adrien brody had the chance to be a legend and kiss cillian murphy and didn’t take it

and the oscar goes to 'el mal'

So tone deaf to give an award to a film about the subjugation of Palestine and then have Gal Godot be a presenter.

Zoe Saldana just won an Oscar for a film about a trans woman & didn’t mention trans people at all during her speech.

"No Other Land," the Palestinian-Israeli made film showing the destruction of the occupied West Bank's Masafer Yatta by Israeli soldiers, just won the Oscar for Best Documentary. It can't get a distributor in the US. Which tells you everything about censorship in the US.

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

If Emilia Perez has to win an award, I guess let it be this one. But ugh.

June Squibb is a treasure.

I guess the reason why they didn't do performances of the Best Original Song was so they could have performances of good songs.

John Lithgow honestly being the comedy pillar of the show.

not watching the oscars for the first time in years because we had another baby and the only new movie I’ve watched since then is Moana 2. also I saw that one “penis to vagina” clip from Emilia Pérez and I think I actually died right then and everything since has been an extended death dream

The Oscars and Super Bowl are good opportunities to see the absolute dreck that's being produced by the over the air channels.

But man, if Emilia Perez wins stuff, it's really going to suck. That's a movie that should be up for Razzies.

I'd like to see Mikey Madison to win over Demi Moore. And for Animated, I'd like Flow or Inside Out 2 to win. Other than that, I don't think anything besides Emilia Perez winning stuff will be really that disappointing.

Preliminary Oscars thoughts: I really enjoyed Anora & Nickel Boys and really hated A Complete Unknown & Emilia Perez. I did not get to see I'm Still Here.

“Meg Ryan provides cumspiration for Syd Sweeney at Katz’s, also Billy is there, AND MAY I REMIND YOU our product STRONGLY resembles jizz.” - me in the pitch meeting for that mayo commercial

kc would be winning if they changed their team name and especially if they went with, Kansas City Bird Devourers

I think at some point... let's say the first big dot com boom... Super Bowl ads went from big brands reminding you they exist with a clever twist to fledgling brands desperately trying to stunt their way into your hearts. And that desperation always shows through. Every ad break is a flop sweat.

childish gambino licensing his ~suberversive anthem~ for a WEIGHT LOSS COMMERCIAL OH MY GOD

MVP

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

THE CHIEFS CAN STILL WIN IF MIKE PENCE HAS THE COURAGE

Matthew McConaughey will shill for anything.

It’s so funny imagining Trump watching this halftime show lol

These ads for F1 are awful. Like way to get me to care about individual drivers by making them sound like egomaniacal assholes.

Finally, an ad for breasts

saying "go birds" but just rooting for birds in general, hope they're having fun and not catching that flu

The Eugene Levy commercial succeeds where all these celeb cameos fail because it's specific. Only he has such beautiful bushy eyebrows.

not sure Snoop Dogg fresh off performing at Trump’s inauguration is the best spokesperson for Stand Up To Hate tbh

So far I like the Eugene Levy’s eyebrows ad the best because the woman playing the baby’s mother came in and just decided to sell it like she’s in Texas Chainsaw Massacre

happy super bowl to all

Fun to have a guy named Trombone Shorty. More musicians should name themselves after the instruments they play. Imagine Xylophone Tony or Recorder Jerry.

I wish I got as much joy out of anything as those Charmin bears that love shitting.

I finally have seen someone using Tubi. It was a doctor's office waiting room.

Wild to watch a DoorDash ad that shows an asshole using the service to troll by ordering some poor bastard unwanted items.