As disappointing as that result is, cast your mind back ten days and you’re taking 7 points from Man City, Everton and Spurs, aren’t you? #NUFC

I suspect I’ll be saying this every time they’re in the starting line up. Brilliant, both of them. #NUFC

Isn’t it amazing what having two of the best young English full backs in the team can do? Outstanding today, the pair of them. #NUFC

Anthony Elanga looks like he’s won a competition in Shoot magazine to play for #NUFC.

I rest my case. #NUFC

Half time substitutions: Lewis Hall for Dan Burn John Burridge for Nick Pope #NUFC

Does Nick Pope know he can unclench his hands and use them to catch the ball? #NUFC

Harry Kane there, not happy with Luis Diaz’s red card for a scissor tackle on Hakimi. Yes, this Harry Kane. #NUFC

Well, it was nailed on he’d score. Every single time. #NUFC

Another ballot, another unsuccessful application. Well worth spending the money on memberships. #NUFC

Until #NUFC get over the apparent inability to see out games against the top teams, we’ll never become one.

Another day, another ballot fail. At least the club have made a fortune by selling unlimited memberships, hey. #NUFC

Elanga could run riot against these. Him for Murphy, please, and Miley for one of the centre backs. #NUFC

Anyone know what Antoine Siberski is up to these days? #NUFC

It’s gonna be Dominic Calvert-Lewin and/or Nicolas Jackson, isn’t it? #NUFC

I know it’s only pre-season, but fuck me we’re a difficult watch. #NUFC

This calls for a Leyton Orient moment. #NUFC

Federico Dimarco’s first half display reminiscent of Paul Sweeney and Mark Stimson in their pomp. #NUFC

Tino Livramento couldn’t cross a pools coupon with his stronger right foot. His weaker left foot, however…….. #NUFC

You know what this #NUFC performance is crying out for? A left-footed left back. So many times Livramento has got into a decent crossing position and then cut back.

On a dodgy run of form and need a confidence boosting win? Have a new striker struggling to get off the mark? Step forward Newcastle United. Always ready to solve your problems for you. Absolutely pathetic 45 minutes there. #NUFC

Brilliant performance by Bournemouth today. They were as good as Newcastle were bad. #NUFC

All about the Sarge bobble today. Got to keep warm in this weather! #NUFC @footballbobbles.bsky.social

Robbie Fowler there, clearly having done his homework on #NUFC. Told Eddie Howe the home form hasn’t been great this year. 5 defeats in 25 home league games since the start of last season suggests otherwise.

13 years ago today - RIP Gary Speed 🖤🤍💔 Check in on your mates. If you are struggling please speak to someone. Its OK not to be OK #NUFC #GarySpeed

It’s all Jason Tindall’s fault for ditching his Adidas Originals tracksuit. #NUFC

Well, one thing’s certain. Dan Burn strides back into that back four with his 48” inside legs. #NUFC

Here they are!! #NUFC

Final straw for me on Twitter was this banger only getting 11 likes

Eee, I feel like a proud parent!!! #NUFC #England

A couple of hours on here and it’s already infinitely better than the cesspit. No adverts for Temu, no bots, no arguing and name calling (yet!). Just people interacting and being nice to each other, like it always should be!