Feeding oneself

It has been literal years since I received an ad in my inbox that I did not subscribe to. And of course it's OpenAI telling me all about how ChatGPT can help me to stop thinking. I'm afraid I'm not allowed to say what I think should happen to Sam Altman as a result of this.

Download now #FF11

Ah, yes... it's #JungleSunday once again

hear… feel… drink…

Bee-gin your adventures and level up with Jollibee and FINAL FANTASY XIV starting on April 21! 🐝 sqex.to/JwTts (And fear not, no chocobo companions were harmed in the making of this collaboration!) #jollibee #jollibeexffxiv

The fact that "being taxed on a wealth that would take most people dozens of generations to gather" is "the scariest thing she's ever seen" means the world isn't scaring millionaires and billionaires nearly enough yet.

Damn there are *always* exactly the number of Democratic votes needed for the GOP to get what it wants. Wonder what's up with that, or if it's a thing people notice.

"Fortnite has a new rat!" That's great, they also just fired 1000 people, had a Harry Potter crossover, and had a horrible Darth Vader thing. I'll pay a furry artist to draw a much hotter rat who is actually gay and continue to show support to the community I am a part of instead of a corporation.

guess which bear has two thumbs and a 2-year chronic health condition that nobody can diagnose and that makes it very difficult to have a life, who also just got denied some important diagnostic testing by insurance! :)

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

I love when crows are trying to get my attention and so they swoop directly next to my head and slap me around a little.

dude how do you not know that mechanic? its in squishbog ex. its literally in frogtooth unreal. you can probably find it in elizapie normal. dude its in dragonsquart savage. its a szellemkaki ultimate original. its in strubwub ex. you can find it in strubwub. log on and play strubwub ex now.

⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝙍𝙊𝘼𝘿 𝙏𝙊 2𝙆 𝙍𝘼𝙁𝙁𝙇𝙀!!! ⋆⭒˚.⋆ i noticed i'm quite close to 2k followers and i haven't done a raffle in a while so let's goooo!!! thank u for the love the past few months, it has been great ❤️🦨 ✸ 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁 + 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿 ✸ winner gets a color fullbody with a red BG ✸ ends when i get to 2k!!

Arby’s Reclassifies Their Food As Entertainment https://theonion.com/arbys-reclassifies-their-food-as-entertainment/

Project that I've been managing for 4 months since its previous owner did nothing has finally gone live at work!!! 2 days after go live, message from someone who's been involved the entire project: "hey we shouldn't have released this yet because of" I'm going to McFucking lose it!!!!!!

Do I have friends who shell out for the Xbox Game Pass (PC)? Every time a neat multiplayer game comes up on there I feel the need to play with friends, but I'm not aware of any friends who have it.

Fucker Has Nerve To Be 22 Years Old

New animation featuring @cpt-moreau.bsky.social's characters and mine getting together for a fun little party~ 🦊💕🦑✨

This Bear Supports Trans Rights

Customer: FINAL FANTASY 14 DMV: XIV 14 Verdict: DENIED

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY 🤚 😔/ _/|| _/¯ ¯\_ YOU DON'T HEAR ME SAY 👋 \ 😩 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_ PLEASEEEE OH BABY 🤚 😖/ _/|| _/¯ ¯\_ DON'T GO 😭 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_

Children at an Edinburgh hospital painted pebbles for the penguins at Edinburgh Zoo and will be able to watch them choose and present them to their mates via livestream. #SundayMorning

*taps the sign*

I saw someone describe DLSS5 as "Incel Shading" and I am furious at how good a joke that is.

Ah heck. Tactical Blaidd cus I can. I don't even play #EldenRing

Comrade Public Library 🫡

In 1984, when advocates accurately pointed out the harm that G.I. Joe’s Zartan caused by being described as an “schizophrenic who grows into various multiple personalities”, your predecessor not only recalled the toy but partnered with a mental illness charity. Try harder.

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Billing dept at my massage therapy clinic let me know today that apparently my insurance stopped paying for my weekly therapy back in December, and nobody let me know until today. So I owe months of full insurance price appointments and need to get 3 levels of letters of referral to resume.

Anyone know an Astrologian (pref) or White Mage who would be up to savage raiding on FFXIV 2-4 hours a week? (Needs to be comfortable with coordinating with a primarily west coast US party) We're progging m10s now and are very comfortable with m9s.

oouururrpp Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Braum's Bag of Burgers, my 🅱️eloved...

Lynn 2 End of school