Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey
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Lodi, Italy was the first Italian town with piped, domestic gas supplies. It then produced & harnessed a different power source in the form of a Tonali, Sandro. It feeds off a strict Moretti & Spaghetti diet rendering opponents immediately & forcefully horizontal.
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about 1 year ago
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Phil
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about 14 hours ago
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#TuchelOut
Imagine paying thousands to go and watch that. Woof.
1 day ago
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Kudos Konsa - what a tackle. Thought they’d got a pen.
1 day ago
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Alistair Coleman
1 day ago
PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE: No matter how hot it gets, don’t do this. MESSAGE ENDS.
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Parody Nigel Farage
1 day ago
Happy Brexit anniversary
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Unitybelle
1 day ago
Its Boston & its the USA's 250th birthday, and what are the people singing... "God Save The King" 😆Hurrah!
#WorldCup2026
#England
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What a canny lad Anderson seems. Never really heard him talk before. Even more gutted we sold him.
#nufc
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Viz Comic
1 day ago
subscriptions >>>
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Penk
1 day ago
"If you don't like him so much, why are you watching a game where he's playing?" "2 words; Christian Eriksen"
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I used to work for Geoff. He skilfully managed to sell the company for multiple millions. It then promptly went very bust. His timing seemed ‘convenient’.
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
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That looks nasty. Maybe there is a god?!
1 day ago
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Managed to move flat, change all bills etc yesterday. Tried to work in my south facing conservatory this morning. The blinds get done next week. I won’t be doing that again.
1 day ago
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I’m still amazed the cunt got a visa given his ‘rapy history’.
1 day ago
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He’s a hard man to like. He’s an easy man to despise.
1 day ago
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Hate to say…
add a skeleton here at some point
2 days ago
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You just build a team around him. What a guy. 🇦🇷
2 days ago
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West Lancs A Ives
2 days ago
Hydration break
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New office. I’ve had worse views.
2 days ago
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Tough wank.
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
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Who fancies drinking today? I’d like a Y: or No:0
4 days ago
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Geordie Jack
4 days ago
Is that English?
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My Ma Soiled Father’s Day. She’s been drinking since the meat started getting neglected.
4 days ago
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I don’t mean too alarm you. We all get jumpy when getting sectioned.
4 days ago
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My DM’s are blowing up. Last chance to submit. P.S. Please keep animals out of future submissions. Nobody wins.
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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Advertise your Bluesky account with a picture you hide from your partner.
4 days ago
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Nein
4 days ago
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Côte d'Ivoire have been turbo waxa. That is all. 🇨🇮
4 days ago
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Enjoying this but Drogba’s still a cunt.
4 days ago
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Big Al stopped short of saying “He was fucking shite for the Toon last season.” Restraint.
4 days ago
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Alistair Coleman
4 days ago
HYDRATION BREAK
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Well I’ll be a bare-arsed monkeys uncle.
4 days ago
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Here comes Bethell. Our very own blonde, Barbadian off-break bowler. 🏏
4 days ago
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Jim Edwards
5 days ago
Mouth of the Tyne - Jim Edwards Back in the studio today, after a day off yesterday. Whilst I remember, the studio will be closed next Saturday. If you’re in the Ouseburn today, do pop in. This limited edition print of Mouth of the Tyne is available:
www.jimedwardspaintings.com/store/p24/Mo...
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Reet, who’s doing Bruno watch? Just realised that’s next up. Tomorrow’s agenda is slipping slightly…
5 days ago
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Can they wheel in drunk Mel Gibson wearing a kilt in time for the hydration break™️? 🏴
5 days ago
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John Muller
5 days ago
Balogun and Robinson grew up in England Dest grew up in the Netherlands Tillman and McKennie learned to play in Germany Pepi grew up between El Paso and Juarez Weah's dad was the fucking president of Liberia I don't think one nation means what they think it does
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Andy Smith
5 days ago
Jon champion: You can see the Morocco fans, the Scotland support is mostly in the shade
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Have you ever seen that video of the Aussie dude who ends up in a fight with a kangeroo?! They need to channel his vibes.
5 days ago
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This lot need convicting again. 🇦🇺
5 days ago
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If Australia transform at half time and win 3-2 I may wank myself into oblivion.
5 days ago
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He may be so dense light bends around him, but I like Rooney. Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t want him managing the Toon as long as he has a hole in his arse. Seems a decent bloke though.
5 days ago
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Howay’s you Aussie bastards. You can win the hearts of the entire world tonight! 🇦🇺
5 days ago
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I’d like stay up for the Scotland match tonight so I’m drinking iced Irish coffees. What could possibly go wrong?!
5 days ago
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Mark Wood has to become a cricket pundit. I fucking love that lad. 🏏
5 days ago
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Don’t worry lads and lasses. We’re going to smash Liverpool on the opening day. They’ll realise we’ve duped them into buying every player we supposedly wanted. I’m quite often spectacularly wrong…
#nufc
5 days ago
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Happy Andy Burnham Day, for those who celebrate. For those who don’t. Have a nice day, cunt.
6 days ago
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I’m getting serious ‘ITV 4 vibes’ from the quality of this World Cup conference league match.
6 days ago
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We could introduce hydration breaks sponsored by Bovril during winter in the premier league… Thoughts?
6 days ago
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I never fancied having kids, until now.
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6 days ago
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