Just a spooky lil' guy.

Spent most of my time in Sorrento exploring on my own and it's given me the encouragement to do some solo travel this year. Caught the bug I fear.

In Sorrento for my brother's wedding so obviously I've booked in for a tattoo tomorrow morning.

Order the steak rare. Have an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two.

The best thing about working bakery in Tim Hortons isn't the 2 o'clock finish. It's making whatever combination of treat I fancy. Apple fritter timbits stuffed with Venetian cream, salted caramel and fudge pieces? Yes please.

Never beating the donut haver allegations

Tim Hortons' old fashioned glazed french vanilla is like crack to me. I won't be sleeping tonight.

Whit yi daein up there?

Blessed

Doing some spring cleaning and found a bunch of CD's with old iphoto libraries on them so have some pic's of me from 23 years ago.

losing my mind over this

Happy native Hawaiian's stabbing Captain James Cook in the neck day to all who celebrate.

Throwing a bin at another pupil's head.

Job interview today. Not to tempt fate but feels like the jobs in the bag.

Bob Marley's 80th birthday. He knew what to do.

Protect your peace however you can. Put up walls, build a moat, have a drawbridge guarded by a coked up troll... whatever you need

It's been well over 5 years but I see my physically abusive ex is still posting about me on her "good vibes spiritualism" Instagram.

My wee Bonnie is in heat and it's stressing me out to see her so agitated. 😢

My life in an image.

The universe speaks in mysterious ways.

He makes himself big

😯

Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier

Remember when The Simpsons predicted that an incompetent moron cutting corners would make planes crash? #pinkskyPost

Little baby enjoying her new climbing frame

I love @theonion.com

contrary to popular belief it is not against the law to like my posts

I will NEVER be impressed by your money, car, looks, social status or job title. I'm impressed by the way you treat other people and myself.

I feel like you taking my joke seriously is a violation of my consent actually

People will be like “keep politics out of gaming” and then play Final Fantasy 7

You can trust me with your secrets because I will not remember them or your name

Go on then

It's blowy as fuck, man.

Government warning induced rectal prolapse

Continuing to exist, as a bit.

Monarchy speedrun is already at “meddlesome priest,” pretty good time

Recruit Freddie as traitor and then murder Leanne. Only Freddie and Alexander don't know she has shield. Would set them both up perfectly. #traitors

Thank fuck Joe's gone. #traitors

It all seems a bit bleak right now but I'm currently sat in my pants eating pop tarts so, you know...swings and roundabouts.

Brilliant satirical cover from Private Eye, mocking spineless media organisations and journalists who submit and cower in the face of power 👏

This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.

Kier Starmer doing business with the nazi salute guy but shaking his head so everyone knows he disagrees

The Gaza ceasefire will collapse, and Israel's genocide will return with more ferocity. It's very clear that is what Donald Trump has agreed to 👇 www.owenjones.news/p/donald-tru...

never am I more disappointed than all of the time