Anthony Goatdon. 😂🤍🖤 #nufc

Wuite possibly the worst ref I’ve ever seen. #nufc

This lineup tonight feels like it could be 5-0 or 0-2. Either way I am lost as to what is going on. I am operating on the assumption I will never know as much as the collective coaching staff. But this match could be humiliating on large scale. #NUFC

Eddie went full Plan B with that selection. 😂🤷🏼‍♂️ #nufc #howay

Love the way the ref took 5 seconds to dismiss the muppets in the VAR room and their shenanigans #NUFC

Knockout champions league football for the first time in #nufc history. Howe has received some justified criticism this season, but much of it is overblown by fans who are simply bored by his faults - which their imagined replacement wouldn’t have (they all do).

Easy. 😎 We should just quit the Premier League and play in Europe week in, week out… we could call it the Superle… oh, wait. 😂 #nufc

Tonalis family introducing their new baby to the stress of supporting Newcastle United early 🤣🍼

You score 3? We'll score 4. That one's for you Kev 👑

What it felt like to watch that game:

Yeah, I’ll take that. 😂🖤🤍 #nufc #waddyanooo

Barnes is definitely the Angel of the North with performances like that #NUFC

Lewis Miley is the Geordie Cafu/Franco Baresi/Pirlo (delete as applicable). #nufc

Since Thiaw has played all 90 mins in thd last six weeks. He's knackered. #NUFC

Thiaw has had so many good games for us, can't be mad that it's not coming off for him tonight #NUFC

Apparently Thiaw is human after all. #nufc

That’s tough to take. #nufc

Merry Christmas to you all on #NUFC

Newcastle have reached the semi-finals of the EFL Cup in back-to-back seasons for the very first time. (Squawka)

INTO THE SEMI FINALSSSSSS 🏆

Miley has scored (I think) 5 goals for us... Has any 19 year old beaten that? Gazza maybe?

Little graphic thing from NBC #NUFC

Watching #nufc this season This is good Oh no this is shit Yes this is more like it Oh no it’s shit again

I’m going to be positive, that’s ultimately a good point. Could and maybe should have been more after going 2-1 up but let’s take it and move on. Difficult first half, good second half #nufc

Slot's playing 4D chess again. Push Salah out to free up the wages for Murphy. #nufc

Looking at the table, I think we must be top 5 for Prem form over the last 5 matches? Which is utterly ridiculous when you think about it. #NUFC

Liverpool pay Salah and Isak a combined £100k a day to sit on their bench. To put that in perspective, their salary in November was the same as the entire Fabian Schar transfer fee #nufc

Lewis Miley - aged NINETEEN! #NUFC

Rumour has it that Arne Slot told Mo Salah before the game that he will be replacing him with Jacob Murphy in January. #itk #nufc

They’re all in for Murphy now. 😉😅 £250m minimum! #nufc #freesalah

Yoane Wissa drops massive hint over Newcastle United debut ahead of Burnley clash this afternoon https://nufcfeed.com/yoane-wissa-drops-massive-hint-over-newcastle-united-debut-ahead-of-burnley-clash-this-afternoon-1731441 #NUFC

Happy Yoan Wissa-day to all who celebrate. 👀🥳😅 #nufc

Imagine having some of the best players in the world and lamenting that you don't have Jacob Murphy. Mind is still blown over that comment. I hope Murphinho has been told, he'll love it. #NUFC

🇨🇩 Yoane Wissa came through another 11 vs 11 exhibition game today and there is now a good chance that he will be on the bench against Burnley at the weekend, according to Luke Edwards. A massive boost! 🤩 #NUFC #NUFCFans #NUFCNews #NewcastleUnited #Newcastle #EPL #PremierLeague #FBLifestyle

Tired: Debating Rice vs. Caicedo Wired: Declaring Reece James a midfielder Expired: Every argument once Tonali enters the chat. #nufc

#NUFC Not mine but brilliant!

When you compare that to this time last season, our best season in recent memory, we're one point off where we were then plus we've got nine Champions League points as well and a spot in the Carabao Cup quarter finals yet again. Keep the faith..!! #NUFC

Kings of the Dicky Hill! #nufc #silenceofthewetwipes

#NUFC A message to the Howe out brigade. Kiss my big fat Geordie arse.😘

Proud Dad-moment as the bairn was captaining the Finnish U15 National team against Hungary in the UEFA Development tournament in Cyprus. 🫡 Now, let’s hope wor Eddie has his scouts out. 😅💙🤍 #nufc

➡️Hall ➡️Ramsey ➡️Woltemade ⏬️Murphy ⏬️Willock ⏬️Gordon #NUFC

Still prefer Big Nick though. 😂🤷🏼‍♂️ #nufc

”Gordon is a horrible finisher.” is all I am seeing. Yes, it’s not like he has scored in the Champions League this season, right? 😂🤷🏼‍♂️ #nufc

Be surprised if there weren't a few changes tonight. We played 72hrs ago. Its the 2nd game of 9 in 29 days & less important than some. Basically, can everyone try to keep their shit together if the big lad is at LB. Hall can't play every game and A.Murphy is seemingly not in contention #nufc

Idrissa Gueye has just been sent off for attacking his own team mate 😂 that would never happen at #NUFC 👀😂

#NUFC Thiaw is the law

YOU MAGS 🤩

”Unfortunate”. 😂😂 #nufc

That shows how important Hall, Livramento and Schär are. And Thiaw! Wow! 🤍🖤 #nufc

A sensational performance and potentially season-turning win for #nufc. Everything they hadn't been at West Ham and Brentford they were tonight: having two of the best full-backs in England back (predictably) an absolute game changer