Congrats to @dieworkwear.bsky.social for getting the Amber Glenn Olympic Gold Medal Seal of Approval:

I'm a Wisconsin transplant, but damned if I haven't been completely assimilated into supper club culture. Those things RULE.

I don't have a lot of national pride at the moment but the US team skaters all singing the anthem together made me tear up a bit.

Shun Sato had such a clean and gorgeous program. Having to compete against someone who can make a major mistake and then do a literal backflip is insane.

AHHHHHHHH OLYMPICS ARE GREAT

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

My mildly made up conspiracy theory is that "big dental" (not a real thing) wants to keep us all using toothbrushes because they're not very effective, they're super cheap to make, and they can charge a bunch for them because everyone needs a toothbrush.

Why is it Dyson Spheres and not “We have made a pill that means you never need to get your teeth cleaned again?”

May the lawyers who filed this motion never know a moment’s peace.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT As of January 1st 2026, John and I are **no longer** the owners of Complexly (the educational media company we started 15 years ago that makes Crash Course, Eons, SciShow, Study Hall, and a bunch of other shows.) We have been the sole owners for all that time...

Keep Giannis. Manage the leg injuries (and probably shut him down) this season. Fire Rivers (or transition to a front office role), have Ham coach. Get a top 10 pick (lower of Bucks+Pels picks). Go into the offseason with two 1st rounders ('31+'33) to deal. There is a way.

Also can I just please point out about the racist discourse about Odyssey casting: this woman is quite literally the eighth wonder of the world and if anyone thinks that this face would NOT launch a million ships, please go to specsavers and get your eyesight tested immediately.

Going through Rosendale is the quickest way to get to Madison from Appleton (where I went to school). I didn't grow up in Wisconsin, but I learned VERY quickly by word of mouth that you don't go so much as 3 MPH over the speed limit there because the fuzz will ticket you. This is NUTS.

probably the only conspiracy theory I actually buy in to is like: yeah no he absolutely didn’t kill himself. I dunno who did but it wasn’t himself

Really? We have to give up this one? Not. Fair.

Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy

I am 39 years old and I have a job that starts at a regular time in the morning. Remind me, why did I think having four caffeinated beverages was a good idea today?

see you on Saturday — please spread the word!

Them: We are the strong! The mighty! Also them: oh my god not a whistle no no no that's too much

Bitch, do you really want people 3D printing vuvuzelas instead?

Good for him. Good for him. Good for. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good for. For. For. For him. Him. Him. Good him. Good him. Good for him.

Poe: boy Poe: boy it's sure been a year, hasn't it? King: edgar, it's January

UPDATE: After seeing this video, I informed ICE of my intent to visit the Baltimore facility today. I was told I would be denied entry. It’s clear Trump's ICE would rather engage in a cover up. I will not stop pressing until we get answers. We need transparency & accountability.

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

gee whiz it would be really great if the opposition party smelled blood in the water right now and went on a full offensive to harness this spark of momentum

for me it was the fact that the author is one of the main driving forces behind the global movement to kill my trans friends and erase their existence hope that helps

Good. We hate you. Everyone hates you. Even you hate yourselves.

Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room

Fun fact: Your local bookstore is doing more to protect you and your neighbors than Amazon is.

This is very important journalism. Big kitty soft.

He was bound to drop that scarf in some time zone or other.

If giving first aid, as a qualified first aider, is foolish; good god I don’t want to be ‘smart’

This could have been written this morning. How exact and how applicable every word is. "Stealing the livery of the court of heaven to serve the devil in." No better description exists of the blasphemous, murderous, corrupt America of Trump and of ICE.

Stop using all these garbage fucking AI programs! You’re supporting fascism!

Can’t believe I used to live outside in this stuff

oh that’s why I suddenly needed to eat an entire box of chocolate Rice Krispie treats yesterday

Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum. Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum. Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum. ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.

hey everybody lifelong tech expert here > "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps

There are about 100 protesters outside Schumer’s building in the middle of the blizzard urging him to whip Dem votes against any more ICE/CBP funding.

I keep thinking “my god the people they’ve killed seem like exceptionally good folks” and I think the lesson there is that they’re not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength

We all need to brush up on our strengths and practice our moves. It takes a lot of different skill sets to sustain our communities right now

I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.

Since everyone else keeps bringing it up for other reasons: Remember the part in 1984 when he's being asked how many fingers are being held up, and the right answer is however many fingers the party tells you? Even if it doesn't match up to reality? That's their press releases.

Reminds me of the line in CLUE “Three murders?? This is getting serious.”

I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.

I usually like to keep things fun here and save my thoughts on serious topics for main, but fuck ICE

You cannot detain or arrest a baby, you can only kidnap her. These people need to wear a scarlet letter, need to ring a bell to loudly declare their moral bankruptcy. Everyone must be allowed to avoid them until they have made amends.

Mortality rates: Mifepristone: 0.65/100,000 Penicillin 2/100K Viagra 4/100K Pregnancy in the US: 22/100,000 (some states see rates >60/100K) More people have died in ICE detention centers already in 2026 than will die from mifepristone all year. These politicians are extremely dangerous to women.