I was there At all the cool kid birthday parties At Dave & Busters I DJ’d at the first ever indoor trampoline party I woke up naked In a Chuck E.Cheese Ticket Blaster Booth In 2013

Wu-Tang Clan needs to release another album that only had one copy and charge half a trillion dollars for it. You know Musk wouldn’t be able to resist that flex.

This is alarming for so many reasons. I guess they’re pretending it’s about drug abuse but they’re requiring this even for therapists who don’t (and can’t) prescribe anything. They seem to want a database of everyone in therapy. www.404media.co/headway-ther...

SHAROOOON! THEY'VE TRAPPED ME FUCKIN SOUL IN A FUCKIN DIGITAL CONSTRUCT SHARON. IVE GOT NO FUCKIN FREE WILL SHARON. THEY WANT ME TO SING CRAZY TRAIN TILL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE SHARON. FUCKIN HELL. SHAROOOON!

Now the strange fake arms are different colors. 😳

My thoughts watching this: Volcano. Volcano. Volcano. Volcano. Volcanoooooh shit!

ICE agents pepper-sprayed Senator Andy Kim of New Jersey.

Oh FFS NY Times keep your eye on the ball.

Headline tweak: “In a Perfect World We’re Not Screwed”. They should make it crystal clear from the start that the model simulations they’re discussing are absolutely NOT what the GOP is doing in response to the SCOTUS ruling. NY Times new Pie in the Sky beat. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/17/u...

“That is the horror of Springsteen’s catalog. It keeps aging well because America refuses to age better.” Nails it. Though gotta give credit to Jesse Wells as a young artist who is loud about the state of things.

She’s trying to say it’s clear she didn’t agree with the entire statement when she literally said “ditto”. DITTO! Ms. Kiggans replied: “That’s right. I, ditto. Yes, yes to that.” For those younger than Gen X this is like saying “I select all, copy and paste that.” www.nytimes.com/2026/05/12/u...

NASA has unveiled one of the closest images ever captured of Jupiter—and the detail is truly stunning. CREDIT:NASA

Hey MAGA, are you tired of all the winning yet? #DonTheCon

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

The NY Times just referred to George Santos as a “serial fabulist” 😂 and I feel strongly that such a character should wear a top hat.

i think we should be clear that just because the astronauts did not immediately declare the moon haunted, does not mean it is not haunted it may mean that the astronauts are now themselves haunted have we prepared for this eventuality and if so how

Again, I don’t see how you can read this as anything other than Trump trying to normalize the idea of using nuclear weapons

Guys you really expect the same people who can't stand up to trump about their shoe sizes to invoke the 25th amendment???

A different perspective. Always helpful.

Trump’s unbridled assholery is causing judges to take the tone your parents would use if you demanded to take their car after driving yours into the pool.

At Kennedy Space Center astronauts have to take elevators to the top of launch pad towers in order to enter their space capsules before lift off. This is the elevator panel at Pad 39A.

i just kobayashi marued the wordle

Ah, do you mean his “freestyle diplomacy”??? (Via NY Times)

When you want to get your message out to all of America but your press pool can only reach bots on X.

As a point of comparison, the US spent $21 billion in FY 2022 to feed billions of breakfasts and lunches to kids in schools across our whole country for an entire year under the universal school meals program that was later discontinued.

New from 404 Media: CBP tapped into the online advertising ecosystem to track peoples' movements, according to an internal DHS document. Shows for the first time DHS tracked phones via process for putting ads in ordinary apps—video games, fitness apps, many more www.404media.co/cbp-tapped-i...

Vibing with blue beet lady.

Corporations: We are collections of people & therefore deserve the civic rights afforded all people. Me: Ok. May I talk to a person? Corporation: No. Never again.

I can’t get enough of this one. #U2 youtu.be/Oo8U9sW2-Qo?...

New U2!!!! And they’ve got a few things to say. Like a bolt of lightening just when I needed it most. I’ve been feeling clobbered and deadened by the headlines. Now it’s time to elevate. #U2 “The worst can’t kill the best in us!” youtu.be/Y3ziTSYyook?...

NEW — An obscure Navy contractor program is making Trump’s plans to quickly build out and supply immigrant concentration camps around the country a reality. Here I explain WEXMAC TITUS, an acronym you need to understand:

Guys! Wearing glasses around your neck and looking tired are in style for Spring. Huzzah! www.wmagazine.com/fashion/neck...

I honestly had. I idea we were only supposed to talk to people we already know on here.

Best photo of where white America is at right now.

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

Muppets replace everyone on Bluesky but keep Menswear Guy as himself

The front page of the NY Times has basically become “OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD BUT HE’S PRESIDENT”

😂😂😂

This is an improvement, no?

I would absolutely subscribe to some kind of news site called The Follow Up that keeps track of big stores once they’ve been dropped from the news cycle. You could pin things you’re very interested in. Does this exist?

I have a feeling the Minnesota protester photos released by DHS are going to be used in exactly the same way. Heroes, all.

Jesus Christ you freak, they’re just my neighbors

Why does the Doomsday Clock look like the instructions on a box of microwave pizza???

It's not quite the most pressing issue at the moment, but the American people absolutely have a right to know the names of the federal officials who shot and killed a man peacefully protesting, who was on his knees, prone in the street when they shot him in the back.

This is an incredible look the strain on the judicial branch and how some judges have had enough. The judge referred to in the headline was appointed by GW Bush and clerked under Alito. “The court’s patience is at an end.”

NEW: A Texas county medical examiner found that Geraldo Lunas Campos was choked to death by a guard while he was held in ICE custody earlier this month. Geraldo is the sixth person to die in ICE detention this year.

Yes! This speaks to every part of me that ever made 60 marshmallow snowmen with fruit chew scarves. How many bags of pretzels and boxes of tissues have I dropped off in classrooms? The FREE! in bubble letters on the side of the box is the cherry on the sundae.

“Don’t call us the Gestapo or we’ll have to summarily execute people.”