The video of the guy from Philly in DC just happily riding on a bike flying a drone by the White House and being pulled over is the funniest reel I’ve seen in sometime 😂😂😂.

I don't trust people who don't celebrate their own birthdays and feel like they're childish. It tells me everything I need to know about how they would or wouldn't celebrate me and my birthday and that's not the type of energy I need in my life. We party all the time over here babes.

The loudest “I love you” is consistency

Key people in the area:

Every week our Lord and Savior sends out warnings about this guy… But white Americans like to learn shit the hard way… Which is why he’s still a damn contender.

Good for him but I am tired of learning about all the ways a 41-year-old candidate for U.S. Senate supposedly has a lot more growing and learning to do. Maybe do that before the Senate? And maybe try out a lower office before then? Or maybe we just watch him blossom into another Sinema/Fetterman.

Fun fact, "10,000 steps" has no medical or scientific basis whatsoever, it was made up from thin air for a 1964 Tokyo Olympics tie-in marketing campaign by a Japanese watch company that wanted to start selling pedometers.

The bellwether is bellwethering. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8gUAVq6/

I thought this was Freddie Gibbs

WARREN: I want to understand how slashing healthcare for families so Meta gets a $3b tax cut is a 'really good outcome for the American public' IRS CEO BISIGNANO: I don't see the two as correlated W: Those tax cuts were paid for by pushing people off their healthcare. Did you not follow that?

Venn diagram: Jan 6th insurrectionists and pedophiles and a big overlap in the middle. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Hey fuck these people

Sure, but this means the entire GOP owns it. Literally, this SHOULD be incredibly easy to turn into a midterm issue. And this is why it's important to note that these people were not JUST convicted of sedition, but also some or most were adjudged as terrorists. They're terrorist sympathizers.

The number of people who didn't even read this carefully enough to see that this is a graph of the NUMBER OF $100,000+ INDIVIDUAL DONORS and just saw red and blue lines and thought "oh the RNC is getting more donations than the DNC LOLDNC" is... troubling...

Leftists are so lost. They bum rush Schumer and Gillebrand’s offices Talmbout “See? The protests didn’t stop! Suck it Blue MAGA!” But the question they run from is why they won’t bring this exact energy to the Republicans who actually control the government. All you get are derailments and BS.

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i bet this goes crazy if you’re a dumbass

All this time I thought he legally couldn’t, lol.

Why the cheeks and not the temples????? So they can leave us be-maxxing!

60 minutes, one if the most important news institutions this country has, is reduced to doing an episode on mogging and looksmaxxing. I hate humanity. I really mean that.

Republican apostates should have to run as independents or libertarians or something. The Dem party has enough fake progressives and neoliberal oligarchy fans as it is. We don't need more Fettermans and Sinemas.

Get the fuck!

Gender affirming care

If the majority of white people voted for trump… and the majority of people making less an $50,000 also voted for trump… probability would suggest that the majority of white WIC recipients voted for this. ropercenter.cornell.edu/how-groups-v...

People should laugh in the face of Trump flunkies who blame this on Biden. Biden left him decreasing inflation! On a platter.

But... he did? He ran a more progressive general election campaign than his primary campaign. Responding to the times: George Floyd and COVID hadn't happened when he started running.

Because they're white persons.

HOWLING

this is one of the most iconic moments in super bowl halftime history

a banger about how Drake is a pedophile is basically the official anthem of Los Angeles

NEW on MS NOW: Rep. Jamie Raskin has introduced a bill that seeks to kickstart the removal of Trump through the 25th Amendment — a longshot effort that, while unlikely to succeed, aims to put renewed focus on the president's mental fitness and recent rhetoric.

If only this was the headline November 5, 2024 and the defeat was in the United States. I will not only NEVER forgive the fucks that voted for him, but it’s triple fuck you and ya muhfuckin mama to the Repubs who let his illiterate ass breeze through those primaries. Y’all the real anti-Americans.

Oh come the fuck on. A person with 2 bags knocking on the oval office door would have been dead 200 yards before

Knowing what it takes to get close to the Oval Office, I present to you this staged performance, seemingly sponsored by DoorDash and/or McDonalds that seems to be connected to the upcoming rally in Vegas (Thursday this week) on “no tax on tips”.

Also, the way DoorDash the company seems to not be pushing back on this makes me assume it’s a MAGA affiliated company and an app that I need to delete off my phone.

A valid request if I ever heard one.

and this is how they gatekeep shit from Black ppl

Y’all are wild

This painting, "Sidekicks II" by Michele Poirier-Mozzone, is an oil on canvas from her Massachusetts-based "Fractured Light" series, exploring water and sunlight's effects on humans. It depicts an underwater perspective looking up.

What was she delivering from Arkansas, a bologna sandwich? 🥴 That’s all they got worth eating.🤷🏾‍♂️

Why has nobody from the game industry protested the imprisonment of this brave and innovative game designer

White pastors… yall got some explaining to do

Mans got all kinda 💩 just sprawled about… fireworks, nurses, eagles… a Demogorgon

This is why Russ Vought defunded USAID, attacked NEA and NIH, caused CPB to commit suicide, is defund the Dep’t of Eduction, is trying to kill the CFPB, has attacked NIH and NSF, tried to kill the IMLS, closed the Kennedy Center and just yesterday took over the Presidio to turn it back to a prison.

Just one of 1,000,000 reasons to care bsky.app/profile/tani...

Bless JD Vance for being such an unlikable asshole that his endorsement single-handedly got the fascist deposed in Hungary.

historic rejection of JD Vance

It's a man that borrowed from a woman so you already know he's low.

JD got whatever the failure version is of the Midas touch, LOL