What a beautiful day to be a Manchester United fan with immigrant heritage. He truly is one of Britain’s most embarrassing c…. #nufc

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Don't let it happen

#WATCH | The IDF flip over a man in a wheelchair and then attack those who try to help him.

#NUFC Well that was a great answer to the doom merchants

#NUFC Oh My Dog. Lee Ryder saying the same as me. I need a big drink. "But the truth is, Newcastle are failing to make the right calls in terms of selection, they are getting substitutions wrong, and they are bad at game management. All of that can be fixed, but it needs to start now."

#NUFC I agree Eddie has been let down by the hierarchy, especially in the summer but it's not them that picked Murphy over Elanga and it's not them making crap, predictable substitutions. The lack of in game management is also at Eddie's door. I'm not Eddie out, he deserves more than that but/2

#NUFC FLAT. No energy anywhere. I'm coming off here until at least tomorrow, me head's fallen off.

Just blocked another one for ridiculous comments about Eddie and his nephew. I'm not happy either but I left the dark place to avoid this shit. #NUFC

#NUFC yeah we've been tonked but we've missed 4 good chances🤫

#NUFC Elanga has arrived. Gerrin

#NUFC There was a slight ray of hope but realistically all I wanted was to not be embarrassed

This is brilliant

#NUFC Do we believe him?

#NUFC Is this a clue to team selection?

#NUFC Here's a screenshot reminder of the UCL coefficient.

I have to go to London next Tuesday/ Wednesday Newcastle are playing in London on Tuesday night …. Desperately seeking a ticket. ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️ #nufc

#NUFC The club has earned around 54m euros (£46.7m) from the Champions League campaign so far, analysis suggests. They have earned less than other English clubs owing to their lower coefficient ranking. Out and out corruption. We earn less than thet bigger clubs for doing the same. Impacts PSR too

Usually just do football on here but this is brilliant

#NUFC I forgot to add my Mrs. is an ex season ticket holder at Anfield. Double joy.

I'm so sick of this season. It's the crushed hope that kills you isn't it? Woke up at 4 a.m. it was the first thing I thought of. 😪 #NUFC

#NUFC If ever anyone needed a demonstration of why we need a top striker to progress that was it. So much possession, how many shots?

#NUFC Flattered to deceive in the 1st half but some good effort. Piss poor in the 2nd half. Subs completely ineffective. 4.1 is an embarrassment.

#NUFC None of the subs have done anything

#NUFC I have to trust Eddie but Gordon up top? How many times have we tried this and failed? If this goes wrong he'll be crucified.

I forgot this. Absolutely love it.

So everyone on Team MAGA has ended up on Team Genocide & Team Paedophile. Hard to fit all that on a baseball cap…

#NUFC I've verified this🤩

Ahead of tomorrow, let's go back 10.5-months vs. Liverpool. ⏮️👀 Sunday, 16 March, 2025 Wembley Stadium Liverpool 1-2 #Newcastle Safe to say, the best of my life and every other Toon supporter's. "IT'S THAT BOY FROM BLYTH!!" #NUFC #football #NewcastleUnited #NUFCFans #champions #fyp #reel #reels

#NUFC I love it

#NUFC as a big Nick Pope fan I am pleased he's getting the praise he deserves. Although we played well generally I was very disappointed in the amount of free headers we gave their defenders from long balls from him. Woltemade and Wissa both guilty. You've got to get in their faces!

#NUFC Well what a role reversal. Played in a low block and the champions of Europe couldn't break us down.

#NUFC It's TNT3 tonight folks. Hard to find sometimes.

#NUFC Latest football Rich List. The system is rigged, we're less than half of Liverpool's. The new system is better but it'll take years.

We're in some great company here mind #NUFC

How much are we paying the injury prevention people? #NUFC

So true #NUFC

#NUFC Well worth a read if you can get behind the paywall www.nytimes.com/athletic/697...

#NUFC 2 goal win tomorrow puts us 5th. Howay the Lads

#NUFC if you haven't got access to the Athletic a very interesting piece by George Caulkin gives the biggest stat of the night: Big chances created; Toon 4 City 2. Fine margins, we're missing way too many.

#NUFC "West Ham players would have to take a 50 per cent pay cut if club is relegated" So who we going for?

#NUFC 2nd time in less than a month we've played a team from Manchester reffed by a ref from Manchester😗

No Barnes 😱 #NUFC

Newcastle have done well but top of the list, surprise surprise, Chelsea and Manyoo.

Tickets for Wolves (A) are being sent tomorrow, Tuesday 14/01/26 Please share #NUFC

From one seller on Vinted. In hand and ready to ship 😂 Don’t fall for it, people. #NUFC

#NUFC Well .... me. The club have AG10 on the shortlist for MOTM

#NUFC AG10 did some good things today and on Wednesday but how many sitters has he missed this season?

Martinelli straight red or what? Appalling behaviour

#NUFC This is why Tonali hasn't been 100% (mebbes)