I heard your dad went to a restaurant and ate all the food at the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant, Charlie Brown

Personally I think Chelsea have gotten too used to playing with just 10 men so it's no longer an effective punishment. The refs should make them play with buckets on their feet or something to make it more fair

"AAAUUUUUUUGGGHHH"

A sneak peek at Graham Linehan and Rob Schneider's AI co-written sitcom "Tenure".

Popeye.mp4 (Reupload)

no thank you

I love found footage horror

They should give him a six pack and a huge dick. Something for the ladies, you know?

All the Stranger Things kids look really tired now lol

Ahh, so glad to be back in Hawkins; the sleepy Indiana town where everything is exactly as it seems

A little late but RIP Jimmy Cliff 🖤✊ youtu.be/wDmSZr9FPO4?...

Guapdian Fopce

Did the Leo point when I recognised The Cameo in Pluribus episode 5

Never too early to keep an eye out

How I sleep supporting a team of "Set Piece Merchants"

These cats are like catnip for other cats

The doctors may say he died of Pneumonia but we all know the truth: Jimmy Cliff died of a broken heart after Steve McClaren quit as manager of the Jamaican men's national football team 😢

Gotta love the poetry of Eze telling Spurs to fuck off and joining Arsenal then scoring against them in his first NLD 🙌

Most of the stuff celebrities do is just for attention

My favourite movie? Gotta be TV

Why arsonists are turning to fire

This headline about Gorillas in the Mist is insane

Fuck this shit

This & the possible sale of fighter jets to Saudi Arabia needs to be contextualized in coverage as the result of billions upon billions in bribes made from MBS to Trump via real estate projects, the jet gift, investment in Blackstone, crypto, and who knows what other payoffs we don't even know about

whoever selected the photos for this article deserves an award for photo selection, this is peak photo selection, unsurpassable perfection, all other photo selector people can just get their coats and go home because this selection will never be bettered

I love Kieran Tierney. What a lovely lad.

here’s another version of the insomnia cover that honestly shouldn’t be

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

Do not try to pass off milk toast as rock and roll, I’ll be able to tell

Ideally I would like to read 11-14 articles a day between now and next June titled some variation of "The Key Questions Facing Thomas Tuchel"

I beg of you: please read the plot summary of this film en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Luc...

"I do think some leftists take skincare too far"

Totally wild that Jesse Eisenberg said no to the Zuckerberg sequel but signed up for a third Now You See Me film.

Lmao

Lol Humpty got egged

You heard it here first folks: Elon Musk and China are gay together

Hnncugty Place on plate

I love The Bee Gees

[To the tune of Oops Upside Your Head] Please Don't Talk To Me Say Please Don't Talk To Me

your dick looks like a skin tag on a dogs belly you dried up ol tater tot bitch

Thrilled to announce that as the new Director General of the BBC I will be putting Roman Kemp and Paddy McGuinness in EVEN more shows. Our aim is to have one or both of them onscreen at all times round the clock for some reason

The Grinch had a green body yes he did

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶

Permits fingee

Think I'll give it a miss. I only like David Lynch's normal movies.

Glup Shitto for paedophiles

Wow. Just saw The Traitors finale and no spoilers but Traitors (also known as The Traitors UK) is a British reality television series broadcast on BBC One, based on the Dutch series De Verraders. The show premiered on 29 November 2022 and is hosted by Claudia Winkleman. Following the premise of D