Eurovision fans: "It can't go on like this, can it?" EBU:

Dear Taoiseach, you're incapable of understanding that there's nothing about these words or this image that offers a hopeful future to young (or old) people. Your party is the opposite of hope, you are the cement shoes around this drowning country's feet. #SpeirGorm

Nigel Farage told The Sun he can't be bought by anyone... He was literally bought and said 'Up the Ra' for £80.

First time in many years that I'm not watching Eurovision. 🙁 No hate to those still watching or participating, it's just too tainted right now for me to enjoy it the same way as I did before. As Bambie Thug once said: "Fuck the EBU"

New James Bond: terrible suggestions only

The only way young people will have hope on housing is for Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael to be fucked out of government for a long time.

Madam I guarantee you will be within 20ft of a nonce throughout the entire march

Ranking the 8 that I have read, from favourite to least favourite: 1. The Handmaid's Tale 2. Midnight's Children 3. Never Let Me Go 4. Nineteen Eighty-Four 5. Bleak House 6. Lolita 7. The Road 8. The Great Gatsby

I've read 8 out of 100 on the list. How many have you read? www.theguardian.com/p/x4f9v5 I have several more of them on my shelf waiting to be read, but there are so many books and such little time. 😫

This artwork is titled "Architecture in the Moonlight" (Architecture au clair de lune), painted by the Belgian surrealist artist René Magritte in 1956.

When your phone memory is full, but you'd rather delete your banking app than delete any of the eleventy thousand photos of your cat.

Every single thing this and the last government has done on housing has made everything worse and their petulant egotism means they would rather continue making everything worse than admit they have made any mistakes

We all knew this would happen. You don't need to be a housing expert (And I'm not) to understand how this legislation would influence the landlord class. You only need to have spent any time at all renting in FFGs Ireland. They knew this would trigger evictions and they did it anyway #Spéirgorm 1/2

I feel I should alert Bluesky to the baby foxes in our yard

Just bizarre how Farage being funded by a Thai dual national isn't leading the headlines every single day until he's forced to resign.

If Streeting is the only alternative, they're honestly better off sticking with Starmer.

"Anyone would be better than Keir Starmer" *Wes Streeting enters the room* "NOT YOU"

Montenegro now has better LGBTQ+ rights than the UK. A few years ago this would have been unthinkable.

Being the architects of the crash and then overseeing the largest rise in homelessness in the history of the state and the highest rate of evictions since the famine is certainly making a difference

Keir Starmer has resigned, that's right, resigned himself to the fact there's a long three years ahead of being prime minister

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Even by Monday standards, today is far too Monday. 😪

Why does it look like Rachel Reeves is officiating a wedding between Keir Starmer and Gordon Brown

New favourite Pokémon template! ^__^ #pokemon #pokémon

Of all the knuckleheaded “expert advice” you’ll read today, this is undoubtedly top of the pile. BTW, the “Irish Academy of Engineering” is NOT an academic or official engineering entity, it’s essentially a club, mostly of #climate contrarians. www.irishtimes.com/business/202...

The most powerful AI chatbot in the universe would exhaust itself and all available resources if it tried to comprehensively answer this question.

This headline reads like the wasp just turned 100 and was thus given the "gift" of being renamed David Attenborough. 🤔

The UK celebrating David Attenborough's 100th birthday by handing hundreds of local government seats to the grifters that deny climate change and support the fossil fuels industry. 🙃

Thriller movie about a guy who builds a time machine and then all he does is go back 30 years to buy a house

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why does being depressed also increase the intensity of my gay yearning like tenfold. how does that WORK

'Kala' was an essential album in my formative young-adult years. Sad to see how low she has fallen, but may she never know success and acclaim again if she continues her current streak of bullshit and awfulness. 1

“Pro-Life”, but also Pro Fascism which is not just anti choice, but anti life - especially LGBT, women & immigrant lives. Remind them of this whenever they attempt any sort of moral high ground. #speirgorm

Exactly. It's their traditional touching of the forelock to anyone who's made a lot of money. Which led to the bank guarantee among other triumphs. The billionaire is the new bishop for a lot of our politicians.

Just a note to political parties contesting the Dublin byelection that, rather than sitting silently on the sidelines, you need to come out and condemn Hutch's racist comments on immigration. In a democracy, it's not enough to be not racist; one must be actively anti-racist. Silence is complicity.

Sometimes a cat in a box

QTP with a Pokémon that shares the same first letter as your name 😁

he's been rushed to johns hopkins landscaping

SHAFT

Fuck Ray McAdam, and if you're thinking of voting for him, fuck you too. 👍 No pasarán.

Israelis demonstrated in Tel Aviv against Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s government, calling for an end to Israel’s wars. Protesters accused the government of relying on “brute force” and destruction.

Labour think Jews are safer with a LITERAL NAZI than with Human Rights defenders. By attacking Gaza protests MORE than the Tommy Robinson "Unite the Kingdom" one on 16 May... Starmer proved it has NOTHING to do with keeping antisemitism off our streets.

I don't want to hear another fucking word about how the war in Ukraine exemplifies Ireland's need to abandon neutrality when we're throwing their refugees to the mercy of Ireland's housing "market". If our solidarity can be expressed with bullets but not beds it is devoid of humanity. #spéirgorm

the right demonise anyone who accepts public money as stooges of the state, but they can only do so because public spending is disclosed meanwhile, unaccountable private money slushes around right-wing astroturf groups like Free Speech Ireland... which was also founded by Dean Céitinn!