12 league defeats from 28 games played. Pretty shite, that. #NUFC

If we don’t pick up six points from the next two league games against this pair, we might as well pack it in. Absolutely dreadful #NUFC

Chelsea Dagger goal music being played at Stamford Bridge. 30 point deduction, or instant relegation, for tinpot behaviour like that.

No mention or discussion of this on MOTD, either. Move along, nothing to see here #NUFC

Despite the defeat, that’s the best performance at that place for years. Could’ve collapsed after going 1-0 down inside 15 mins, as we’ve done in previous visits, but something has changed mentally these last few weeks. There’s hope for remainder of the season! #NUFC

‘Fletch’ on commentary is in danger of wanking himself inside out here over Man City. #NUFC

Absolutely no mention or discussion at half time there about Dan Burn’s disallowed goal. Move along, nothing to see here. #NUFC

All in vain when we inevitably get Man City or Liverpool away in the next round. #NUFC

If a player gets a three game ban for serious foul play, surely Chris Kavanagh and his linesmen get a three game ban after that? #NUFC #ASTNEW

We not doing foul throws now??? #NUFC #ASTNEW

I don’t mind not having VAR but then you need competent officials. He’s about a yard offside from a dead ball, so no excuse for the linesman not to see it. #NUFC #ASTNEW

Is there a ban on home fans for this game? #MCINEW

Stood up as a junior member of the dressing room. Captained us to promotion. Led the team in the premier league. Captained the team in the champions league and lifted a trophy for us. Don’t ever underestimate the importance of Jamaal Lascelles to modern #nufc

I say it every season. There’s some deeply ingrained issue at this football club when it comes to going to Anfield. Same story, year after year after year. #NUFC

We won the sideways and backwards passing though. Every cloud. #NUFC

From one seller on Vinted. In hand and ready to ship 😂 Don’t fall for it, people. #NUFC

Just call me Mystic Mike! #NUFC

Botman for Thiaw Tino for Tonali Miley into midfield #NUFC

A win’s a win, but that was still a bit shite, wasn’t it? #NUFC

Surely Wissa is fit enough to start at Burnley on Tuesday. He has to. And Howe needs to somehow get him in there with Woltemade, not instead of. #NUFC

Man Utd fans still singing about someone not signing for them almost 30 years ago. Move on, lads.

If ever there was a game for Jacob Murphy instead of Elanga, it’s this one. #NUFC

As disappointing as that result is, cast your mind back ten days and you’re taking 7 points from Man City, Everton and Spurs, aren’t you? #NUFC

I suspect I’ll be saying this every time they’re in the starting line up. Brilliant, both of them. #NUFC

Isn’t it amazing what having two of the best young English full backs in the team can do? Outstanding today, the pair of them. #NUFC

Anthony Elanga looks like he’s won a competition in Shoot magazine to play for #NUFC.

I rest my case. #NUFC

Half time substitutions: Lewis Hall for Dan Burn John Burridge for Nick Pope #NUFC

Does Nick Pope know he can unclench his hands and use them to catch the ball? #NUFC

Harry Kane there, not happy with Luis Diaz’s red card for a scissor tackle on Hakimi. Yes, this Harry Kane. #NUFC

Well, it was nailed on he’d score. Every single time. #NUFC

Another ballot, another unsuccessful application. Well worth spending the money on memberships. #NUFC

Until #NUFC get over the apparent inability to see out games against the top teams, we’ll never become one.

Another day, another ballot fail. At least the club have made a fortune by selling unlimited memberships, hey. #NUFC

Elanga could run riot against these. Him for Murphy, please, and Miley for one of the centre backs. #NUFC

Anyone know what Antoine Siberski is up to these days? #NUFC

It’s gonna be Dominic Calvert-Lewin and/or Nicolas Jackson, isn’t it? #NUFC

I know it’s only pre-season, but fuck me we’re a difficult watch. #NUFC

This calls for a Leyton Orient moment. #NUFC

Federico Dimarco’s first half display reminiscent of Paul Sweeney and Mark Stimson in their pomp. #NUFC

Tino Livramento couldn’t cross a pools coupon with his stronger right foot. His weaker left foot, however…….. #NUFC

You know what this #NUFC performance is crying out for? A left-footed left back. So many times Livramento has got into a decent crossing position and then cut back.

On a dodgy run of form and need a confidence boosting win? Have a new striker struggling to get off the mark? Step forward Newcastle United. Always ready to solve your problems for you. Absolutely pathetic 45 minutes there. #NUFC

Brilliant performance by Bournemouth today. They were as good as Newcastle were bad. #NUFC

All about the Sarge bobble today. Got to keep warm in this weather! #NUFC @footballbobbles.bsky.social

Robbie Fowler there, clearly having done his homework on #NUFC. Told Eddie Howe the home form hasn’t been great this year. 5 defeats in 25 home league games since the start of last season suggests otherwise.

13 years ago today - RIP Gary Speed 🖤🤍💔 Check in on your mates. If you are struggling please speak to someone. Its OK not to be OK #NUFC #GarySpeed

It’s all Jason Tindall’s fault for ditching his Adidas Originals tracksuit. #NUFC

Well, one thing’s certain. Dan Burn strides back into that back four with his 48” inside legs. #NUFC

Here they are!! #NUFC