#NUFC I'm going to take a lot of dragging out of The Hotspur at 5:10 this Saturday mind.... 🍻🍻🍻

#NUFC 5 Subs NOW! Get the bairns on....

A handful of Lords now threaten the assisted dying Bill’s chance of becoming law. This isn’t scrutiny; it’s a minority exploiting procedure to block democracy and deny dying people choice. The fightback starts now. Email your MP today and urge them to speak out: www.dignityindying.org.uk/emailMP

We watch with dismay as the House of Lords once again makes headlines for all the wrong reasons. Extensive filibustering and a record number of amendments from unelected peers now mean it is almost certain that the Assisted Dying Bill will fail. 🧵 observer.co.uk/opinion-and-...

#NUFC Match Day. It's going to be a tough watch. All I'm really hoping for is to get through injury free. #HTL

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The remaining 10% were revealed to be fuckwits.

#totp Eh? Did they not let this lot out of the studio last week?

#totp That "dance" routine was a bit Lower Fifth Drama Class

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Sausage.

Left or right

#NUFC about £21 for the visa for Azerbaijan. Looks pretty straight forward getting it. Your passport must have 6months left on it.

The Super Mario Bros Sausage

#NUFC Not great www.gov.uk/foreign-trav...

#NUFC Anyone bothered to read this or is it the usual Reach clickbait?

Dear voter, sick of the other parties and tempted by Reform UK? Don’t be daft. Don’t do it. They’re not your friends. Unless you are already rich, this report proves that they will only make your life and your family’s lives worse talkingupscotlandtwo.com/2026/01/28/d...

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#NUFC Garden this morning. #TwoForJoy #HTL

In places the visibility is down to 10m on the A1 North. Arseholes with no lights on belting past me at about 70mph. No just no Fog Lights, no lights at all.

New video analysis from NYT confirms agent who pepper-sprayed Pretti fired 1st shot after he was disarmed. 1st shot was not Pretti’s gun accidentally discharging or other MAGA hogwash. He & another agent then fired 9 more shots at unarmed Pretti, who was no threat. www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...

Hate is never satisfied until it destroys everything.

Board of Peace - Season 1

Pele was decent but I never saw him bend a header.

#TheTraitors He had 5 chances to shank Rachel, but what a bloke! Kept his word.

Has Wissa got a chant yet? #NUFC

I feel like the lion roar on the MGM logo for the Masters of the Universe trailer should have been Cringer/BattleKat. Missed a trick there.

👶 Leonardo’s first time at St James’ Park last night, watching his daddy play Champions League football ⚽️✨ #NUFC #NUFCNews #Newcastle #EPL #FBLifestyle Paul | Magpie 24/7

#NUFC #HTL Hmmm?

#NUFC Give him the No 9 shirt! #HTL BA9NES

#NUFC Wor Captain #HTL

#DAVOS #TDS

Farage failed to declare over £380,000 in outside earnings on top of his MP's salary. He's lining his pockets when he should be standing up for Britain. www.parliament.uk/globalassets...

Whatever Farage says, remember this tweet

It'll be a good excuse for accepting the "gift" from Qatar

#NUFC Well, we didn't lose I suppose.

#NUFC The problem is we just continue to play the same way, same system even when it's not working. Howe doesn't seem to have a Plan B

#NUFC Sandro off and Miley on maybe?

#NUFC Apart from hoofing crosses in to a non-existent striker I can't see what we're supposed to be doing or even trying to do.

#NUFC I'm getting the feeling that Big Nick isn't actually a striker after all.

Big Nick will never get a foul awarded

#BBCNews Get this snivelling Tory shite Chris Mason off.

We cannot catch a break man, so many unlucky deflections and bounces in their box, they get one deflected cross and it falls straight to Semenyo to tap in ffs 😭 #NUFC #NEWMCI

Turns out VAR disallowed the second goal after realising it was scored by a Bournemouth player. #NUFC

#NUFC To tell the truth I always thought the cup-tied rule was nonsense anyway. Still it would've helped us tonight.

#NUFC I hope Big Joe can keep his cool 2nd half. He's being targeted in turns for a wind-up. Not a bad 1st half. At least Wissa is getting in position, just needs his finishing boots on.

#NUFC Chris Kavanagh who was born in Ashton-under-Lyne. #newmci ?

#NUFC We're getting in there but not finishing. Barnes would be better as a No.9

Happy birthday Freya Gregory! 🎉