Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey
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Lodi, Italy was the first Italian town with piped, domestic gas supplies. It then produced & harnessed a different power source in the form of a Tonali, Sandro. It feeds off a strict Moretti & Spaghetti diet rendering opponents immediately & forcefully horizontal.
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7 months ago
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Euphoric Mess
about 3 hours ago
Woooooohhhhh we're halfway there. Wooooooo Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
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I’ve chosen a weekend to visit Paris when it’s actually forecast to be colder than the Toon. I wasn’t expecting tropical weather but fuck me. Luckily I’ll be 3 sheets to the wind and inhaling cheese.
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Andy Smith
about 3 hours ago
Whats got 3 thumbs and should really be checking their prison food for faeces on a daily basis ?
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Shinned that. Jammy bastard.
1 day ago
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Get in there Bonny lad!
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2 days ago
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Big Nick Appreciation Society in full swing tonight people.
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2 days ago
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I’m nursing a semi over the Darts™️ final. Impossible to pick a winner.
3 days ago
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#TuchelOut
3 days ago
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I’ve done all my boring adulting for the day. Now for the important stuff… Food prep Darts England match More darts Bed Happy Sundays.
3 days ago
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I’m the proud owner of a small headache. I think I have a leather allergy. This happens whenever I wake up with my shoes on…
4 days ago
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Calling all boxing fans… What time is the fight likely to start tonight? I’m thinking it may clash with Littler v Rock in the darts. I’m torn.
4 days ago
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Bruno plays at 4pm on ITV 4
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4 days ago
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In solidarity with that fat, orange sex offender I’m going to continue not paying my license fee. Great chat.
5 days ago
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markipoos2025
5 days ago
Can someone forward this to Mr Bruce?
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A Funny Old Game
7 days ago
It’s the anniversary of a spectacular solo goal for England U21 in Ireland, 1990. The scorer was a number 10 in long sleeves, with pace to burn, and a decent shot on him. This young lad might be one to watch, you know.
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It’ll all be academic when we win the Champions League and my bet comes home. In the meantime, be nice to Eddie please. He’s mint.
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9 days ago
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Bruno walks on water. Great chat.
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add a skeleton here at some point
10 days ago
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Luke. The other one.
10 days ago
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My intention is to start work at 7 tomorrow but the more darts I watch it feels like 9 or perhaps 10. It’s fucking lovely having the choice.
10 days ago
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He could play bit, could Ray.
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10 days ago
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Darts is now my favourite sport. After today, I’m done with football. I suspect this may be a temporary thing. Today hurt a bit.
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10 days ago
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Sometimes I forget how great Sandro is. Then he does something mint.
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10 days ago
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Into these, lads. No mercy
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10 days ago
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I went out for the first time in a long time for Toon beers yesterday. I am absolutely hanging out my ass. My personal highlight was being refused shots in Hooters. At that point I took the executive decision to gam h’yem. Cracking day.
11 days ago
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Sometimes people surprise you. In a good way.
12 days ago
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Despite our glorious victory this week Betfair aren’t offering a favourable cash out on my sure-fire winning bet. Mugs.
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12 days ago
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Trying to decide if I prefer Friday nights watching TOTP2 or staggering out of Popworld™️ to vomit.
12 days ago
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A Funny Old Game
13 days ago
It’s John Barnes’ birthday. So start your day with 35 seconds of musical bliss. “You’ve got to hold and give…”
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fesshole 🧻
13 days ago
Worked with a guy called Austin Healy; I kept calling him Vauxhall Nova thinking it was hilarious but it seemed he didn't as I was given a verbal warning by HR.
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TesticleOReilly
14 days ago
Thursday
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BDB puts ‘swaz’ on his headers. That’s my key takeaway from last night. And a hangover. Waxa.
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14 days ago
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To be fair to Liverpool fans, it’s really hard to understand why you’d rather live in Madrid than their cultural metropolis. *cough*
15 days ago
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Howay Madrid. Into these lightweights.
15 days ago
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James Dart
15 days ago
The no-look knighting, always risky
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Arise, Sir David: Beckham knighted by King Charles at Windsor Castle ceremony
Sir David Beckham received a knighthood at Windsor Castle on Tuesday for his services to sport and charity
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/nov/04/arise-sir-david-beckham-knighted-by-king-charles-windsor-castle
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It’s weird rooting for Pickford. I don’t like this. I may have an early night…
16 days ago
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I’ve always liked Everton, me. I just hide it well.
16 days ago
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To be fair to BDB, he is the best left winger I’ve ever seen with 7 fingers. Ever.
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17 days ago
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I am feeling a bit silly about this after being subjected to that…
17 days ago
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If I were Eddie I’d insist on meeting the owners at SJP, as opposed to their embassy after that. That was awful.
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17 days ago
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Lovely weather today. Wasn’t it?
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17 days ago
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I’m normally a glass half full type of guy. I’m currently eating that glass. It’s not pleasant.
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17 days ago
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In a sporting gesture to our opponents today, I’m going to get Hammered. That’s also likely to be the most civil thing I’ll say about them today. Howay the fookin’ lads. Into these!
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17 days ago
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BIG game today at some athletics track in Stratford. Naturally, I’m optimistic as we’re fucking class at the minute. Big Nick and his 1-metre dick to run the show. Great chat.
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18 days ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
18 days ago
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Sexy fucking times (again). Phew.
18 days ago
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Watching the arsenal game. They do look a bit handy, I must (reluctantly) admit.
18 days ago
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Frenchi
19 days ago
Putting this on again cos I think it’s fab ❤️
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I’d like to fellate myself while farting the tune of the The Blaydon Races™️. We can all have a (pipe) dream, it seems….
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add a skeleton here at some point
19 days ago
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Heavy gunfire.
add a skeleton here at some point
19 days ago
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Lord Harry
19 days ago
This from
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made me chuckle. No, *YOU* grow up......
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