Neil Kinnock

This would probably feel really good for like a second

Sozzled Bonking

We Are The World (All Paedophile Version)

My brain is hyperfixating on this classic tonight, I can’t think of anything but fohhhh.

Elon Musk has passed away from fake friends 😢

Pokémon are real and it's legal to hunt them for sport

I cannot believe, with everything else that's currently going on, that I STILL have to hear about this cunt

Ah, no, you see: by winning comfortably over two legs, Arsenal have actually played right into Chelsea's hands. It really is a masterful gambit by Liam Rosenior. Any moment now Enzo will say the correct combination of slurs to get Saliba sent off and then it's GAME ON

Hard work is not the path to success, hard work is the path to maybe doing ok. The path to success is doing massive and severe fraud

Tag yourself. I'm strange weird!

Neil Gaiman. Now there's a guy who's incapable of shutting the fuck up

I know there's more serious stuff going on at the moment but god it would be so funny if Mandelson finally went to jail over this shit

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier

britpop CD cover font

Still thinking about how they had Conor MacGregor at the White House for St. Patrick's Day last year, an administration so pro-sexual abuse on principle they looked at the calendar and went "let's see, who's an Irish rapist"

Yep. Still funny

Bobby Hill was the original Hugh Morris

Canadian postage stamps are superior to American postage stamps. This was issued in 2014.

Leap Day William ass

Amazing work

Hate it when this happens

Can't wait to see her biopic: Ona Batlle After Another

Yeah someone should really do something

[Biggest "Hell Yeah" known to man]

Today I was made aware that Prince covered The Middle by Jimmy Eat World at 2009 Oscars party and I don't know what to do with this information so here it is youtu.be/z8E0bsMqJNE?...

Not now, Horny Crayon!

Of course that's just her stage name. Her real name is Rena Couch

🛴 + 🙄

Obviously there are far more important things going on at the moment but I really resent how between them Sky Sports and Talksport have turned football pundits into influencers. Every stupid thing they say is treated like a real news story even tho they're just farming engagement for their podcasts!

This is the worst I've seen Arsenal play maybe all season. They're constantly giving the ball away like they're scared of it. Build up play absolutely glacial. Feels like a lot of the players are meeting for the first time

People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie

Fuck ICE and fuck anyone who stands in the way of it's abolition

Not saying anything new here but ICE is nazis and I hold the entire organisation beneath contempt. From top to bottom I wish them nothing but ill

When Prince wrote I Would Die 4 U he was talking about Norman

this is what’s up

INSIDE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S NOTEBOOK C G Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy Am F At jamborees with Brother Jim * INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK To Do: ☑️ look up more slurs for wife

For fuck's sake... 'Nearly' 10 people arrested 🙄 #BournemouthEcho

"Zebras don't look like zebras on film, we gotta use horses"

Going on a hunger strike until they replace all those shitty, slowed down, dramatic cover versions of pop songs with upbeat ska punk versions

This really gets to the core of what makes Vance such a detestable figure

[Repeatedly slamming my dick and balls in the car door] This positively Lynchian... And Kubrickian, also

I say this as a fan of both artists: this is going to suck an amount of ass previously thought by scientists to be impossible

Anybody want to go see Bump of Chicken with me?

Skull with Burning Cigarette - 1885 https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13795

Guy who keeps calling Al Capone "Uncle Pone"

Frying up some fresh Digimon meat for dinner 😋