Well I've just been followed by the @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social so who knows 😂

These people would be dialed in, hyper-focused, wholly consumed with this if it was called the Gay of Hormuz

Call it the “Gay of Hormuz” and then they’ll try banning it.

Since he can't control the Gulf of Oman Trump plans to rename it the Gay of Hormuz.

Have they tried navigating the ships through the Gay of Hormuz? I hear the tunnel is a tight fit, but you have plenty of oil...

The gay of hormuz

We should rename it the Gay of Hormuz because then Iran would claim it doesn't exist

Gay of Hormuz

Nah Monty we would never

Possibly

Qatar LNG facility is burning

Well about that, Jon

What about the Gays of Hormuz? 🤔

Working on our 501(c)(3) paperwork now

this cartoon from 2017 was allegedly satire but there's absolutely a decent chance he'd do it, given the opportunity

I think you'll find its the @gaysofhormuz.bsky.social

Holy shit I made a 'Gay of Hormuz' joke yesterday then this pops up. It's now impossible to satirise the media, they're the joke

Been a long process tbh

By introducing it to the Gay of Hormuz.

Incorrect

No, Democrats offered an alternative in November 2024 and the country rejected it. It's not the Ds' obligation to bail out Mike Waltz, Marco Rubio, Pete Hegseth, & Brad Cooper. It's their team, their plan, their boss, their fiasco. The country wanted this. The people yearned for the (sea) mines.

Trump on countries that will help keep Strait of Hormuz open: "We'll be announcing them. I have to tell you, we have some that are really enthusiastic. They're coming already. They've already started to. We'll give you a list."

Can confirm things have been slower but also increasingly homosexual so it's hard to say what's good or bad

Europeans when asked to unblock the Straight of Hormuz.

Officials are normally presented with ceremonial swords or paintings or whatever. But these guys are so fucking stupid that foreign intelligence agencies can literally give them an "Honorary Electronic Communications Device for a Very Special Boi" and they fall for it every time.

Joe Kent is not a squishy RINO. The dude is a diehard MAGA loyalist with his own extensive military experience. Not only is he publicly resigning in protest, he is trying to pin this all on Israel (as if Trump is not a grown man). The anti-Semitic rhetoric coming out of MAGA is going to peak.

are you an oil tanker? because you dress like you're trying to pass with the straights

Once he heard of the Straights of Hormuz, the gays of hormuz were on his shit list

Right behind you George

By: Redefining the word "open". Renaming it to the "Gays of Hormuz". The usual: Decree. Asking very nicely, promising anything, with fingers aof course behind back. Declassifying (preferably in the mind) the reason it got closed. Restarting Deep Water Horizon. Employing space aliens.

Sorry man many people are in fact talking about us

When the time is right, I am sure they've got an ace up their sleeve.

Right here Sam

Ready for action, sir

i would release the Gays of Hormuz, as a special counterinsurgency force

These fucking people

Everyone is so concerned about the straights of Hormuz. What about the gays and trans of Hormuz?

Enough about the straights of hormuz - what about the gays of hormuz?

Only 4?

Why do all the AI CEOs look like bond villains in an SNL sketch

What about us??

thank you everyone, the Strait is now open for transit.

Yeah, we know

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