Just landed in Hong Kong. 9pm here. 29⁰, feels like 39⁰ 🥵

Can I put in a contender for tree of the day @alastaircampbell2.bsky.social?

21st country ticked off the list: Fiji, I am in you. 🇫🇯

Gonna struggle to make it to Carrow Road today... #NCFC

Sum up Britain in 2025 in 4 words.

Level 38: Completed it mate ✅️

Cracking match between Littler and Price

Alex Aljoe has to be one of the most impressive football reporters on TV

Lucky, lucky bastatds #BURLIV

today, as tommy robinson rallies domestic abusers, football hooligans and poorly informed racists, remember being patriotic is NOT about flags and hate. patriotism is working to make our nation better; help those in need, work in our communities and raise our families to be tolerant and curious.

This feels like a dangerous moment. #CharlieKirk

Unfortunately, someone forgot to educate the Russian bots on the history of British / Irish relations over the past 125 years...

On the one hand, it's fair to say the media who have been after Rayner since day 1 have finally got their way. On the other, she royally fucked up. If it had been a Tory in that position, I'd have been wanting their resignation. Her position was untenable and she only has herself to blame.

“He's done everything he could to break down this country - now he's gone off to America to tell everyone how broken we are. "Well, thanks.” Nigel Farage has been busy slagging off the UK in Congress… of course Britain is broken, he broke it. www.thenewsagents.co.uk/article/the-...

I don't know who this guy is, but I like the cut of his jib.

This.

BORO BEAT THE BUCKS! Another big 3 points at home 😮‍💨 #NoBattleNoVictory

Current state of UK political discourse.

Let's keep it tight first 10 minutes lads 😂 #safclive #utb

Two things: 1) Bit of a Sarge / Crnac bromance throughout. 2) The club usually fades out any audible swearing in chants. Zero effort made to hide the "Nunez, Nunez you're a caant" chant at 7:30 😂 youtu.be/TkELXQHDZpA?si…#ncfcfc

So rewind 3 months. You're offered the chance to keep Sarge but 🐍 goes to them. What do you say? #NCFC

Phew! #NCFC

If Carlsberg did Saturdays.

Don't care about the second half performance. After the last 7 days, just wanted a positive result to avoid going into international break on a massive downer. Get the window closed. Sarge here. 2 weeks on the training ground. Regroup and we go again. #NCFC

Luvly fuckin' jubbly! #NCFC

Sarge. Goal. Top corner. Badge tap. Inject it. #NCFC

Big. Bad. Vlad! #NCFC

That is never a foul in a million years #CHEFUL

Good to see we're all taking the news well 😂 #NCFC

Imagine being Andy Marshall today. He's waited 24 years for someone to come along and relieve him of that burden. #NCFC

Dear Mirko Topic, You have one job on the 5th October. One job. #NCFC

@arggers.bsky.social Well, we know what the final destination is... 😂

No words 😂 #NCFC

Maybe I'm being naive reading all the criticism of Knapper and the board, but what do people actually expect them to do? Do you honestly think they want to be in this position? That they are not smart enough to realise what this move means? You'd think they've actively sought it out. #NCFC

I feel like I should be bothered. But I'm kinda not. £10m is silly money given his circumstances. If they are silly enough to pay it and if he wants to force the move then... Foxtrot Oscar 👋 #NCFC

I listen to the same mainstream festival/anthemic bands over and over and want to discover some new #music I've uploaded my #Spotify playlist to ChatGPT and I'm going to ask it to recommend a track from a new artist each day based on my tastes. New playlist here: open.spotify.com/playlist/68x...

Mind the gap @robsct.bsky.social 😉

This documentary on rebuilding Norwich Castle is absolutely brilliant

It is very nearly the tenth anniversary of that brief moment when, for 2 or 3 days, British newspapers remembered refugees are desperate human beings who need our help, rather than scum that it's okay to threaten with violence.

fundamentally the problem is that if you think "hotels are where I stay on holiday and I like being on holiday so living in a hotel must be fun and it's not fair others get to do it and not me" then you have the intellectual reasoning of a little child and it's going to be hard to engage with you

Just found this on Sky Sports Football. No spoilers please #NCFC

Norfolk Police want to speak with MARCUS BARNES about the theft of several football shirts from our shop between 5th & 7th August. Please dial 101 ref 36/56233/25 if you have any information. Thank you. #ncfc #norwichcity #footballshirts #otbc #eflchampionship #norwich #footballmemorabilia

Captain and Sargent with the goals. #NCFC

Thank you to everyone who has supported us for our 26 mile walk through the Peak District on Saturday. We've raised £4,135 for Alzheimer's Society. If you haven't donated yet and are able to, you can still drop us a couple of quid using the link below 👇 www.justgiving.com/team/thetraf...

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£4,000 (Four Thousand pounds) Thank you to all who have donated!

We’ve raised £3,799 so far for Alzheimer’s Society — which is amazing! BUT ALSO... It’s £1 short of a satisfyingly round £3,800 and it’s doing terrible things to my mild OCD. Could someone please be a hero and donate just £1 to restore balance to the universe? www.justgiving.com/fundraising/...

5 days to go and as a team we are closing in on £3,700 raised for Alzheimer's Society. Thank you to everyone who has donated. If you haven't and feel able to contribute, even £1, we'd greatly appreciate it! www.justgiving.com/fundraising/...

Credit to Gus Atkinson for getting us so close. But Chris Woakes - there are no words for that bravery. Absolute hero. #ENGvsIND