it’s no thinky thursday, u better not be thinking

shed your skin

bro you look like you drop common items

if ur seeing this, ur gay!

Taking Tylenol while pregnant so in 10 years I'll have someone who can help me with computer. Take that, Geek Squad

out of context pokemon is with the shits and that’s why they’ll always be my favorite out of context page

fell for the bait 🪝

pop my butt pop pop my butt

if ur seeing this, ur gay!

i got cracked so good last night

blue boy 🩵

make your boobs bounce Monday

Idk, I just feel like social media doesn’t need to be this thing where you’re either on it every day or “taking a break.” It’s ok to put your phone down for a bit without explaining it or apologizing to the internet for your absence

If I was gonna read, 👀 I could talk about that line ➖🙊 on someone’s neck 😘

Gay guys love knowing their little facts

building up brick by brick 🧱

blue boy 🩵

haven’t formally introduced y’all to midas 🥰

did some posing after today’s workout. :) (don’t mind the squint, i’m nothing without my glasses)

Nobody should be homeless. Nobody.

My greys are poppin' today

Today’s poolside drink of choice is…

I see it’s time to bring this back. AGAIN.

🍼🍼

It's Friday, y'all!

True

Context is overrated, I wanna have no idea what you’re talking about!!!

don’t look, they’ll turn you to stone 🗿

dancing(?) around in my living room to joana newsom, high as hell at 12:30pm on my day off. god i miss unemployment

what a ruff weekend

despite the horrors, i still gymmed 💪🏾

(ᵒ̤̑ ᴗ ˂̶᷄⌯) ♡+*°・ﾟ.

wait a new gym opening up so close to my house 😭 i’m so fuckn excited i almost pissed myself and hit someone trying to get into the lot to check it out

Gotta post for once

beauty is temporary silly & hung is forever

I’m sorry but Pokémon nerds are just hotter. I didn’t make the rules

building up brick by brick 🧱

I showed you my joie de vivre…pls respond

finally listened to ******* *** for the first time

Hi, happy friday

here are some pillows for bloomfs who are sad about not getting the switch 2 today 🫶🏾

literally all i can think about is getting off today, gymming, and getting into my bed to play pokemon ultra sun

okay but who’s gonna invite me to play with their switch 2 tomorrow

Taking the pecs out for a stroll

double trouble ♊︎₊⁺⋆.˚

"WhY dO wE nEeD gAy PrIdE MoNTh" Exhibit A:

Look who found his ears!! 😸😸😸