Am not an energy analyst but why does seem every interview with a U.K. minister this week included a pointed question about why not drilling more in North Sea and almost none about renewables/net zero as an energy security imperative? It’s bizarre, frankly

It’s just so stupid on so many levels. The *fundamental* problem is that the world has less oil. We need to use less to account for that. Making petrol a fraction cheaper doesn’t help with the real issue, costs the government money and does very little for households.

I should probably do something. Anyone buying a print today from HappyToast.co.uk will get a limited edition "20 years of Toast" print.

Interview with Ali Ahmed from The Guardian #ncfc www.theguardian.com/football/202... #ncfc

Ireland once again leading from the front when it comes to boycotting propaganda World Cups Russia ❌ Qatar ❌ USA ❌ Do better, everyone else, do better 😅 #CZEvROI #COYBIG

Fuuuuuuck. Balls

C'mon

Fuck. Pelenties. #coybig

I'm knackered just watching that. Hope we don't tire too much 2nd half #coybig

Does anyone know who produced these very nice and extremely relevant right now stickers? Asking for a friend

Women's Report | Chesham United 0-2 Norwich City | Read more _____ Norwich City FC 🔰 #NCFC

Waiting for the dog to bark

Bravo! What an incredible, informed message from a foreign dignitary in honour of #StPatricksDay ☘️

Tony Powell interview in the Guardian today #ncfc www.theguardian.com/football/202...

I missed posting this up on Sunday for Kennys 300th. Something I created 4 years ago. One image is my own. #ncfc #otbc 💛💚

Women's Report | Norwich City 3-0 London Bees | Read more _____ Norwich City FC 🔰 #NCFC

Norwich City starting XI v Leeds United 🏆 FA Cup - 5th Round #NCFC

Honestly fair fucks to Vittorio Angelone for calling out Penny Mordaunt on Last Leg

Tonight I am mostly being Austentatious...

O'Kane, let's get ready to get the laughs on...

Jeremy Bowen, on the other hand, is the exact opposite of this Calm, measured and deeply knowledgeable

Lib Dem Leader Ed Davey: "Tax exiles like Isabel Oakeshott and washed up old footballers who mock ordinary people who stay in the UK and pay our taxes... As we protect them, it's only right for tax exiles to start paying taxes to fund our armed forces, just like the rest of us".

Red Dwarf predicted the Board of Peace.

It’s JUST over Norfolk. Tough titties to the rest of the planet.

Match 36 of 25/26 - Norwich City (A) At 2-0 I feared a rout. Few chances created, but looked defensively more solid after HT, & good games for Emery and Ndala. Always enjoy a trip to Carrow Road; a nice stadium with a good fanbase, who've always been generous in their support to Wednesdayites #swfc

Not everyone wants to be a craftsman to build a bookcase, some of us just need a Billy from IKEA. I wish that I could get joy from crafting my own beautiful dove-tail joint, but I just need it to be functional.

#NCWFC Excellent win on the road. Hat-trick for Grace Riglar and one one for Tash Snelling! Back to the top of the league, at least for now....Fulham 3pts behind but have 2 games in hand after their game today was postponed. OTBC 💛💚

Riglar stars as Canaries hit the top again.🔰 Grace Riglar scored a hat-trick as Norwich City Women won 4-0 at MK Dons to return to the top of Division One South East. ─── The Pink Un 📰 #NCFC

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I maintain that the only people it is morally justifiable to rinse with bullshit grifts are audiophiles and billionaires who want to live forever. In unrelated news, who wants to give me a hundred grand for these crystals that make music fatter/stop you from getting bigcash bonerot?

This week now. Such os the passage of time

Lazy beds on the fields above Clew Bay in Mayo this morning. Tenant farmers used these ridges to grow potatoes in the 1800s & after the famine decimated the population many were abandoned. “Lazy” is a misnomer - it required immense physical labour to create the beds on the rocky marginal soil.

Will it be a cruel little audience for Mike Rice?

Gtfi! Slimane you sweet, sweet bastard #ncfc

On first look I thought that was John Goodman

If you see this post, post a character that starts with D

Weird and almost universal revisionism today. Even at the time, it was pretty clear that Mandelson wasn't appointed *despite* his dodgy links but *because* of them. Trump's Washington is a dirty swamp. Mandelson was deemed a man able to swim in it. This wasn't a secret. Everybody said it out loud.

fine I wrote this up jonn.substack.com/p/of-self-dr...

Reminder that "jaywalking" was literally made up by american car manufacturers to shift the blame for accidents from drivers to pedestrians. "Jay" was a slang term meaning "idiot" or "rube".

Monday

Women's Report | Norwich City 3-2 QPR | Read more _____ Norwich City FC 🔰 #NCFC

"I'm excited by the project." 💡 | Mohamed Touré signs for Norwich City.🔰 Norwich City have completed the signing of Australian international forward Mohamed Touré from Randers on a long-term deal. ─── Norwich City FC ▶️ #NCFC

For the uninitiated, these are Irish Throwing Stars, an ancient weapon wielded by St. Brigid during the 1916 Rising, striking fear into the hearts of the British, and responsible for the eventual smiting of both Cromwell and Thatcher.

Obligatory plug for our next social club event. It's actually going to be a pretty special one - no pun intended. We've got Pelle Mattsson, Ali Ahmed and Ruairi McConville as guests, with Darren Eadie as host. As ever, all money raised goes to #ncfc charity, the Community Sports Foundation. 🟡🟢

Meta has been lobbying for this all around the world. It moves the cost of compliance to the App platforms (Apple and Google) and government and away from them. It also literally does nothing to address any of the actual problems we’ve seen this month with Grok, CSAM etc.

Waiting for the man @robinince.bsky.social