The older I get, the more I understand why cats just walk away mid-conversation

It's so fucked up how if you try a new flavor of coffee creamer and it sucks you're just stuck with it for a month

Graphic novels turn kids into lifelong readers. They challenge readers, transform reluctant readers into readers, they bring joy. They boost vocabulary, increase reading comprehension for brains that take in information differently. They tell a story. Graphic novels are real reading, real books ✨📚😊

It’s all a production. A reality show with Trump starting as the Great Leader. So much promotion. So much hype. Billions spent on vanity-just elaborate sets actually. Welcome to the theocracy reality show. Detractors will be sued and investigated.

Gas Pump: Do you want a receipt? Me: No, I'd rather forget this whole experience.

Letting men decide about women's health care is like letting your dog make decisions about your car because he likes to ride in it sometimes.

Sure, groceries are unaffordable, but at least the gas needed to drive to the grocery store is also unaffordable.

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I’m annoyed that it’s obvious we’re in phase 1 of this 3-step cycle 1. Republican president tanks economy and gets us involved in a forever war. 2. Democratic president fixes the economy. 3. People get impatient about things not being as good as they used to be so they vote Republican.

Imagine trusting science to bring astronauts to the moon and back but not trusting science to develop safe vaccines.

they need to invent a type of impeachment that actually impeaches you

Maybe a Costco hot dog will fix me

Right?

People say Trump has no war strategy, but his strategy is quite clearly a criminal one of destroying Iran's civilian infrastructure (and killing a bunch of people in the process) unless they capitulate. We -- the United States of America -- are a rogue state and global pariah.

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

Oh I laughed

Another wonderful article by Jess DeCourcy Hinds and I am happy to see so many librarians that I’m honored to know, being recognized! lithub.com/8-badass-lib...

Same

America is in the find out stage of asking how hard can it be to run the government? Let’s have podcasters and TV hosts do it.

The stupid names for their stupid wars push me over the edge.

Omg

Maybe “Department of War” was a pretty good clue where this clown car was driving to.

The President has launched our nation and our great military into a war of choice, risking American lives and resources, ignoring American law, and endangering our allies and partners. It does nothing to help with the urgent problems here at home that Americans face every day.

I’m so fucking tired of hearing about Trump every fucking day..

for the love of the gods stop posting rfk jr shirtless

Nonprofit libraries ordered by State Department to stop processing passport applications. Note that this impacts nonprofit libraries, not government-funded libraries. It'll most impact small and rural libraries, naturally, as we've already seen. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them

Um hello yes

“But I didn’t understand a word he said.” Guess what, that’s the experience of many immigrants when they arrive in a new country, including the United States. You get humbled. Then you work hard and start understanding. We could all use that experience

I know the racism alone is the top 5 items of screaming importance from Trump last night; However, can we take a moment to lament how pathetic it reflects on us that we have a phone-addicted meme-sharing President shitposter?

i can’t believe the government aided guys who killed a man and sent them back to work the next day

‘We need gun rights and small government to protect ourselves from tyranny,’ Republicans said - before citing gun possession and fear of tyrannical government to justify murdering fellow Americans.

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

So far in Minnesota They Shot a 37-year-old mother Renee Good four times, killing her, right after she dropped off her son at school. Then Ice kidnapped a five year old. Then ice kidnapped a two year old Then border patrol murdered Va nurse. Then Sec Noam went on tv and lied about it

they're calling it the most cozymaxxing weekend of all time

Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time

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They didn’t just hate Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Gretchen Whitmer, and Kamala Harris. They hate me. They hate you. They hate any woman who isn’t performing attractive feminine submission for their pleasure.

Ice shouldn’t be killing people period paragraph This is not controversial

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Welcome to America, where we’ll arrest YOUR president for crimes but not OURS

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Cheers for libraries! @illibraryassoc.bsky.social

they should invent a year that's better than the one before it

Still

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The most depressing lesson of the Trump era is that scandals don’t matter if the perpetrator and their supporters don’t feel shame. Shamelessness is now a political superpower.