When you're not even two weeks into November but already sick to death of porridge

If a FFG politician tried to point the finger at asylum seekers instead of their own useless policies while talking to me, I would smile at them and bleed from the eyes in a way I hope they wouldn't like

Don't crayons just look so cool though? Don't they just scratch an itch in your brain?

I told my dad that i knew how to fix our toilet, he sounded mildly impressed but then said “oh was there and episode of the simpsons where they fix a toilet or something.”

Partner (Listowel native) watching Nationwide repeat: [briefly excited] Tralee! [superego intervenes] Kip!

Such a sad loss. I've watched countless hours of his videos since first coming across them about a year ago. Besides his brilliance as a teacher, I was always struck by how gracious he seemed, how respectful of his opponents and generous to his fans. RIP Danya www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/o...

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!” Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

the peanut inside the peanut m&m mascot should be it’s own voiced character. his only goal is to “get out” of the living shell. he does so by speaking through the m&m, trying to convince the other candies to break him out, killing his host

Tarting up chronic depression with increased use of the word 'alas'

Does anyone else lose their voice within an hour of talking in a loud pub? I've had this for as long as I can remember and I've never really known why..

In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life

A cool thing about me is I'm uptight but also disorganised and this vein on my forehead keeps getting bigger

When it comes to the Irish media going after Catherine Connolly because she is the lefter of two candidates, it's not that I don't expect it; I'm just kinda surprised they do it so openly

Chonaic mé roinnt muisiriúin dheasa ar mo shiúlóid

Municipal saunas

THE MEME IS REAL

Ethan Hawke's character arc in Dead Poets Society is guy who can't talk in front of class to guy who talks in front of class and it's excellent, no notes

it's gotta be crazy for salmon to find out about bears like that

As a Summer Advocator my whole life, it scares me that the chill autumn air increasingly enchants my tender heart

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

Didn't know Ó Dónaill was freaky like that

My taste in most art: middlebrow, pedestrian, basic bitch. My taste in ASMR: inscrutable, avant-garde, eldritch.

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Such little bursts of joy recently when I use Irish with friends and family and they reciprocate

I hate being bald and walking the same direction as another bald guy. It looks like we’re being summoned by our king

Do chuas ag fánaíochta ar na Speiríní inniu

rolling up to the Olive Garden like

Does anyone know, of the below, which best captures the vitriol of English "scab"? Foclóir.ie: sáraitheoir stailce De Bhaldraithe gives three: neamhstailceoir, scroblach, carrachán. (Personally I hope scroblach is a good translation because I like the sound of it best.)

If you regularly read the news and try to discuss it with another person you will sound more insane than a raving street preacher. Waving a big REPENT sign mumbling something about the bureau of labor statistics

Fair play to whoever this is holding up a Palestinian flag with “Let the aid in” on it right behind Micheál Martin as the Sam Maguire is presented 🇵🇸❤️

Saw a good tshirt at Pride today that said 'Save Sodomy from Ulster'

Fuair mé méarchlár Gaeilge ar m'fhón 😎

From Ó Dónaill: "Chuir sí an chluain (Mhuimhneach) air, she 'put the come-hither on him'" Ladies, hit your crush with that sultry Munster charm

met an old Russian woman with a little dog named 'Pokemon' and I was like "oh cool, like the game?" and she just responded, "I don't know."

One of the funniest news diagrams I've ever seen.

TV show concept: Noel Edmonds hosts a new gameshow on TG4 where contestants open boxes to try to win cash prizes. The twist? One of the boxes contains Satan himself and players must try to win big without being condemned to eternal damnation. Call it Diabhal or No Diabhal.

earlier today there was a group of 10 year olds on the train saying stuff to each other like "i am 31 years old" and "i just turned 34" and laughing harder and harder each time

every day i try to bring the moguta energy to my daily life

The next president being the “opposite of Michael D” shouldn’t mean a reactionary glory-hunter with middling to bad politics, it should mean a tall, slightly scary woman who has cats and hates poetry

Blondie - Heart Of Glass. Every nerd knows the rhythm is a mix of live drums & CR78 drum machine. I took out the live drums & replaced them with a TR606. It's Debbie Harry's 80th birthday today - I added some clips of her lovely face instead of my stupid head 🥳

Always get such a laugh imagining Tolkien's publisher, who just wanted another fun hobbit book, seeing the first draft of LotR "Oh no, this little freak has gotten *a lot* more specific"

I've been a bit depressed the last week. Also, I had my first migraine in a while this morning. Currently plotting like a master villain how I'm going to ride the postdrome euphoria to get much needed housework done.

Aspire to Art O'Neale who was such a slut they put him on the map

reading dorian gray the way oscar wilde intended

"The tour guide did what?!"

Professor History: Philip of Macedon Me, taking notes: Fill up...of massive dong

If I were from any of the other Italian cities I would *constantly* be ripping the piss out of Romans for being the Pope Guys