Wish I was drinking.

Recieved a black Friday email from Arsenal. Thought I'll check the cost of a Russo shirt for the youngest. £84, without the name. Football in the UK deserves to fucking die.

Be surprised if there weren't a few changes tonight. We played 72hrs ago. Its the 2nd game of 9 in 29 days & less important than some. Basically, can everyone try to keep their shit together if the big lad is at LB. Hall can't play every game and A.Murphy is seemingly not in contention #nufc

Disappointed to lose but can't complain really, not every Saturday do you wake up to great head. #ashes

Its been a ridiculous test, both supporters posting like they're losing. But if at the start of the game you offered me: Australia need to make the highest score of the match & over 200. I'd probably have taken that. #ashes

Nothing in that session will make Duckett/Pope's end of series highlight reel, but they were some really tough, important runs scored. #ashes

There's this woman doing an absolutely wild social experiment on TikTok. She calls random US churches with the sound of a baby crying in the background, explain the baby hasn't eaten in over 12 hours, and asks for 1 bottle of baby formula. She has a public spreadsheet of how each one responded. 1/3

(All those) & Horizon, BBC Bite Size, the News Quiz, BBC4 Music night incl TOTP, Rolling News coverage, Sports Report. When something really important happens ppl don't put on Sky News. During Covid the BBC was central to Gvmt plans & the UKs wellbeing. Now ppl contemplating chucking it away.

Not saying online relations between the happy clappers & the bedwetters are a bit strained at the moment. But if we lose to the Mackems there might be some going to the mattresses. #nufc

We've had a shite week, losing two games against bottom half sides after being ahead in both. If we'd won both we would be exactly where we need to be league wise. For me the issue is clearly the inability to breakdown teams when we've got the majority of the ball & a lack intensity. #nufc

I'm not a qualified sports science man. But the team has looked lethargic & has lacked the intensity which we rely on in the last few weeks. I'd guess playing the same side again & again was asking for trouble. Would like to more regular rotation of the best 5/6 who aren't 1st choice. #nufc

I know twitter is a cesspit of racists, cranks and conspiracy theorists. But the clearest example of online radicalisation atm is Arsenal Bluesky. Every weekend is like this. This isnt even an egregious example.

Cant lie, like it when we win games of football. Makes me feel happy. So dont care for the big list of players that are terrible & we're going to be relegated tonight. After a win & clean sheet in the Champs Lge can't we just be happy? Its getting a bit existential this online #nufc unhappiness.

Looks very much like two sides with no form & both k ow the other is struggling. Lots of frantic attempts to keep/progress the ball. The couple of times both sides have strung a few passes together they've created openings. #nufc

Country representation In the current Champipns league table (top 11) England.... 6 Germany.. 2 Italy ...........1 Spain.........1 France.......1 I dont think this is good for football tbh. #ucl #championsleague

Has Gordon made a successful pass yet? Like one pass to a lad in black and white? #nufc

God I miss Newcastle.

I've had to drop the treadmill to walking pace to check Gordon & Woltemade aren't injured. Thankfully at 2-1 down we've just decided to take off the two players who score goals, for err reasons. #nufc

Putting this on again cos I think it’s fab ❤️

Hi @priceoffootball.bsky.social not sure you're right in the last pod about the owners losing interest in nufc women. We've made a lot of signings this summer, some high profile. But not started well & the manager has been sacked. The extra promotion places are an incentive to 'roll the dice'.

Gordon & Miley in particular excellent tonight. Gordon's relationship with Big Nick developing & no question for me now, Miley's best pos is a No 6. #nufc

If we don't score early. The ref being on the lenient side re red/yellow cards might be a problem for us. #nufc

Even Van Dijk wouldn't get away with that.

A point tonight at home to a pot 2 side keeps us on track for 11pts which with a good goal difference might well be enough. Looking at the early table though 4 of the 6 sides we play are currently outside of qualifying. Maybe we've had a much better draw than many pundits thought. #nufc

'Any allied memorabilia father?'

He's still going. Must be due to hit the discover page shortly.

Literally gasped. Americans gonna America.

Retired guys in Chicago are experts on just about everything nowadays. No, you won't guess.

With this front three and Tonali sliding passes through. I'd guess that isn't the last goal this season we score from an opposition corner/set piece. #nufc

That is two repeats of the AC Milan game, (over chasing a game and losing) already this season. Really should have learned the lesson by now. #nufc

Think that's 1-1 in the decision stakes. #NEWARS

If you're angry because we've started caring about players with potential head injuries, I'd suggest you've got hpur priorities all wrong. #nufc

I think Pope should go down with an injury for a minute or two. Regroup, have a chat about it. #NEWARS

Bit of a let off with the thinnest of edges on the ball from Pope saving a penalty there. #NEWARS

This would be embarrassing on day 2. But eleven weeks later this guy still posting daily that his football club won a pre season tournament, never getting any response.

Champions. #cricket

Bloody hell, thats a hit. Fair play to him. (Awful defending from Miley) #nufc

I want 10 of the 11 starters against Arsenal to sit tonight out & I'd only play Joelinton because there is no one else. So I'm hoping for starts for Osula, both Murphy's, Barnes, Lascelles, Krafth, Trips Let's take our chances with the expensive squad & if Bradford win, good luck to them #nufc

Ekitike is obviously a great footballer with marmalade for brains. Apart from the fact both bookings were entirely avoidable. I think it makes it worse that he did the Messi holding up his shirt celebration for what was basically tapping the ball into an empty net.

Quite possible that having 6 rather than 7 midfielders is going to hurt us over the next 2 weeks Presumably, either Joelinton or Bruno will play against Bradford We have 3 tough games against Arsenal, Union SG & Forest, which we'd have identified as wins & wanted our 1st choice mid fresh for #nufc

No idea who the Wolves vs Leeds commentator is, but I'm all for him. 'Instead of blandly saying what he sees' his commentary for two of Leeds goals was just shouting 'woah Goal!' #motd

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Thing is, the game is a bit boring, isn't it? There is no uncertainty about the outcome & there hasnt been since kick off. All the richest clubs at home to middle/lower ranked club are like this. With no uncertainty it's not really the same sport, not sure the Merseyside derby should be this.

Sometimes, just occasionally, everything goes right & you blow up the Death Star. Today is one of those days. #cricket

This quiz question is illustrative of just how shit football has become. When Liverpool became the 5th side to do this, they'd dominated for years & it had happened 5 times in first 100yrs of the Football League, fans knew this was a goal for LFC It's now happened another 8 times in the 36yrs since.

I don't want to play both sides of the argument during a time of heightened emotions when basic facts are ignored & our fundamental rights under threat. But I can't stay silent Spurs fans singing 'champions of Europe' is just as bad as Arsenal fans singing 'North London forever' #nufc

Once again, Arsenal fortunate to get a goal from a deflection I see.

He's running.

Would International tournament qualifying benefit from the Swiss model? Or possibly asymmetrical groups? Surely it can't be any worse. #ENGAND #NUFC #england