Updating my LEGO White House

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Pushing the theory that you can go just about anywhere if you’re wearing coveralls and carrying a ladder to its logical extreme

How is this reality? The POTUS posting an AI video of himself as king dumping shit on protestors from a jet? Tell us again about how the left is ramping up the violent rhetoric.

If I was an Angels fan, I'd be sick right now. The depths of the incompetence, to go six years with Ohtani and Mike Trout and never even sniff the playoffs, are unfathomable.

Heavens to Betsy Betsy to Heavens Heavens BACK to Betsy Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL

I had a friend that went up to Michael Jordan in a bar and asked him if he was "that guy that used to play basketball with Tony Kukoc" and it was my favorite normal person interaction with a celebrity until just now.

I didn’t have “Marc Maron uses his final podcast to accidentally prove that resistance leadership is going to have to come from somewhere new and not the old guard” on my bingo card, but here we are

honestly, i deserved to be murdered for this ☠️

It would only be huge if anyone in power still respected the Constitution or enforced our laws

I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.

Meanwhile over her in the real world.... youtu.be/G9esUkTyxE4

pardon the glare from the train window, but the sunset in Springfield Mass was *spectacular*

Maybe... stay with me here... autism is cured by cigar smoke?

My mom put the rum in spectrum.

What time do all the bigots and assholes disappear?

Sending in the National Guard to protect Spokane from Godzilla

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

In his last two appearances, Tyler Rogers has needed just 13 pitches total to retire six hitters. He threw seven pitches in his inning on Wednesday, and just six in the 7th inning tonight. #Mets #MetsSky #LGM #LFGM

Ryan Helsley coming in with a two run lead. Strap in everyone, this could be a rough ride. #Mets #MetsSky #LGM #LFGM

Dutch late night TV has its take

New "side-eye" GIF just dropped

Uggghhhh... is this Mendoza bring too rigid with his bullpen roles? Rogers threw just 7 pitches in the 6th, he could have been given the 7th too. I dearly hope this doesn't bite them. #Mets #MetsSky #LGM #LFGM

I don't want to jinx him, but this is a huge bounce back start for Jonah Tong. Getting through that first inning unscathed despite traffic on the bases was enormous, thank you Manny Machado for running into that out. #Mets #MetsSky #LGM #LFGM

Would dearly love to see Alonso stay white hot like he was in the playoffs last year, for the next, oh let's call it six weeks or so. #Mets #MetsSky #LGM #LFGM

I love this ridiculous movie (and its unholy stepchild, "Across the Universe"), it's like they took the Beatles' discography and a mountain of cocaine and put them in the transformer from The Fly.

Jeezus Christ, maybe try just once appealing to your own voters, not the ones who hate you and want you dead no matter how much pandering you do on their social issues.

Much needed win for the Mets tonight, credit to Mendoza for finally pulling the right lever and getting great work from both Holmes and Manaea tonight. #Mets #LGM #LFGM #MetsSky

Luckily the internet is forever, not that anyone on the right cares about being a hypocrite

For FUCK sake, NYT, you can choose not to publish drivel like this

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

If his craven pandering for awful people's votes and his deplorable treatment of the homeless and LGBTQ+ folks had not already turned you off, please read Gavin Newsome's response to the Kirk shooting and join me in telling him to fuck all the way off.

Mets are getting trounced again in Philly and have hit four batters in six innings. Gotta assume Soto is gonna wear one the next time his spot comes around. At this rate they will be lucky to back into the playoffs and get bounced in two games. #Mets #MetSky #LGM #LFGM

We don't have to (and shouldn't) mourn him. But we should not confuse irony with justice.

We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.

his father was unavailable for comment

So did Mendoza decide that Hagenman was going to pitch the rest of the game regardless of the outcome? Even in the 7th, 4-1 is still a winnable game, but Mendoza decided it was over and is just gonna let his long man wear it to save the bullpen. #Mets #MetSky #LGM #LFGM

Sad news for Mets fans today. It's hard to picture anyone else guiding those wild mid-80s teams to a title. Would love to see the team go out and win another ring for Davey. #Mets #MetsSky #LGM

They've given up on repatriating the iron industry, and moved on to reviving the iron lung industry.

Firefighters, famously, have a house they all live in, where they wait for people to call them, actually.

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Ryan Helsley just gave up another bomb and a bunch of runs in a close game. He cannot be used in a winnable game again this season. #MetsSky #Mets #LGM #LFGM

Got caught with his hand in the cookie jar, so to speak.

A shut down inning after the Mets take the lead, so far the two kids brought up for the stretch are showing more than anyone else in the rotation. #Mets #MetsSky #LGM #LFGM