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I am but a poor
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fan and not the app of the same name!
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Wor Flags
1 day ago
For one final time in black and white at St, James’ Park
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Well done Martin O'Neil you managed to somehow sneak a win the last game of the season despite only having a team worth 10x more than everyone else, don't know how you manage it. Must be a genius.
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ToonWolf
2 days ago
3 point deduction for the crowd invading the pitch
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I know there's all the politics around it but as a football game I'm gutted for Hearts
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Lee Ryder
2 days ago
How do you rate
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season overall? Promised a lot at one stage.
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Club have announced Kraft has left the building. That's two then so far
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Emil Franchi
3 days ago
Nick and Jacob having a daft laugh if you need some light relief as the season draws to a close. Posted the whole thing on my Instagram
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Dom Shaw
2 days ago
🗣️✍️
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officials will sit down with Fabian Schar next week to discuss defender's future. Howe says Schar 'still has a lot to offer on the pitch'. Full story 👇
www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/261122...
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Newcastle United contract talks scheduled with star who has 'a lot to offer'
Newcastle United officials will sit down with Fabian Schar next week to discuss his future, with Eddie Howe hinting that he is hopeful of keeping…
https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/26112208.newcastle-united-fabian-schar-contract-talks-scheduled/
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Grey Eye Magpie
2 days ago
we need a few. Losing Tripps is gonna be massive. Bruno is growing in the captain role for sure, but we need to make sure some of those joining this summer have backbones made of steel
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The PL might have been shite this season but the title challenge in Scotland has been good this year. Definitely rooting for Hearts to do one over on the "big two"
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George Caulkin
2 days ago
Farewell, Kieran Trippier, one of
#NUFC’s
greatest signings. With contributions from Amanda Staveley, Eddie Howe, Dan Burn, Wor Flags and many more. This is free to read.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/728...
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Farewell, Kieran Trippier, one of Newcastle’s greatest signings (Gift Article)
Kieran Trippier arrived at a Newcastle United threatened by relegation. He leaves with a trophy drought ended and the club transformed
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7281805/2026/05/16/kieran-trippier-newcastle-greatest-signing/?source=emp_shared_article&unlocked_article_code=1.i1A.5mba.husPzvGlnw2a
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TyneSIDEwomen
3 days ago
Cullercoats FC PLAYER RECRUITMENT – EXPRESSION OF INTEREST Cullercoats Ladies are looking for new players ahead of the upcoming season! All abilities welcome — whether you're experienced, returning to football, or completely new to the game. We’re looking for: Commitment Hard work Determination…
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Cullercoats FC
PLAYER RECRUITMENT – EXPRESSION OF INTEREST Cullercoats Ladies are looking for new players ahead of the upcoming season! All abilities welcome — whether you're experienced, returning to football, or completely new to the game. We’re looking for: Commitment Hard work Determination Positive attitude Want to improve, enjoy your football, and be part of a great group? Drop us a message to register your interest! Sign up HERE
https://tynesidewomen.co.uk/2026/05/15/cullercoats-fc/
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Graeme Delap
3 days ago
Just dug this out of the attic. 2004 perspective on 2026. Too much fucking perspective.
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Chris Waugh
3 days ago
Trying to get clarity, but I don't think anything is as advanced as that yet.
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3 days ago
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Reims goalkeeper Ewen Jaouen in agreement in principle to join Newcastle United | SportsView
Reims goalkeeper Ewen Jaouen has reached an agreement in principle to join Newcastle United, according to Sky Sports Switzerland journalist Sacha Tavolieri. Newcastle manager Eddie Howe wants to stren...
https://sportsview.co.uk/2026/05/reims-goalkeeper-ewen-jaouen-in-agreement-in-principle-to-join-newcastle-united
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George Caulkin
4 days ago
Dan Burn interview: I rang mam and said ‘I don’t want to feel like this any more. When does it stop?’ The
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& England defender talks mental health, speaking up, navigating a tough season, Eddie Howe, the World Cup and much more. This is FREE to read.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/727...
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Ishikawa: Summit to Sea
4 days ago
The football. Just the football.
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GeordieRacer🖤🤍
4 days ago
Knicked from Facebook but on looking at the comments, interesting opinions! If you witnessed both eras, which was better? Easy for me but I'd like to know your thoughts first haha.
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AVFC The Religion
4 days ago
Liverpool and Chelsea are among six Premier League clubs who have expressed their interest in signing Manchester City goalkeeper James Trafford. Tottenham, Newcastle, Aston Villa and Newcastle are all interested as well. @RichMartinMcr
#AVFC
#LFC
#CFC
#THFC
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Grey Eye Magpie
4 days ago
Filming the away kit advert apparently
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Kev Lawson
4 days ago
Nice to see proof of life of new stadium plans reach the public via
@craighope-dm.bsky.social
today. They need to get cracking with the infrastructure projects.
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Chris Waugh
4 days ago
🔲 Howe is planning for
#NUFC's
"future" - what does that mean? 🔮 🔳 Case-by-case basis, rather than literal catch-all phrase? 🔍 🔲 Gordon going/gone? ➡️ 🔳 Big Dan Burn's important bench chat 🪑🗣️ 🎧 New free midweek
@podonthetyne.bsky.social
w/
@georgecaulkin.bsky.social
& Taylor Payne:
pod.fo/e/414c8f
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Pod On The Tyne: A show about Newcastle United: In/Out Shakedown: Howe's "Experimental" Newcastle Line-ups
Eddie Howe's starting team at Nottingham Forest featured the return of Nick Woltemade in a no. 10-ish role and Lewis Hall at right-back. Has the head coach decided to try out a few ideas and, if so...
https://pod.fo/e/414c8f
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★MikePunk𝟭𝟵𝟳𝟳 🧷 🚥
5 days ago
#MusicSky
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Jeremy Corbyn
6 days ago
Palantir has been granted “unlimited access” to NHS patient data. This is the same company that is involved in mass surveillance and genocide. We did not consent to this. Get Palantir out of our NHS, now.
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Just watched the last episode of Rooster. Thoroughly enjoyed it and enjoyed the little clip of Sam Fenders new song snuck in at the end. Can't find it anywhere but it sounds canny. It's called the High Road by the looks of it.
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Chris Waugh
6 days ago
⚫ Is front-of-shirt sponsorship deal close? 💸 ⚪ Gordon, Willock & who else sold? ➡️ ⚫ Who at PIF actually regularly engages with
#NUFC
officials? 🇸🇦 ⚪ Is Samu still a striker target? ⚽ ⚫ What is Andy Howe's role/title? 🔍 ⁉️ "Inside
#NUFC
" - your Qs answered:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/726...
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Inside Newcastle Q&A: When will the new kit be launched? Who is being sold? Is Samu a striker target?
The Athletic's Chris Waugh answers your questions about what is going on behind the scenes at Newcastle United
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7269708/2026/05/12/inside-newcastle-new-kit-samu-gordon-howe-qa
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I don't think I can bring myself to cheer Leeds so instead, well done for no longer winning Spurs.
7 days ago
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Feels like a defeat that one. We looked comfortable. Their heads go in the last 15mins.
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Taking off our one player who encourages forward play from the midfield. Interesting.
8 days ago
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Chal
8 days ago
Bloody hell Sandro 😂
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Sam Wilson Falling Down: The Falcon in Action
ALT: Sam Wilson Falling Down: The Falcon in Action
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Kev Lawson
8 days ago
What a fucking pass from Ramsey. Whatever way you slice it. Attack has been transformed since shape change/Nick has come off.
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Joseph Gee
8 days ago
Can we hold this lead?
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Razor
8 days ago
Our right-hand side consists of a left-back and a left winger. Yet Eddie Howe will be baffled as to why we can't create anything going forward.
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I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
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Kev Lawson
8 days ago
Osula has to be there for a tap in. Thats where his lack of game craft costs us.
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I'll say it quietly but we're playing well and finding plenty space. Need to score while we're getting chances.
8 days ago
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U18s running rampant this second half, already 0-4. Hopefully the future is very bright for Newcastle
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Chris Waugh
10 days ago
🔲 6 exits... BEFORE big sales? ➡️ 🔳 Keeper or striker = most important? ⚖️ 🔲 How no Europe affects
#NUFC
business ❌🇪🇺 🔳 Midfield complications 🤔 🎧 New
@podonthetyne.bsky.social
'Extra Tyne' for subs - a transfer special, w/
@georgecaulkin.bsky.social
& Taylor Payne:
podonthetyne.supportingcast.fm
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Pod On The Tyne | Pod On The Tyne
An independent podcast covering Newcastle United Football Club with Taylor Payne, Chris Waugh, and George Caulkin.
https://podonthetyne.supportingcast.fm/
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Marina Purkiss
10 days ago
❌ Vote AGAINST the bill to stop workplace sexual harassment ❌ Stack the party with anti-abortion politicians - some opposing termination even if rape ❌ Push “pro-family” policies that put women back in the home I guess the question is… Do you hate immigrants more than you love your rights?
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Marina Purkiss
10 days ago
Dear Reform-voting ladies… Do you know you’re voting for a party that wants to: ❌ Scrap the Equality Act - your legal protection against workplace discrimination & unequal pay ❌ Kill the Online Safety Act - the law protecting you from revenge porn
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Do Americans know David Attenborough or is he just a British national treasure?
10 days ago
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Mark Douglas
10 days ago
🚨 Exclusive: Shola Ameobi is to leave role as loans manager at
#nufc
. 🆕️ Moving into new expanded ambassador role and remains highly rated by club insiders but recruitment changes afoot. All the details here (free to read) 👇
inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Shola Ameobi out as Newcastle begin recruitment overhaul
Former striker moves into new role as Magpies revamp department they see as key to their evolution - plus: PIF's stance on adopting a multi-club model
https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/shola-ameobi-newcastle-loans-department-4408143?ito=link_share_article-top
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10 days ago
Does anyone know of a data source for fine grained 2026 election results? By which I mean votes per candidate per ward. Ideally as an api.
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Seth Vertelney
10 days ago
however much you think these heinous things cost, you are underestimating it
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This country man. Urgh.
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Razor
11 days ago
Ahead of the local elections tomorrow, please remember this: If you vote Reform, you're a stupid cunt. Thank you.
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Chris Waugh
12 days ago
⚫ Longest-serving Premier League head of medical 🕰️ ⚪ Club doctor at
#NUFC
since 2009 😷 ⚫ Expectation he may leave ➡️ 🩺
#NUFC's
highly respected head of medical, Dr Paul Catterson, is wanted by the Premier League to be their chief medical officer:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/725...
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Newcastle’s long-serving head of medical approached over Premier League role
Newcastle are aware of the approach for Dr. Paul Catterson, with some at the club anticipating a departure.
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7257691/2026/05/06/newcastle-head-of-medical-premier-league-catterson/
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Grey Eye Magpie
13 days ago
#NUFC
add a skeleton here at some point
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Chris Waugh
13 days ago
📻 Will be on BBC Newcastle's Total Sport from 7pm, if you want to tune in & hear my far-from-dulcet tones. 🗣️ There'll be plenty of
#NUFC
chat (I hope - otherwise they've called in the wrong journalist). 📞 Phone in if you want a chat & to get your questions/points addressed.
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Newcastle United
13 days ago
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Injury update: Lewis Miley | NUFC
Lewis Miley will miss the remaining three matches of the season after fracturing his fibula.
https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/injury-update-lewis-miley
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