More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

The public comment period on EPA's proposed rescinding of the endangerment finding ended yesterday. Participation appears to have been robust.

Mildly annoyed the rapture didn’t occur because Republican Evangelicals want God to take them away from us and so do we, so it would have been a real win-win for all involved.

Nintendo I will go out and pay $600 for a Switch 2 tomorrow if you let your copyright lawyers go feral on the US government the way they go after someone doing a fanmade Mario game.

What if the rapture happened a long time ago but only Amelia Earhart made the cut?

Charlie Kirk never cared about debates.

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

I've been having the craziest fucking dreams lately wtf. All of them have been very vivid, but also extremely bizarre at the same time.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Whether they're blaming vaccines and Tylenol, or selling dubious "remedies," what they're really doing is promoting the perception that families (and especially mothers) can prevent and treat Autism. And thus also the perception that people with Autism and their families don't need social support.

There's a wrong way and a right way to report this

Good hed from @apnews.com

"it's too much liquid" going into the baby, instantly up there with the injecting bleach moment.

tylenol also made me a girl, so go ahead and write that down.

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

RFK Jrs eyes are uncomfortably small. They won’t fit his weird leather face proportions.

Autistic and neurodivergent people deserve far better than a government looking to prevent their existence, let alone one that will invent fictitious ways to do so that puts everyone in danger

Only a good guy with autism can defeat a bad guy with autism

As for me, I'm putting on my sexiest set of underwear so that the Lord can admire my ass.

It truly says something about post-irony Internet humor that I legitimately cannot tell if this woman is doing a bit or is serious.

Holy shit RFK Jr just used the idea that we should "believe all women" to defend the idea that vaccines might have caused their kids' autism, I am INCANDESCENT with rage

The Regime couldn’t even keep him off the air for a full week. they are fascists, yes, but they are also pathetic losers.

I have zero fucking sense of humor about this rfk shit. besides the obviously gross misreprestation/othering/etc of autistic people it's catastrophic from any sound scientific POV. any doctor who consults governmental guidelines for anything at all under this admin is guilty of malpractice

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I cannot even imagine how horrific dating is. Respect to everyone who still thinks trying to date men is worth their time.

You know what would be more helpful than censoring art? Comprehensive sex education, including consent, actual consequences for people who harm others sexually, protection for sex workers, and a general culture of understanding and taking seriously these real-world crimes. Just a thought.

Crockett: "I'm gonna honor someone who decided they were going to proclaim I was involved in the 'great white replacement'? Yeah, I'm not honoring that ... it's unfortunate more of my colleagues even on my side couldn't see the amount of harm this man was attempting to inflict upon our communities"

Sometimes I’m knocked back on my heels by just how much of a fucking loser Elon Musk is. A lot of rich weirdo freaks are the types you wouldn’t have been caught dead hanging out with in high school, but Musk is the guy *they* wouldn’t have been caught dead hanging out with.

Oh shit oh fuck the xenomorphs have Adidas now

Go fash, lose cash

Matthew McConaughey:

i do like that The Mouse failed to foresee liberals voting with their wallets almost a full year into a boycott that is bleeding Target dry as we speak

Last thing we're doing: Going to a jousting tournament. Very excited foe our kitschy fun!

Michael Eisner, welcome to the Resistance.

Chocolate Cookiesaurus (1988-1999): Crunchy cookies from Sunshine Biscuits, made with real chocolate, shaped like 6 different dinosaurs

People really need to learn how to step away if they disagree with something. Like, I don't have anything valuable to contribute to the discussion re protests personally (so I won't). I just think piling on to @angryblacklady.bsky.social over a pretty commonplace opinion is not okay.

I’ve finished setting up my government-mandated shrine to St. Charlie Kirk. I will pray to Him every day that I can become more and more racist in my remaining years. As required by law.

Instead of flooding the zone with protest takes, have some photos from Valley of Fire State Park.

I can’t believe I have to care about Jimmy Kimmel. This is the worst thing Trump has ever inflicted on the American people.

Writers Guild protest is starting now at the Disney gate in Burbank….

So many leaders in business and academia, so many politicians, clearly assuming that if they just go along with the fascists a little bit, they’ll survive and everything will be back to normal soon… This is not how it works, people! Read some history!

A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.

The most "stare into the abyss" realization I have been having lately - they cave not out of fear or devotion to his cause, but rather they just believe that doing what Trump says is better for business than fighting him over it.

In all honesty the feeling of not having speech protections is palpable. I can feel it in my chest. A little burst of fear when I post something objectionable followed by an innate star-spangled "fuck you"

sorry but at some point you have to stop being concerned about appearing cool and detached and actually start believing in things, even if it means defending the rights of stupid people like jimmy kimmel

Turns out it's a lot easier to turn it all into state media when there are like 5 media companies instead 5,000.

genuinely crazy that this is happening on behalf of charlie kirk of all people

If you’re rich and not a coward, this is what you’d refer to as a “market opportunity” to dominate a media ecosystem that’s about to be covered in grotesque government slop. To be a pop of color in a sea of beige will be easier than ever. People will flock to it. You gotta be a little brave, though.

People want everything to be a binary between dooming and “we’re so back” but I’ll just say this is both a really troubling attack on press freedom and an open admission that your regime is fragile enough to feel threatened by Jimmy fucking Kimmel

I never have a good concept of when to dress up for a restaurant. I feel very underdressed whwre I am right now 😬