History Student: (500 years from now) I don’t understand why their society collapsed. They had just invented 3D Doritos, everything was going fine Professor: Some think the fall was caused by 3D Doritos

CEOs are trying to convince you that quiet quitting is worse than wage theft, while they plan on replacing you with a robot. Unions know better. Happy Labor Day Weekend.

This is the sort of vibe I’ve spent over a decade trying to cultivate so it’s great people know what’s up.

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28 Year Later good. Thunder triumphant. What a weekend. Anything is possible.

hearing fireworks and gun shots going off. okc is healing.

The OKC haters have become our waiters. Love to see honor and glory bestowed to my home.

Finally started The Rehearsal season 2 and I’m predictably losing my mind.

i don’t think i’ll ever get over how the morning after the movie Escape From Alcatraz played on television in south florida, donald trump proposed bringing back alcatraz as a prison. just unreal levels of insanity that this is how the president comes up with policy

That’s my GOATs

thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants

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Please highlight this story. ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago. kfor.com/news/local/w...

Dear god let this man cook.

The Order is perfectly well made and just grossly irresponsible. yeah sure invent a "good local cop" character who didn't exist to make law enforcement look better. then you have Bob Matthews kill him in a gunfight in an emotional beat that just makes a Nazi look cooler to Nazis

The villain of Sinners is sort of a quirked up white boy.

I'm not sure I understand the point. There can't be a 4K master of this. It was shot in 480p. If they AI upscale, it'll look horrifying. If they don't, people are going to bitch that it doesn't "look 4K." Weird decision, fellas.

im sorry to be so divisive and partisan but i dont think the government should be inventing a criminal history out of thin air to justify sending someone to a concentration camp in a foreign country

i thought sean baker's speech was really inspiring

Pretty good show all around this year Hulu issues aside

Isabella Rossellini wearing a blue velvet dress tonight actually kicked my ass.

Love to see a respectable best picture win. The New-New Hollywood continues to be born.

The biggest upset of the night was everyone who watched the Oscars on Hulu and lost their live feed right as the second biggest upset of the night (Mikey Madison winning Best Actress) took place.

Waiting for federal employees to refuse to cooperate with DOGE based on a sincerely held religious belief that cooperating with Nazis is a sin.

Who needs a miraculously complex database of all human knowledge when you can just push this Confident Wrongness Button?

“Put the glasses on! Put 'em on!” cinephiliabeyond.org/live-john-ca...

we watched three movies for Valentine’s Day it was awesome I cried a bunch.

Fix your heart or die 💔

Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.

*Billie Joe Armstrong voice* “not gonna call it the Gulf of America” [power chords]

More like Mulholland Drive me wild. That’s some movie they got there.

"What are we supposed to do, we don't control Congress" "What are we supposed to do, we don't have a supermajority" "What are we supposed to do, our supermajority has moderate democrats"

HA!

We are in the middle of the most profound crisis of American government since the civil war and our idiotic political media can barely see it. Control of the US has been handed to a totally unelected oligarch whose politics are defined by close association with neo-Nazis and conspiracy theorists

It’s Friday once again if you can believe it.

The increasingly rare example of a company tangibly improving a service when asking for more money

Covering and examining American cinema feeling more and more like doing an autopsy everyday. Just picking through the pieces to better articulate the cause of death. The escalation from neolib rot to mask off fash sort of charts directly alongside blockbusters and sequels eating the rest of cinema.

“Death to America”

lookin at posts thinking things like "they can do that?" and "geez we gotta do something about this guy". good luck and be safe if you go to your state capitol today. don't get captured.

I can't tell you how many people told me it was impossible for Joe Biden to remove one guy running the post office

Imagine going back ten years and telling people that a convicted Trump would be president for a second term after a coup attempt and Elon Musk would be seizing control of the government while endorsing the building of concentration camps and doing a seig heil. They would lock you up in an asylum.

Shockingly I did not care for Emilia Perez. Throwing on Sicario to see if it seems sensitive and nuanced in comparison.

New Sleigh Bells single tomorrow 😬😬