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I am but a poor
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fan and not the app of the same name!
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Amy Devlin
1 day ago
#NUFC
fan Ben Waine scores for Port Vale against Sunderland in the FA Cup!
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I feel like we chose to play a weakened team tonight. They'll say just a rotated team which should be capable of giving City a game, but I'd say weakened and I just don't get it why. We've more chance of getting to the final of the FA cup that winning the champions league so why?
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Chris Waugh
2 days ago
#NUFC
subs vs
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: Pope, Burn, A Murphy, Livramento, Joelinton, Gordon, J Murphy, Wissa, Neave
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Chris Waugh
2 days ago
#NUFC
XI vs
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: Ramsdale; Trippier, Thiaw, Botman, Hall; Willock, Tonali, Woltemade; Elanga, Osula, Barnes
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Jake
2 days ago
Feels familiar once again, doesn’t it? Howay, one and all.
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My thoughts on the season ticket prices for the little they are worth. From what I can work out the majority of the tickets are category 2 which means paying £42 per game. There isn't much you can do in the entertainment sector now for £42 at the top level so I'd claim it's a fair price.
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Michael Martin
3 days ago
Hopkinson is sorry to increase the ST prices again. Means a lot.
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Jon Horrocks
4 days ago
He scored a blinder coming in off the right in an fa cup game (last season?). Perhaps that’s his strength. Just needs to understand his strengths.
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Michael Smith
4 days ago
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MartysPhotos91
4 days ago
The anonymous front three getting high scores. Man U fans are some of the dumbest in the game.
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Who gives the rankings on Google for player ratings. Ridiculous scores. I mean not to laugh at Man U fans even more but Fernandes wasn't exactly covering himself in glory for either of our goals yet apparently was the best man on the pitch.
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Texas Toon
4 days ago
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After watching the Osula goal over and over what the hell is Malacia doing. He literally turns his back and stands still. Fergie would have kicked his ass. Hilarious 😁
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Chris Waugh
4 days ago
🔲 Osula's BIG moment 🤯 🔳 Howe's big calls ✅ 🔲 Special SJP night 🖤🤍 🔳 Colossal Joelinton (& Tripper et al) 💪 🔲 PL home win at last 🙌 🔳 Tequila! (/Osula!) 🥃 🎧 New Matchday
@podonthetyne.bsky.social
'Extra Tyne' for subs -
#NUFC
2-1
#MUFC
w/
@georgecaulkin.bsky.social
:
podonthetyne.supportingcast.fm
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Pod On The Tyne | Pod On The Tyne
An independent podcast covering Newcastle United Football Club with Taylor Payne, Chris Waugh, and George Caulkin.
https://podonthetyne.supportingcast.fm/
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Feels like forever since I've seen one of these 😁
4 days ago
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Kev Lawson
4 days ago
Anthony Gordon’s goal from last night was made by Anthony Gordon winning the ball back, Anthony Gordon running with the ball for half the pitch and then Anthony Gordon winning a penalty, which Antony Gordon scored. The record books will show that he “didn’t score from open play though”
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Big Stevie Cool
5 days ago
What is this warm feeling I have inside? Is it, happiness?
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TNT claiming only one substitute has ever scored a 90th minute winner against Man U. Take a bow Osula.
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Big Stevie Cool
5 days ago
Also special mention for Joelinton. What a machine he was tonight.
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Fantastic game, proper battling performance optimised by Joelinton and his MOTM performance (in my opinion, don't know who actually got it)
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Newcastle United
5 days ago
OSULLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS SENSASTIONAL!!!!!!!!!!! 🤩
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Duncan Wraight
5 days ago
OH, ALSO That's our first PL win without Bruno isn't it??
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Amy Devlin
5 days ago
It's Osulaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
#NUFC
Ye mad bastard.
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Wor Flags
5 days ago
Let's make St. James' Park a sea of black & white for the derby! 🖤🤍 We're pushing to create an atmosphere like no other, but we can't do it without you. Help us get across the finish line. 🔗 Donate what you can at:
www.worflags.org.uk/donate
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~Amy~ ⚽️🥅🏟️
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NUFC Feed
5 days ago
Fabian Schar speaks about 'frightening' experience as Newcastle United defender caught in Middle East conflict
https://nufcfeed.com/fabian-schar-speaks-about-frightening-experience-as-newcastle-united-defender-caught-in-middle-east-conflict-1869426
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Fabian Schar speaks about 'frightening' experience as Newcastle United defender caught in Middle East conflict | NUFC Feed
Newcastle United defender Fabian Schar was in the Middle East, undergoing rehabilitation, when the latest conflict broke out.
https://nufcfeed.com/fabian-schar-speaks-about-frightening-experience-as-newcastle-united-defender-caught-in-middle-east-conflict-1869426
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Frank
7 days ago
I’ve been living in both Mastodon and Bluesky for a while, and the context switching finally broke me. So I built SocialFusion: a native iOS app that unifies both timelines in one feed. Public beta launches Thursday. Countdown + details:
frankramblings.com/socialfusion
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Jonny Esland
7 days ago
Some financial musings on missing out on Europe 🧵
#nufc
The media mutterings is that it's Europe or bust. Whilst being in the CL each year would be lovely the reality is only Arsenal and City (Liv?) can guarantee that. For the rest of us we have to be more pragmatic and the club will be.
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Ed Newton-Rex
7 days ago
🚨 It looks like the UK government is gearing up to upend copyright law in favour of AI companies, legalising the theft of their work. This is despite creatives' huge protests, and despite previous proposals being roundly rejected by the public. Please spread the word. 🧵 1/4
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Chris D
7 days ago
I always assumed that the Peps/Artetas of the world wanted Champions League ready players, but it's clear teams of that caliber NEED CL-ready players. There is not in-season training time to improve that much when you're always in 4 competitions. (2/8)
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Kev Lawson
9 days ago
Awful, poor set up by Howe, individual errors & a lack of professionalism to concede so quickly after each equaliser. Questions about managers position totally fair but staying switching on after equalising is on the players. Too many old legs/heads that can’t cope with schedule/epl level.
#nufc
add a skeleton here at some point
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Chris Waugh
9 days ago
#NUFC
XI vs
#EFC
: Pope, Trippier, Thiaw, Burn, Hall, Woltemade, Tonali, Ramsey, Elanga, Gordon, Joelinton
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Newcastle United Supporters Trust - NUST
9 days ago
ℹ️ Sunderland Ticket Update NUST raised concerns with
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following a high volume of queries regarding the recent Mags Member sale for the derby, particularly around why so few tickets appeared to be available during the general sale.
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Main Tenant
9 days ago
Think I’m right in saying today’s match is the first 3PM Saturday kick off for one of our league games since 6th December when we played Burnley. Only happened 5 times this season out of 28 league games.
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NUFC Feed
12 days ago
'Get on with it': Simon Jordan issues blunt statement to Newcastle United owners as fans await stadium news
https://nufcfeed.com/get-on-with-it-simon-jordan-issues-blunt-statement-to-newcastle-united-owners-as-fans-await-stadium-news-1858124
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'Get on with it': Simon Jordan issues blunt statement to Newcastle United owners as fans await stadium news | NUFC Feed
Last night, before kick-off in the Champions League, Prime Video caught up with Newcastle United CEO David Hopkinson and asked if there was anything he could tell fans about the future of St James' Park.
https://nufcfeed.com/get-on-with-it-simon-jordan-issues-blunt-statement-to-newcastle-united-owners-as-fans-await-stadium-news-1858124
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey
12 days ago
Applying my usual blend of caution with optimism, from what I’ve seen so far of this year’s Champions League, we’re winning this at a canter.
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Chris Waugh
13 days ago
⚫
#UCL
double date w/ Barca or
#CFC
awaits 👀 ⚪ Alex Murphy finally makes his full debut 🙌 ⚫ Leo Shahar also gets bow off the bench 💪 ⚪ 6
#UCL
wins 🌍 ⚫ But clean-sheet issues a concern 😱 📝
#NUFC
3-2 Qarabag (9-3 agg) analysis:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/706...
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Newcastle United 3 Qarabag 2 (9-3 on agg) – Who will Eddie Howe’s side face next in the Champions League?
Analysis of Newcastle United's Champions League play-off second leg tie against Qarabag
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7068521/2026/02/24/newcastle-united-champions-league-draw
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Why no youth on?
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Great saves from Pope, don't know why Tonali watched his man run past him
16 days ago
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Think Pope should do better there but poor alround. Nobody covering Trippiers man while he is drawn infield and his defending is poor.
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Zee Zom
16 days ago
Yes it is. 🤩🤩🤩
lnk.to/wearethegeor...
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We Are The Geordies
Go to We Are The Geordies.
https://lnk.to/wearethegeordies
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Chris Waugh
16 days ago
🔲 Should Howe play 'the kids" vs Qarabag? 🤔 🔳 How much will
#NUFC
spend in summer? 💸 🔲 Howe, formations & debunking myths 🔍 🔳 What is success? 🔮 🎧 New
@podonthetyne.bsky.social
'Extra Tyne' for subscribers, your Qs answered w/
@georgecaulkin.bsky.social
& Taylor Payne
podonthetyne.supportingcast.fm
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An independent podcast covering Newcastle United Football Club with Taylor Payne, Chris Waugh, and George Caulkin.
https://podonthetyne.supportingcast.fm/
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MF TOON
17 days ago
#MCFC
Tactical Thread 💎 I've watched City countless times the past couple of months. Here's the broad strokes ahead of their clash with
#NUFC
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Slowpuncheur
17 days ago
From
nufc.com
: 'United doubled their lead two minutes after the break in bizarre circumstances, goalkeeper Aidan Harris finding the net! His opposite number kicked it upfield and Harris came to the edge of his box to make a clearance and returned it straight back past him (possibly wind assisted).
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Mark Carruthers
17 days ago
FULL-TIME: Newcastle United U21s 3-0 Fulham U21s Sean Neave, Michael Mills and goalkeeper Aidan Harris all find the net for the Magpies as they secure full reward for an impressive performance.
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Mark Douglas
17 days ago
🚨 "We worked hard for SCR, we fought for it..." 🧮 How new rules 'help'
#nufc
ambitious Project 2030 🏟 Fanbase can fill 'enhanced' St James' Park 🤝 What it means for summer transfers How
#nufc
plan to cash in on new @premierleague spending rules 👇
inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Newcastle's plan to exploit new spending rules - and what it means for transfers
Revealed: The four positions the Magpies are looking to strengthen this summer
https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-new-spending-rules-transfers-4223280?ito=link_share_article-top
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Steve Brewer
18 days ago
Wolves have posted a compilation video on their official TikTok of Arsenal players wasting time last night when they score was 2-1.
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CBS Sports Golazo
19 days ago
"Emotions do get high, but he's one of my closest teammates." Anthony Gordon and Kieran Trippier address the penalty incident that took place in Newcastle's win over Qarabağ ⚫️⚪️
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Toon Army Tulsa
19 days ago
So Burn and Joelinton are on two yellows. If either of them pick up a yellow in the return leg, they’re suspended for the first round of 16 match correct?
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Surely we're changing the song to 'Anthony Gordon, running down the wing, Gordon, hear the Geordie's sing, Gordon, we're all going to Hungary' 😁
19 days ago
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