother in-law is missing since Sunday. Left from San Diego to Yuma and never made it. Last cell ping was Jacumba right before a pretty nasty grade. Anything helps at this point.

Adam is a fount of info and we should all be following him.

The guy was being held down on the ground by like 6 scumbags and he was shot point blank while doubled over on his knees after the piece of shit pistol whipped him several times. Now you don’t have to watch.

no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch

miller and vance are gonna wrestle aren’t they

wellity, wellity, wellity

Happy birthday @scholvin.com 🎈

it’s 1:11 am i will make and eat spaghetti

pinterest encouraging me to sell my gold jewelry is not my favorite

is it normal to envision an army of nanobot mosquitoes flying into the ears of everyone enabling this shit? just buzzing incessantly and fucking with equilibrium oh look chuck schumer fell down mike johnson is crying kristi noem murdered her ear

i feel like it’s gonna happen

RIP (derogatory)

so ice agents are getting paid in kohl’s cash i think that’s fantastic

so isolating it to sort of an "island" you might say. an island just for your most important clients.

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

mayors, governors, clergy, everyone, everyone, everyone must tell them to get the fuck out

Cartoon. #Cartoon

we need a schoolhouse rock about this

my resolution to start drinking and smoking was like prescient and shit

Trump Casino and Golf Resort Caracas

Hello MI6? It’s time.

gross

comin in fresh to do posting

i’m starting to enjoy activating siri and angrily telling siri to fuck off FUCK OFF SIRI

i'm stupid. put me in the ny times.

waiting for 2025 to end

who needs AI movies when you can just watch this on a loop