Christ almighty. At least he's trying

It's starting to feel like a stretch to win from here

After careful analysis, my prediction for tonight is aggregate 2-2 at FT, 3-3 AET and we lose on penalties, injuries to Hall, Botman and Thiaw. Gonna put ten bob on it and retire on the winnings

The "four areas" better be goalkeeper, defence, midfield and attack

I wish to report a crime

Sandro will be off in the summer - makes sense from his perspective, he's good enough to play for any team he wants. I see fans claiming he's overrated, which is insane to me, the lad is class and always puts in a shift. Looking for Wilson to make sure we get a tidy profit on the deal though

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Just watched the Benfica keeper score last minute of the game to put them through to the knockout round. You've got to love this game

Legitimately would've taken a 3-0 loss after the first 15 mins

Proud of the lads there, it looked pretty bleak at the start but we were excellent through that second half

Gordon loves a bit of space huh? Unlucky Barnes

Gordon could stop rolling around if he likes

Honestly lads, I'd rather we just put it out for a corner

I want to see Bruno's reaction to that goal

Panic in the UEFA VAR room now. There will be a crisis meeting at half time. #nufc

Joe Willock draws level with Alexander Isak and Sean Longstaff on the Champions League all-time scorers list

Get in!

I had zero pounds on Willock scoring against PSG away

Miley is growing into this game

How did Elanga possibly get booked for that?!

Where did our defence go?

Lots of early goals in the other games, fortunately no drama here for us 😬

Nick Pope says: Fuck you PSG, fuck you ref, fuck you VAR.

Ummm. This isn't ideal.

Eddie: I'm going to rest some tired legs Thiaw: Thank fuck Eddie: Not you Thiaw:

Fucking hell Dorgu, that was special

Sooo, positives... Miley looks more and more like a first-choice midfielder, Elanga definitely improving, Lewis Hall is consistently awesome

This PL season is cooked, wake me up for 26/27

Jesus fucking Christ.

If Joe Willock is the answer, I'm not sure what the question is

Feels like one of those games where we could play all week and not score

Villa players angry because we didn't stop playing.... But they ignored their own player when he was down?

Nick gets some stick for his number of touches in the box but I don't think Wissa is getting better stats

Miley might be out best passer

Hard game to read this, too chaotic

Liverpool leaving it late to get their penalty

Fucking love this

Bored Of Peace would be more accurate

Traitors final. Oh yes

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A nice clean win. Good stuff from the lads

Could be worse, could've lost to Everton at home

Well that was shit

Exactly the wrong type of game for Elanga so he'll probably get a hattrick

When Miley?

Fucking hell, that could've gone anywhere

Trippier doing a good job of organising and generally yelling at his teammates

I asked and I received. Gordon Classic is back to terrorise Wolves