fucking DYING at this gif #LetsGoCanes

The modern Looney Tunes shorts (the ones made in the late 2010s-early 2020s) did Sylvester quite dirty, making him look homeless and often ended the segments with his untimely demise. Granted, a few theatrical shorts often did so, but they were more brutal with him during that recent run.

I don't have to post the Bob Dole video on the Canes Discord for another game! #CarolinaCulture #NHL #StanleyCupPlayoffs

Dammit, I have Will Stancil blocked.

Joe Hogsett retire bitch

"Even when it was capitalism, I knew it was the immigants" - Moe Szyslak - Libsoftiktok

Top of the Muffin TO YOU!-ass menu item www.today.com/food/restaur...

Oh, they LOVE sending outstanding funds to debt collectors, and those folks are ruthless.

She’s never going to figure out class consciousness if she keeps blaming immigrants

It’s why they invented racism in the first place.

"Meanwhile illegals get free healthcare" Emergency rooms beg to differ.

I don't even have to see these and know @repmrvan.bsky.social is on the list.

Guys, I'm in a super tight spot when it comes to rent for the first time in my adult life. I've been having to bust my ass on Uber Eats to pay off emergency loans this month but I'm, like, $300 short. I don't know if anyone cares but if anyone is interested, my PayPal is [email protected]

It was really important that we add the 13th-best Big Ten and SEC teams to the tourney I'm so glad we're doing this

The "All 16-seed" rule, I get, is to try and encourage the weaker conferences to get a payday, but I also feel like it's to prevent another UMBC or Fairleigh Dickenson to pull off an upset. Having six 16/15 seed games and six at-large games feels a bit unfair to the smaller schools.

If #SaveTheCaps fails and MLS greed forces a relocation, can they move to Indianapolis? I'm tired of Ersal Ozdemir thinking he's King Shit.

I get that compared to AAA where it's over like gangbusters, the Americanos identity crisis isn't exciting for the American audiences, but do we have to pretend that Gable is the good guy in the feud if you aren't watching the weekly AAA program? #WWERAW

This is not the time for wild speculation about what happened. It’s time to bet on Kalshi about what happened

kalshi maxxing

Canes with the Sweep on the Roman Legislature #CarolinaCulture #NHL #StanleyCupPlayoffs

I'm currently working a job, have a second job based on events, another job based on helping an at risk sibling, draw artwork, and do food deliveries. And I'm drowning in debt. Then I see this and go "why bother?"

Every day I read a news story that makes me feel like I need to apologize to at least one insane person in a John 3:16 van and today it’s this one

And they're going to argue about how they must leave out the Group of Five.

liberals on this microblogging website

Oba Femi destroys Brock Lesnar. Absolutely the right call. #WrestleMania

Happy "That Time of the Year" Season

palantir should be viewed as the enemy of modern society

FUCK YOU, PAT MCAFEE!!!!

I want Orton to win in the worst way, but they are doing everything they can to telegraph Cody turning heel if not tonight, but tomorrow.

WWE has always had a piss-poor track record with the Legacy inductees (remember Ethyl Johnson?) and that won't change anytime soon. If I'm the estate of a wrestler and I'm not interested in "Fed Bad" brownie points from the internet, I'd just avoid the posthumous induction.

If I have to say something about #WrestleMania this year, it's that I'm cautiously optimistic. The undercard has potential to deliver but the main event is so... Blah. Cody vs. Orton is going to be a disaster. Of course, because Bluesky has an anti-WWE vendetta, I don't feel like talking about it

The fact that you were in a room with Doug Walker has me rolling. Truly this is like if Batman met Mario.

Why was I invited to Beast Studios? youtu.be/0dwagg5wYY4

Is she a first-round draft pick or is she about to shoot a half court shot at for a chance to win $10,000?

Some housewarming gift, those aren't even the good paper towels Costco sell.

Like kickboxing titles, you can buy substack subscriptions.

Riley Gaines’ time in the blender has come. Gary Click is desperately trying to get through the White House dashboard to try to broker a summit.

Have we found a more hated vehicle than the Oldsmobile Bravado?

You're a loser

You know what they say... There goes your inventory.

The "Wuss Bets" of hats

The UFL made a huge mistake in moving (most of) the Memphis Showboats players to Louisville. Cursing a bad team in a new market is a great way to scare off potential fans.

You ever order at a restaurant and they bring the wrong dish so you send it back and then they bring you out the same wrong dish, but this time it’s cold?

mirrorindy.org/university-i... For those easily confused, here's a handy guide. UIndy: regularly wins at sports. Has one national championship IU Indy: Never, EVER wins at sports. All IU Indy students support more successful college programs. Thank you for my TedX Talk, @mirrorindy.org

Calling info Artemis II to break the Michael Malone UNC news to them and a crew member says “this is worse than the toilet situation.” Tough times in Chapel Hill.

I refuse to give context.