At least returning endless shrimp at red lobster is a clear, attainable war aim

Maybe this?

indie dev who heroically does not play or study games so as to maintain their pure creativity: "once you complete the procedurally generated level you pick between one of three upgrades"

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

And yet they still join the party and go on the adventure!

youtu.be/vGLHlvb8skQ?... many such cases

Of course I don't want to leave my home and go out to third spaces, they're full of weirdos who never leave their home.

Was just reminded that as of two months ago, the ENTIRETY of Farscape - all 90 episodes - was put up for free on the official YouTube channel. One of the best TV sci-fi shows ever. Weird, funny, dark, full of wild creative swings. The ending was a bit rushed but at least they got to do an ending.

The way they talk about getting some in 50s and 60s music you would think pussy just dropped

I will talk of the 1989-20016 era to the youngins like a Jewish Habsburg Patriot telling Brazilians in 1941 of the Fin de siecle

Social science has advanced so much, we have now identified at least 6+ types of hitler

the perfect woman has slender and fragile upper canines with few serrations, adapted for precision killing. she is an ambush predator with a reduced lumbar region, high scapula, short tail, and broad limbs with relatively short feet.

I went from reading a few books a year to around one a week. I wanted to write down how I got there, how it involved rethinking my relationship to attention, and why I believe reading books can heal your brain. I hope this gives you something useful! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/how-i-lear...

Increeibly halpy for people getting results, but man I’ve been on these for 2+ years now and lost only like 20lbs. A1C dramatically improved at least but it’s kind of depressing ngl

"a goofy movie": a humble title. why it's not even necessarily "the" goofy movie. we simply, respectfully offer you this story for your consideration "doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic

When you eat the heart that makes you woke

Bought 2 new books today

I mean, some of them are straight up using the "screaming/crying feminist" to belittle their critics in the same way Gamergaters and early MAGA adopters did. We are literally watching history repeat itself.

needed to get this out of my head, sorry

yeah so basically gen z boss and a mini is the mark anthony funeral oration of sandy hill road

We race today to carry the flame of Watto

Sorry, all I've got is three separate trees that each determine a kind of "playstyle" you can approach the game with. About halfway through the game, you'll have unlocked enough skills in each separate tree to just turn it into one singular style of play again.

My favorite part of summer game's fest is when everyone starts posting "You can't be mean to Geoff Keighley. Its so obvious he loves games, why hate him?" and then after 2 hours of the worst show ever everyone is like "we gotta string this dude up by his scrotum"

this is it digi-pals, in a few seconds the doors will open for the most amazing digital movie ever!

in this video in like 4 different ways and I hate that

Oh that bit in Mason & Dixon makes more sense now

Women were, in fact, their favorite guy

Seems to be driving people crazy that people can’t recreate the post WWII order without a world war when that’s actually extremely obvious lol

our economy is being artificially propped up by consumption, investment, government spending, and net exports

GOD IS A CIS WHITE MAN AND SMALL BUSINESS OWNER FROM THE STATE OF OHIO. HE LIKES GRILLING AND CONSUMING MEAT, DRIVING HIS SPECIAL EDITION CHEVY SILVERADO, IGNORING HIS SMOKING-HOT WIFE AND THREE STUPID SONS (KADEN, CADEN, AND CASON), AND WATCHING THE CLEVELAND BROWNS LOSE TO THE CINCINNATI BENGALS.

I'm exhausted with beautiful people. I don't want to see them anymore. you couldn't make Who Framed Roger Rabbit? today. the detective would have been some Hemsworthian flesh sculpture but with brown hair and glasses probably

I like the part of the Odyssey at the Phaeacian court where Homer has Odysseus turn to the camera and say: "Now, we've all been having a lot of fun here today, but let's remember who the REAL heroes are---the hardworking bards and harpers in your own neighborhood. Remember to leave a tip, kids."

Man the whole point of a Hutt is they go gunga peeboo oh ho ho

i was visiting a neighborhood bar in boston when a roving gang of elite college professors strode in acting like they owned the place. they saw me ordering a domestic lager and shouted "this motherfucker's not chasing novel gustatory experiences!" and started beating me with heavy wooden rulers

"Pynchon’s conspiracies are the perfect whetstone ... they’re challenges to the reader to pick up on that real story that’s always occurring below the surface." A good #pynchon primer via @devintoshea.bsky.social and @literaryhub.bsky.social #booksky #literature #reading

I was bored so I made Napoleon make out with Saint-Just.

Greatest hero of the Federation!

Part of me is sympathetic, part of me knows their parents have democratically rejected our proposal for free meals at the Prytaneum in exchange for humanities education. If we want our paychecks and benefits, it’s “relevance” and shark tank roleplays!

I can already see the parents/administrators eating this shit up too :(

Not what i was doing, i was using an analogy, his statement saying he's gay, when the actual problem was that he was a pedo abusing power It's analogous to someone saying midna is a shortstack when i state she's a loli

Binge eating is a real problem that people shrug off at best or make fun of at worst. A lot of fatties like me get depressed at gaining weight when we tried our best at keeping it off or losing weight, so the cycle continues.

Everything okay man? We’re in a cutscene near the end of the prologue and the music stopped when you walked up

oh yeah she ran a fantastic campaign remember the vice presidential debate when tim walz gave jd vance sloppy toppy on stage

Every republican primary is your commuting coworker from HitlerVille Kentucky saying “yummy! More Pedophile Hitler, please!” before squealing like a little piggy in the trough

Pokemon Champions would be vastly improved by adding the announcer from Stadium saying stuff like "That's gotta hurt!" or "Critical damage!"

Complain all the time in public! I bitch about prices in casual conversation with strangers in my red area. It's tremendously satisfying to bring down morale.

A highly enjoyable bit of cultural convergent evolution is that His Dark Materials has the same narrative structure as a 90s JRPG: First level: you, your childhood friend who will ultimately die have childish hijinks! Final level: you, your love interest and a motley crew fight God