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Jesus TNT commentary on the Chelsea and Liverpool is so bad. Fofana runs away pointing at Fernandez, holds his hands up palms facing in a *not me* gesture. Repeatedly points at Fernandez again and Fletcher/McCoist talk for five minutes about how he's claiming it. They're still talking about it.

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4 Films for April, the only rule is I've never watched them before. Two new films One Battle After Another & Weapons. Preferred Weapons which quickly created a unsettling atmosphere, Madigan excellent. #filmsky

4 books for April. I Who Have Never Known Men, my favourite though incredibly bleak. Blood Orange, a different take on a crime thriller, but ending a bit clumsy & some characters are 2D. Have already forgotten the plot of Another Missing Person. Enjoyed Yellowface, barrels along at pace. #booksky

General feeling is that Man City likely to score more goals than Arsenal so if they both win all games it will be City. But Man City also more likely to drop points, as they have two dangerous fixtures left to Arsenal's one.

Still want Arsenal to win the thing, but Arteta makes it v.difficult. He knows both decisions are ok, but he's trying to pressure officals by creating a media storm. The chances of something terrible happening & us all wringing our hands asking how we got radicalised fans remain non zero.

Two teams fighting themselves just as much as each other. Makes for terrible viewing. #nufc

Rochdale - York (2 af 2) York udligner og rykker dermed op i League 2. Vilde scener 😂 Fodbold 😍

Worth a minute of every football fans time (save Rochdale).

Spurs & Chelsea both on their 3rd manager of the season. Man Utd losing to Grimsby was just another day at the office. Liverpool cant get their superstars to play together. All had historic losing runs, requiring a check of the record books. Villa deep in Europe. #nufc monkey paw curls a finger.

In the tie against Porto, Notts Forest have had the benefit of a ridiculous own goal, a deflected goal & a red card. On the negative, Chris Wood is pretty lucky to still have two legs following the red card challenge.

One if the things Bluesky does well, is wind itself up into middle class fury after a football game. DCL incidental contact with the defender has become a forearm smash which the def was lucky to survive whilst DCL having his hair pulled is now an accidental brushing.

What a nice fella.

Wafted at a wide one one again has he?

Went into the intl break three weeks ago with a set of terrible, damaging results for this household's teams It hasnt got any better.

First decent bit of possession and we score. Strangely muted celebration. Not sure what that was about, but it matched the mood of the match I suppose which is being played with the enthusiasm of someone looking at insurance renewal quotes. #nufc

If anyone reading this is at Selhurst Park, or in the south london area, could you nip down to the dugout and tell the lads the game has started? #nufc

Liverpool very fortunate there. More penalty than not. One of those that in the Premier Lge wouldn't ha e been overturned either way.

I take comfort from the fact that history will bury the guy. He'll have no legacy, everything he has done will be undone & his willing foot soldiers chased to the ends of the earth as the scales fall from the deceived. He'll be a scare story, a line. Mention of his name only with 'never again'

I take comfort from the fact that history will bury the guy. He'll have no legacy, everything he has done will be undone & his willing foot soldiers chased to the ends of the earth as the scales fall from the deceived. He'll be a scare story, a line. Mention of his name only with 'never again'

Omg

Even the dog looks embarrassed.

Can we have one season please which is not predicated with how the end is coming for long form #cricket. Its like a doomsday cult and has been for at least thirty years.

I don't know who needs to know this, maybe people who have been made to sit through #enguru by a family member, but on ITV4 World Heavyweight Champion Apollo Creed has just agreed to fight unknown journeyman Rocky Balboa. Most think an easy night for Creed, but I'm not so sure.

They're going to talk about the referee messing up the yellow/red card until the end of time. Nobody cares. At all.

Been thinking the last couple of days, for all the paper talk of Bruno/Tonali leaving. Its the position we'd choose to not spend big on a replacement. If Miley is going to make it at the highest lvl. One of them will have to make way at some point to give him a proper run at it. #nufc

The mood is pretty grim, demanding the manager be sacked has broken the SM barrier into the real world & apparently every decent player is leaving. And it might get worse, I think we might be facing another 'stadium announcement soon' tweet. #nufc

Below expectations & losing the last 2games before a 3week break is bad. Conceding 7 in one & losing late after being ahead in the other makes it very bad One of those games being the derby, & ppl will be out for blood. Lots to dwell on for 3 weeks & no quick turnaround to change the mood #nufc

If we looked at it the other way round ie who is likely to leave. Krafth, Trippier, Targett, Ramsdale, Osula, Pope. Thats already 6, who wont bring in a deal of money. 4/5 of whom need to be replaced in the squad depending on Neave. That suggests a big sale to me to fund some of this #nufc

Worse things happen at sea. Like Neil's parents coming over for tea. #nufc

I dont listen to #Talksport, no criticism, just not for me. I have the app in case I'm out running errands during a game so I can listen to the commentary, so I get notifications. Their latest clickbait, team x losing, manager must be sacked/resign at half time/immediately is patricularly tedious

I literally cant be embarrassed by #nufc playing football, I remember getting beat 6-1 at Orient.

Well, at least the bedwetters are happy. The usual suspects going about a post every 30secs at the moment.

Thats a penalty. #nufc

Brilliant hit from Eze, would like to see the celebration again. I think he means to hold out the badge but has gone the wrong bit of the shirt, as if its in the middle of the shirt rather than on the left. Several secs before he realises then he pulls at the right bit of the shirt.

A fundamental problem with SM is that many people equate an individual having expertise in one area, with a general sense their views are equally knowledgeable in others areas. They're provided with a general aura of authority which people repeat without much thought.

Would like to meet the designer of the #Arsenal ticket hub app if possible. I just wanna talk.

Thought Botman & Ramsey in particular were excellent. #nufc

That goal doesnt get any better on replay for Chelsea. Wide open, not in a straight line, one player Jogging back. #nufc

After today, the league fixtures look a little more inviting. Of the last 8, only Arsenal looks impossible. I think we could still get to 55pts or so. #nufc

The TV studio coverage of football in the UK remains almost uniformly awful. I tend to try and avoid it, but have been forced to listen to five minutes of Martin Keown & I just dont know what the point of it is. Guess what, his view aligns with whatever a club comms statement would incl.

Each to their own, but honestly, 1st appearance in the last 16 of the biggest club competition in the world for two decades playing against one of the biggest clubs in the world. #nufc

Whoever is doing Karma for ex-footballers today. Just like to say well done, big fan. You know he'd hate it if the club that sacked him beat Barcelona tonight & they do say these things come in 3s. #nufc

The only possible way we could have been pointlessly deeper and more passive in the last 20mins would have been to rent a room above dive bar in 1940s Paris and lament the evils of fascism whilst wearing a turtleneck jumper & chain smoking. #nufc

Didnt celebrate at all. Thought he was a yard offside. Though if anyone wants an omen. The last time I didnt celebrate a goal against the big six was vs Arsenal in Lge Cup SF last yr. Make of that what you fancy. And obviously fuck VAR #nufc

Get the feeling if we're going to do this, we need to do it early. Want to be ahead in the 1st 20mins. #nufc

Sensible decision making from the #nufc faithful here.