Starting 2026 as I mean to go on. Trans women are women, tax the rich properly, and FFS free Palestine! Happy New Year.

Full clip. Bowie immediately coming roaring out of the gate: youtu.be/XZGiVzIr8Qg?...

It’s Bowie’s birthday. Here he is after calling out MTV for being racist & then using his death stare on the interviewer which the camera operator then amplifies to the max with an incredible crash zoom:

Wait, what?

When people say they're excited for 2026

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding bank robbers. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

Bitch, your pearls aren’t good enough for tin rings.

Trump guys are about to Comet Pizza every third daycare center because they think they are all fronts for Somali money laundering. They're only doing this near cities with progressive mayors. This is straight up Government by LibsOfTikTok.

LAST CHANCE !! Visual Arts Scotland Biennial Exhibition at the Royal Scottish Academy ends this Friday 02 Jan !! Wharf 64x45cm acrylic & oil on canvas PLUS limited edition giclee prints available in the 30x30 Curated Exhibit Royal Scottish Academy Edinburgh • Scotland #painting #cityscape

me:

Apple TV's groundbreaking new series "Pluribus" is about a belligerent, narcissistic white woman who must choose between her own self-interests and saving the world. I feel like we already know the answer. Karens by 53%

LAST CHANCE !! Visual Arts Scotland Biennial Exhibition at the Royal Scottish Academy (RSA) ends on 02 Jan Wharf 64x45cm acrylic & oil on canvas PLUS limited edition giclee prints in the 30x30 Royal Scottish Academy Edinburgh • Scotland #painting #cityscape #infrastructure

QUARTERLY REMINDER: Never EVER talk to police—especially without a lawyer present. If you encounter cops who demand info other than what can be gleaned from your ID card, you’re to clearly, calmly express your right to counsel then KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Seriously, you guys. Ok, Merry Christmas🎄🎁 🎅🏽

In other words, a state legislature could pass and governor could sign, a law that outlaws the medical prescription and sale of any and all forms of birth control and there’s nothing anyone could do about it.

"I couldn't eat another thing" *eats all the other things*

Raised my kids right. Teeshirt on order from daughter for Christmas. @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social

“They would never actually do this” *blinks in Negro, looks around to blink at some blinking in Indigenous peoples * we turn to blink at someone blinking in Chicana , and someone blinking in Filipino and trans* Us chatting in the lobby about HOW THEY WOULD ABSOLUTELY DO THIS

My wife: Don't get me anything fpr Christmas, I haven't got you anything. Me:

Listen to my friend @QasimRashid.com. He knows what he’s talking about. #racism #CharlieKirk #TurningPoint #Trump @jd-vance-1.bsky.social

I think it's time for a live action movie based on 'Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels' Hear me out on this casting: Jenna Ortega as Brenda Chance, Sabrina Carpenter as Taffy Dare, Ayo Edebiri as Dee Dee Sykes, and Peter Dinklage as Captain Caveman

A very merry WHEN IS BINS season to all who celebrate.

Happy Dr. Martin Luther King Jr Day

If you're at a packed supermarket and you see a harassed mum with children hanging off the trolley, you can say "you're doing a good job mum!" and it will perk her up for like, the next two aisles.

“We noticed you looked at collagen supplements briefly. Given your age, we’re guessing you’re a wrinkly old bastard so why not buy our collagen?” “We heard you tell your friend you think you’re going bald. Buy our overpriced hair growth magic beans” *repeats endlessly* My current Facebook feed.

It’s that time of the year when we celebrate one of James Stewart’s best roles. He was never better than as incorruptible cop John Hartigan in Sin City (1952)

Susanna and the old men | Isaac Feldman

31-year-old college dropout Charlie Kirk gained popularity, traipsing around the nation, visiting college campuses—debating 18 to 22-year-olds. If Charlie Kirk ever actually “debated” someone good at debating, much less someone his own age, it’d’ve gone something like this:

started / going

The bad news for all the "Trump will die soon, it's ok" crowd...

I lost my job, I can’t afford to buy a single Barbie to gift my daughter, and a spiral ham costs 50% more than it did last year. But at least everyone is saying “Merry Christmas” instead of “Happy Holidays” now.

They are all the same.

If you find🎄 hard due to grief,trauma,family stuff,wonky self esteem,neurodivergence &/or an urge to throw Christmas down the loo, become a reclusive pagan & maybe make a small hat out of mistletoe at a push,then hi,me too.Here are some good twigs & I’m sending gentle thoughts. It’s only a few days🌿

In Salisbury? Looking for an extravagant last minute gift for the concrete lover in your life...?! Look no further! Elevated 64x90cm acrylic & oil on canvas The Landscape Open Exhibition Salisbury Museum Salisbury • Wiltshire • England #painting #cityscape #infrastructure

The second best thing about this post is the last 2 words The first best thing about this post is all of the rest of it

42 cathedrals. 5 survivors. May the odds and renovations be ever in your favour.

To all Trump- and 3rd-party voters:

If you haven't seen it, treat yourself to the official music video for Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree, which Brenda Lee released at the age of 78, featuring her lip synching to the song she recorded when she was just 13 An absolute Queen www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFsZ...

NEW IN STOCK : just delivered (by my personal motorcycle courier!) as a new addition to the Winter Exhibition, DM the gallery if interested! Crosspoint 21x15cm acrylic & oil on board Graystone Gallery | Ownart 🔗 link to gallery website in my bio Stockbridge • Edinburgh • Scotland

LAST CHANCE The Royal Glasgow Institute Christmas Exhibition ends this weekend, Sat 20 Dec I'm showing framed and unframed original works plus limited edition giclee prints, all ideal gifts!! RGI Christmas Exhibition 🔗 theroyalglasgowinstituteofthefinearts.co.uk RGI Kelly Gallery #Glasgow #Scotland

LAST CHANCE to catch the inaugural Secret Coast Art Prize Exhibition before it finishes this weekend 30 November - 21 December Tighnabruaich Gallery Fire Stair (sold) | Connection 40x30cm acrylic & oil on board 🔗 link to gallery website in my bio Tighnabruaich • Argyll & Bute • Scotland

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites. The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.

Open Eye Gallery Small Scale Exhibition : perfectly postable small works available exclusively online. Collect in house / have work posted! Order by 18 Dec to receive by Christmas! Old Town | Jetty Patriothall | Nightwalking 21x15cm acrylic & oil on board openeyegallery.co.uk/viewing-room/3

Art Process Series : from small scale study on board (15x21cm), to larger, more considered and highly rendered piece on canvas (64x90cm) ⬅️ HOMECOMING STUDY : (sold) 15x21cm Graystone Gallery Winter Exhibition ➡️ HOMECOMING : 64x90cm Gallery Heinzel Winter Collection until 07 Feb 🔗 links in bio

Fab photo! 🤩 I love that part of Stockbridge, here's my recent painting of the Dene!

If you don't cringe with horror when thinking of how you conducted many of your personal interactions from ages 15-25 you probably lack any degree of self-awareness.