No way 😂

Our deeply homophobic society has no concern for the gays of Hormuz

I expect Trump to just walk away from his war with Iran, leaving Iran in charge of the Straights of Hormuz. Obviously, Trump would have left immediately if someone had said the war was actually over protecting the Gays of Hormuz.

Hey

Hey - it was straits of hormuz not gays of hormuz so stop asking.

That's right

I said that a few weeks ago. If we just rename it “The Gays of Hormuz” neither MAGA nor the Iranian regime will want anything to do with it.

If Ukraine won't unblock Gays of Hormuz, Trump will wipe out some civilization, prolly the US-one.

So when i got there my dad had already put our team name as 'The gays of hormuz'. The guy at the table next to us had a huge laugh when he heard Sparky the quizmaster call it out. Hope ya'll had fun and see you in a few weeks :D

Lilah

“Karex, the world’s largest manufacturer of condoms, may have to raise their prices by 20 to 30 percent because of supply chain issues caused by the war. The price of condoms will affect the Strait of Hormuz and the gays of Hormuz, too, equally.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

We’re always talking about the straights of Hormuz, but, like, what about the gays of Hormuz????

“The recently opened strait of Hormuz?”

Gays of Hormuz remain stubbornly closed.

However the Gays of Hormuz are on nightly at the local theatre

Here for the Gays of Hormuz

They'd be better off finding the gays of Hormuz, better dance scene

They haven’t even acknowledged the existence of the gays of hormuz. Pretty fucked up if you ask me.

Perhaps there are

Are we even trying to do anything for the gays of hormuz

Wow. I didn't know that you actually existed. Consentingly, of course. 🤗

What has the LGBTQI community to do with this!? If anything - the gays of Hormuz also want to be in on a deal.

Tanker beard?

i firmly believe that kennedy wants preventable diseases to rip through american communities since, in his warped mind, those who survive without vaccines will have proven themselves “healthy.”

tired of hearing about the Straights of Hormuz, ready to hear about the Gays of Hormuz

It wasn't even Gays of Hormuz for the 10 hours the Admin tired to start a rumor that Mojtaba Khamenei is gay.

The Straits of Hormuz? What about the Gays of Hormuz? Am I right?

Maybe we should rename it the Gays of Hormuz and that will solve the problem. 🤷‍♂️

But many gays

Sure, the straight of Hormuz, but what about the gays of Hormuz?

NEW: Navy stakes claim to contested Gays of Hormuz www.duffelblog.com/navy-stakes-...

The difference between the US and Iran couldn't be clearer. Iran cares about the Straights of Hormuz, but what about the Gays of Hormuz? Ultimately, being gay in Iran can get you killed, so this should not surprise anyone.

Trump will be forced to tranship via the Gays of Hormuz. Karma is a bitch.

Woke protestor ripped for missing joke on ‘gays of Hormuz’ She might want to demand a refund on that Ivy League education. nypost.com/2026/04/04/u...

The Gays of Hormuz have no truck with this military bullshit or with petrochemicals and have all absconded to party yachts

Gays of Hormuz trying hard to miss that Strait nonsense, and here you are, dragging them into mess.

Sorry, but that's funny ... equal rights for the Gays of Hormuz and not just the "Straights" of Hormuz

The gays of Hormuz 😂😂😂😂😂😂 This is our lefty voting block

I can see them as they get wedged in the Gays of Hormuz

why’s it always the straights of hormuz, but never the gays of hormuz?

God help us Will the Trump administration turn its back on the gays of Hormuz? x.com/DissidentMedia

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Leave The Straits of Hormuz alone. It's The Gays of Hormuz we should be concentrating on.

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we always hear about the straights of hormuz and never the gays?