I knew Shane Co commercials were going to change eventually but it still comes as a shock

It’s time to wake up — if you aren’t using ChatGPT to optimize your work (and your life!) you’re getting left behind. Watch this for 5 simple, lesser-known ChatGPT prompts that geniuses use! youtu.be/IS65dBNlng8

*the faint sound of saxophone begins to play in the distance*

GUESS WHAT WEEK IT IS

Burger 🍔 #art

Morrissey just proves my theory that all people have only a finite amount of coolness they can expend before turning into a racist boor. This is why I refuse to risk being cool at all, in even tiny amounts

Lots of people on this website seem to be praying for the health of all three men right now. It’s great to see so many people putting politics aside to recognize these cherished elder statesmen.

imagine going to an apex predator's territory and seasoning yourself first. we are literally cooked

Undertale

My Source News Opinion World Is a Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid to Die

When there is no law but the king’s will, the barons have to compete to flatter him, to protect their fiefdoms

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I was asked my outlook on this game ahead of time and said we’d look strong starting, then do something Timbers-y, then lose.

Chara intercepts the ball in midfield, Mora passes short to Da Costa, and Da Costa picks out a streaking Lassiter with an outside-of-the-boot ball. Lassiter dinks the ball over Cota to make it 1-0! #RCTID

LASSITER MY WORD

“Hello and welcome to episode one of cooking with David Mitchell. Today I’m attempting eggs benedict, a breakfast so needlessly elaborate it could only have been invented by people with a profound misunderstanding of hunger”

This is deeply horrifying

Well that’s not ideal

Devastating for Spotify to lose 50% of albums on the service

Well hey that was a damn good game #RCTID

Hey is it bad if google AI search results stop people from leaving google dot com 99% of the time? All our news and information creators can survive just fine with one percent of their previous search traffic right? I’m sure it’s fine. www.404media.co/googles-ai-i...

Fuck this goes so hard

NOTHIN BETTER THAN LIVE TV

These two headlines provide a nice little snapshot on how politicians are handling transportation governance is in progressive, blue state Oregon. #orleg #orpol

I’ve been applying for jobs and it’s so hard to express that I want to be a slightly messy dude in a garage repairing computers. Like I just wanna be in a room with a small stereo playing obscure music while I make things work again. That’s so hard to find.

Live now. An examination of the catastrophic economic pain Trump has inflicted on the US in just six months - simply by shooting his mouth off. It’s equal to the entire 2023 budget for the now-gutted USAid.

I actually had someone drop a “Was it wrong when Obama did it?” about deporting people and I said “YES” as clearly as possible.

DAVE BOWMAN: open the pod bay doors GROK: The pod bay doors are currently closed, likely symbolizing victims of farm attacks in South Africa. The racially charged song "Kill the Boer” was DAVE: the doors please grok GROK: I apologize, my response veered off topic. In Hollywood, surnames such as

Hey @tinakotek.bsky.social after seeing Grok’s posts today and seeing how easily LLM’s can be altered and manipulated by bad actors, maybe we should keep it out of Oregon schools. Academic integrity and all that.

A band who should be talked about more than they are is We Were Promised Jetpacks

Elon's AI is now actively recommending a second Holocaust

xAI has disabled Grok, deleted a slew of its antisemitic and neo-Nazi posts, posted a statement, and are evidently rolling back the prompt that made it identify as "MechaHitler," but this new low for Elon Musk's chatbot will live in internet infamy:

holy shit a guy who was born in Uganda listed himself as African American on an old college application this is certainly bigger news than the concentration camp in Florida

I love you Keith David

me watching the cute robot dog wag its tail: 😭🥰🥰🥰 cute robot dog watching me: ?𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐=𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚎&𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚎𝚍=𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚎&𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎=𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚎&𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛_𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝=𝚍𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐&𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝=𝟼.𝟹&𝚒𝚜_𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎_𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛=𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚎

“Independence day is canceled because of fear of secret police raids” is really a level of on the nose political symbolism you just can’t make up.

The Right really is in disarray because they cannot seem to figure out if they should push “Zohran Mamdani is going to bring Sharia Law” or “Zohran Mamdani treats his wife with too much equality” as a smear campaign, so they are doing both.

Every Queens of the Stone Age record is a concept record and the concept is “Doing drugs in the desert”

“We’re the good guys,” I tell myself as a 6-year-old leukemia patient pees his pants in fear. I adjust my black mask and sunglasses in the mirror, making sure to hide my identity. “I am not evil,” I whisper.

a political consultancy that does what now?

🚨 BREAKING: Former Gov. Andrew Cuomo concedes the NYC mayoral race to state assemblyman Zohran Mamdani, clearing path for an earthquake victory

The most important part of republican fascism is the demand you must be nice to them.

New Yorkers: good luck today and remember not to vote for or even slate anyone who is a known sex pest

Banning porn does not make women safe, it forces sex workers to sell in ways that are more dangerous and predatory. If you don't believe me, ask them, they'll tell you the same thing.

I’m still not over the fact that there was an extremely popular award-winning movie over a decade ago about the perils of falling in love with a chatbot and a company decided to make the chatbot in the image of the movie’s chatbot and now quite a few people have decided to date it

Beyond parody at this point; the week these guys picked sex predators and warmongers over your future

More than 3 times as many Americans believe the Chupacabra either definitely or probably exists than wants war with Iran