Bayern game is ELECTRIC right now

Oh what's that? You're looking for a #Daggerheart campaign? A fantasy western with larger than life enemies? I've got the game for you! There are 2 seats left at my Shadows of the Colossus table and a FREE session 0 is scheduled for this Sunday. Don't miss out! startplaying.games/adventure/cm...

We just dropped a limited batch of $5 tickets at gothamfc.com/mayor for the Gotham FC May 9th home game vs. Boston Legacy. I'll be there. Will you? Grab a $5 ticket at gothamfc.com/mayor before they're gone!

New one shots are up! Want to learn Daggerheart? Nows the perfect time in a fun romp through Hell. Want to learn how to play DIE RPG? I've a one shot for you! Didnt like the times of the campaigns previously posted? I've added two more time slots, one for each. Theres something for everyone!

Space Marine (watching me play Animal Crossing): Your island is infested with foul mutants. Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game. Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.

How's the monday going for you? For me it's a "Looking deeper into converting a food truck and texting my wife "what if I just quit and dedicate the next 3 months to perfecting recipes with a goal of opening a truck by then?"

The only 'Looksmaxxing' I'm taking part of is maximizing the amount of time I can be looking at my wife!

Miguel Diaz-Canel marks anniversary of socialist revolutionary declaration under threat of US attacks.

TURN THIS UP

Reposting for after the outage !!

Wanna learn how to play DIE RPG or just find a game? I'm running a DIE game using the Do You Remember The First Time? scenario. See why this is my favorite game system! startplaying.games/adventure/cm...

Hey everyone my discord got hacked 😭 if you get any weird messages from me, don't answer them!

DIE RPG has done the impossible. Made the one TTRPG to rule them all. I backed this, you won't want to miss it!

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

With the US’s eager support, the Israeli military has killed over 1,500 people and displaced over 1.2 million in Lebanon since March 2.

how will nuclear annihilation impact my 401k

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

pretty clear bright line today, anyone in power who isn't doing everything they can to remove him from office deserves handcuffs when this is all over. that includes any democrat who votes for anything he wants

In pokemon go I wonder what pokemon will be in the 'nuclear wasteland' biome

Reposting for the morning shift!

Making my own giardenera cause I can't find one that's good enough out here

Ryan Coogler produced Animorphs show. Crying in the club right now. I won.

Both Polymarket and kalshi reached out to pay me to put their ads in my newsletters in the last month. Told both to fuck off, obviously. But I bring it up because it seems like the only way to make $ right now is to work for some entity destroying society in a race to the bottom. It fucking sucks.

Wanna play a game with me? I've got one daggerheart and one DnD 5.5e game open right now which you can find on my StartPlaying page! I love TTRPGs, I love stories, and most of all I love the people I meet at tables. Grab a friend or two and let's Start Playing 🎲 startplaying.games/gm/grunggrotto

The greatest compliment a GM could ever get?? Some are sayin... 😇 #TTRPG #DnD

Don't ever show me transformed chopper again, one piece. I don't ever want to see that. That was horrible.

Just found out choppers name is Tony and I'm never going to recover. Fuckin Tony.

They won't let me on the moon. They know id be too powerful

Artemis? Is there an arte-mister? 😏

Putting union leaflets in the break room as a prank today

Happy trans day of visibility to all my trans friends! You are seen, you are loved, and we will not stop fighting for your right to exist peacefully.

I wrote him for one panel and understood the assignment.

The Israeli official and convicted terrorist who just yesterday declared his support for a military unit that assaulted a CNN crew & killed a 78-year-old Palestinian-American is now today drinking champagne to celebrate a new law to execute Palestinians.

"Id rather have Joe Biden" "I'd rather have Kamala harris" "I'd rather have Gavin newsom" Y'all. Dream bigger and demand better.

Optimal dice tower stack based on surface area I think: D4 D20 D10 D10 D12 D8 D6

Economists Warn That Even Their Friend’s Son Who Went To Business School Can’t Find A Job http://theonion.com/economists-warn-that-even-their-friends-son-who-went-to-business-school-cant-find-a-job/

Jacob wysocki affirmations (remix): You are a project manager, you can enter a [jira] space

I liked the chainsawman ending

the girl guides in the UK just kicked out all their trans members specifically bc they were threatened with a lawsuit from a rowling-funded group

Excited to announce I'm GMing on StartPlaying! I have two campaigns I'm stoked to be running, a DnD 5.5e and a Daggerheart campaign.

Phone less convenient in every way and furthermore it is for babies. You always see babies poking away at phones and tablets. A baby is never on the computer

Excited to announce I'm GMing on StartPlaying! I have two campaigns I'm stoked to be running, a DnD 5.5e and a Daggerheart campaign.

Marycat: sometimes when we watch the bundesliga the camera will pan over and show the ugliest man I've ever seen. Marycat: then, sometimes when we're watching it'll pan over and show the most beautiful woman I've ever seen