You know you’re getting older when “treating yourself” looks like getting a fancy new carpet cleaner 😂

this year overall sucked due to the state of the world, but at least Bluesky was lit with all of you 🫶 🔥

QTP with an under-appreciated Pokemon 💔

allthethingsyousaidallthethingsyousaidrunningthroughmyheadrunningthroughmyheadrunningthroughmyheadallthethingsyousaidallthethingsyousaidrunningthroughmyheadrunningthroughmyheadrunningthroughmyhead

working in corporate these last two weeks is hilarious, bc not only did your email not find me well, it didn’t find me at all!

Recruiter reached out about an HR Operations Specialist role within my company 😭 which is what my degree is in and what I want to transition into. 2026 here we gooooo!

Officially booked the Seattle/Washington trip for March!

Caved in and finally started watching Heated Rivalry.

Sundays are for resetting, meal prepping, laundry and ejaculation!

it’s amazing what a good workout and some extra serotonin will do for your mental health 🌱

It’s official…just submitted my LAST assignment for my bachelors degree 🤓

The best (Pokemon) game of all time. Argue with the wall!

good morning to all my active baddies in the gym this morning 💪

Date night xx 💋

Big annual holiday department meeting today. Kind of bitter sweet, as it’ll probably be my last one with this department. I’m graduating this month and it’ll be onto better tings next year!

Heated Rivalry (2025)

it’s amazing what a good workout and some extra serotonin will do for your mental health 🌱

throwing away a bunch of shit and decluttering always makes me feel better 🧹

if I responded to people at work the way they respond to me, it would be an issue. that’s all I’m going to say bc I’m trying so hard not to crash out. it’s not my responsibility to educate grown women how to speak to other people, especially in a professional setting.

Merry Christmas to this legend - happy holidays to everyone else 🎄

the way I almost called out today but here I am, being a good little corporate boy 🙄

Drop something COLD 🥶 🖤 🧊

bitchhhh I got the best sleep in WEEKS 🤩 happy hump day 🫶

Eileen Higgins just became the first Democrat elected mayor of Miami in nearly 30 years.

🤓

Favorite Ice Type ❄️🧊

going to my first barber today in 8 years. long story short, 8 years ago I went to a barber (normally went to the hair cuttery) and he fucked me up so badly, I was bleeding from the razor and I still can’t grow hair in the spot where he MUTILATED ME. Fingers crossed 🤞 will update soon.

is it bad that I have no desire to watch stranger things S5? no one has been talking it up or anything so I’m like is it even worth it??

thinking about scott hunter…..🥰

FINALLY slept through the entire night and got some good sleep! Happy Monday morning besties 🫶

still not over this picture and how aggressive my nipples were being 😂

And what if I said I love Scott and Kip more than Ilya and Hollander?? I feel like these two actually had substance and it wasn’t just smut idk?

I hope no one stares at my tits in the gym 😤

QTP with a gif of a powerful woman!

slept like shit (again) so I will consuming enough caffeine today to cause cardiac arrest 😌🫶

why are there no men’s Christmas sweaters like anywhere?? I had to buy a women’s XXL for tomorrows work event 😭

run it up hotties, or whatever meg thee stallion said 🤷‍♀️

today is our annual holiday breakfast where our boss takes us out and I get to go home immediately after 😊🥹

run it up hotties, or whatever meg thee stallion said 🤷‍♀️

I did too much damn work today, they really made me earn this pay check 😤

If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation

morning. happy. pokemon. fucking = 2025 😭🫶😂

ho ho ho! rise & shine cutie pies 🥧 grab your caffeinated drink of choice & slay the day!

Guess who came down with a sore throat and slept like shit last night 🙃

some new faces, some returning faces but you are all welcome here 🥰🫶

You ever go through your contacts and think “I don’t talk to you, or you, or you” 😂 deleted like 10 people.

back to the office after being off 4 days 😭 I don’t want any bitch talking to me until I’ve had my coffee

I can’t do it besties

I have two more assignments to complete for this course and I officially graduate with my bachelors???? 🥹🥹