#NUFC I haven't seen anyone commenting on the fact Big Nick is nowhere to be seen on that teamsheet...

#NUFC Pope dropped. Pun intended.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202... NoT rAcIsT

Bonne nuit mes amis.

#NUFC That was garbage. I couldn't even jump out of my seat at the 2-2 as I knew it was pointless. Shame we couldn't afford a striker last summer

#NUFC Matchday! #HTL Taking my wife's French cousin to the match. He was there for the 1-0 v Arsenal so considers himself as a lucky charm. 2-1 🤞

ok I think there are a few bugs that need ironing out 😜

#NUFC How does the draw work for the next round?

#NUFC Might wake us up and provide some entertainment

#NUFC How did Walcott become an old bloke all of a sudden?

#pakveng Surely that bowling action is covered by "unfair play"?

#NUFC Anyone know what Luke Edwards wrote in the Torygraph this morning? Something about a new stadium tied to regeneration of the city... It's behind a paywall and it's that newspaper so..

#NUFC Ah well. We gave it a go. Never expected anything there. Saying that I wasn't expecting anything much from the last four games but we've done well.

#NUFC I feel we can still get a draw out of this.

#NUFC Commentary off.

#NUFC Too easy

Fuck me, but can you remember when googling something actually gave you an answer? It's dead, they've killed it as a search engine. In fact the "Internet" is now dead and mostly useless. #NUFC and #isanybodyoutthere

Sweating yet?

Trade Union Congress: "Young people: We can't afford our rent. Multi-millionaire Reform MP Richard Tice: We're going to cut your pay."

Via dot com. Superb.

www.theguardian.com/football/whe... #NUFC The same thing would happen here if NUFC moved out of the city centre. Not that I think they'll ever build a new stadium anyway.

I should have sent this to the Qarabag team. 😂 #NUFC

Qarabag finished above PSV, Marseille, Napoli and Benfica so maybe not the mugs being suggested by the TNT commentary (which I think was disrespectful tbh). Maybe NUFC should be getting a bit more credit rather than laughing at the ‘funny foreign team’?

#NUFC Dissapointed with that game.

"No free NHS, no state pension, reduced minimum wage, high council tax. NOT ONE POLICY FOR US THE PEOPLE. Please share" via Joyce Duncan

#NUFC Bairns on at home to these.

#NUFC This lad is good mind. Can we sign him up for the league games?

#NUFC That's not a penalty IMO mind.

#NUFC Could be 4 or 5 up. This is lovely

#NUFC A friendly reminder that the KO is 5:45 GMT. Only popping this on here as my brother just reminded me.

Hi, my name is Suella Braverman. I was a minister in the government that broke Britain. I am so furious that I was a part of breaking Britain that I want you to vote for me to fix the f ups I made because it had nothing to do with me whatsoever.

Staggering that 24% of voters in this advanced country continue to believe in a bunch of entitled bigots with unworkable policies, whose very ideas put us in the abject chaos we are in. Truly God awful idiots, and I make no apology for saying that.

Three FA Cup ties, three PL opponents. Seven domestic cup ties in total, six against PL opponents. #NUFC

#WinterOlympics That was TENSE! How did he make that time up? 0.47s

Fighting age man flees his homeland to seek asylum on overcrowded island.

#MOTD So.... If Burnley are meant to be this great "Family Club™" how come there's no bugger there for a Saturday afternoon FA Cup game?

Gotta feel sorry for the officials, all that effort and they still lost #nufc

#NUFC #HTL #ASTNEW Well done on beating 14 men lads

Unlucky ref, you tried your best mate #Nufc

#NUFC HAPPY BIRTHDAY Big Nick xxx🎂

#WinterOlympics #BigAir All of these athletes should get a bloody medal. This is insane! It gives me the wobbles just seeing the view on the telly.

#NUFC #HTL Either gross incompetence or blatant corruption from these officials. Take your pick. #ASTNEW

#NUFC Need to change now. Not when they get a 2nd.

So what we've learned is that these fucking idiots can't operate without VAR anymore. #NUFC

#NUFC OFFSIDE. PENALTIES. RED CARD. All as blatant as you're ever likely to see.

#NUFC Linos are now so used to VAR doing their job for them that they can't do the basics now. Miles offside.

#ASTNEW Well, I wouldn't complain about VAR now. Miles offside.

#NUFC Offside surely. VAR would've chalked it off.

#NUFC If nowt else it's an interesting starting 11. #HTL