📞 Hello, Norwich Police? I'd like the report a robbery please. Yes. I ordered a battered mars bar, but they didn't have any so sent me 2 bread rolls instead...

Absolutely pathetic #ashes

Just come home tonight lads #ashes

I think it would be good for someone to do an in depth piece on what data led recruitment actually means. Listening to some fans, you'd think we are signing players based solely on stats on a spreadsheet or by trawling the Football Manager database. @garygowers.bsky.social #NCFC

Joseph Edward Root. 102* #Ashes

Day 3? Completed it mate ✅️ #Whamageddon

Knapper wanted to act earlier on sacking Manning it appears... #NCFC

I don't know if anyone has mentioned it... But we fuckin' won a game of football on Saturday #NCFC

This. #NCFC

We won a football match. #NCFC

When you finally win a football match... #NCFC

Duffy booed onto the pitch 😂 #NCFC

280 days since I last saw us win at home. Please, #NCFC. Don't let me down.

Big Mak is a huge loss today #NCFC

Today is make or break. Win today and you feel Clement will have injected some momentum to fight for survival. Anything less than 3 points and we are down before December. #NCFC

I'm not saying we are crying out for a creative midfielder, but I've just seen that our top assist-er is Sarge with 2. No one else has more than 1 assist. #NCFC

The only straw I can cling to is that's the best I've seen us play all season. I was critical of our slow, predictable play under Manning. Everything was 3 or 4 touch. Today we moved the ball well, direct, pacey, and at times in the second half some nice one touch stuff.

Absolutely gutted. #NCFC

Jovon Willesley Makama. Build the fuckin' team around him. #NCFC

I've just realised that I haven't seen #NCFC win at home 9 months 😂

Oxford United have failed to win 27 of their 31 away games since returning to the Championship in 2024. You know what this means... #NCFC #OUFC

Lots of people saying we just need to get to January and get some reinforcements in. 1) Who the fuck is going to want to come here? 2) How the fuck can we trust the same recruitment team that messed up the summer? 3) What the fuck will the table look like by January? Basically, we're fucked #NCFC

Oxford on Tuesday is simply must win. Anything less and we may as well end the season now. #NCFC

In positive news... The 82% second half goals stat has been improved within 30 minutes at St Andrews... #NCFC

" #NCFC are unable to cope with the speed Birmingham are playing at..." Same story. Week after week.

Benjamin Andrew Stokes. #Ashes

I see Clement beep tested the squad on Day 1. Bet that was a bit of wake up call for a few of 'em. #NCFC

To summarise Knappers' 15 minute interview with Radio Norfolk in his own words: "That's on me" x5 "I take accountability" x3 "Im not delivering" x2 "I take full responsibility" x2 "I've made mistakes" x1 "The position we're in is unacceptable" x1 "I've failed" x1 #NCFC

KENNY FROM THE HALF LINE!

Can't help but think that handing out another 4 year contract is a brave move... #NCFC

Haven't felt as let down by a political party I voted for since I voted Lib Dem in 2010.

What the fuck have they done to #Bullseye?

"If you move the ball slow, then the low block barely has to move" Lee Dixon could be describing #NCFC play this season...

Interesting. #NCFC trainingground.guru/exclusive-no...

The more I hear and read about JDT, the more I could get on board with it... #NCFC

Will Still Jon Dahl Tomasson Gary O'Neil My god we are fucked. #NCFC

The fact that the BBC has made serious culpable errors does not negate the point that there is a real and concerted right-wing media campaign to destroy it. Both points can be true at the same time and the campaign would not end even if the errors did.

🤦‍♂️ #NCFC

4 years and 2 days since Daniel Farke was sacked. We are now looking for our fifth manager and if sense prevails, a second Sporting Director. Ignoring all the other issues at the club, that level of instability alone is enough to get you in the position we currently find ourselves. #NCFC

Finally! #NCFC

Manning says he "cares deeply about the club". If you care, just go. Do the honourable thing and just go. #NCFC

Kellen Fisher sounds absolutely broken. It's been a shit day, but credit to the young man for fronting up. #NCFC

That defeat is 100% on Manning. They had targeted Kenny the whole game and so he goes 3 at back, pushes Kenny into a wing back position, and leaves a gaping hole in behind. Utter shambles. #NCFC

For the love of God... JUST FUCK OFF!! #NCFC

36 minutes: Leicester are making a change. We're fucked. #NCFC