guess who had people shooting in front of their apartment just now, meeeeeee :)

What specimen is your resident evil 'Hear me out'? For me its a tie between 'lickers' and g-virus 'blades'

Roman choking out Battle Beast from behind, dick pressing between those pristine white cheeks. Battle Beast hard and pulsing from the adrenaline rush, biting into Roman's arm before saying something like "I've mauled beings for less." Roman using Bb's voice to taunt him with "Is that a promise?"

New animation featuring @cpt-moreau.bsky.social's characters and mine getting together for a fun little party~ 🦊💕🦑✨

All I'm saying is, you needed this kind of action in your life. Like a drop of water in a desert, you know you want more ;3c

My fave Eeveelutions: Vaporeon Espeon Jolteon Umbreon In that order. And no , it's not because of that annoying meme.

I can live with that. Eventually turning into an ursaring inst a bad fate.

oh yeah, you do kegels? launch one of those balls out your gooch like a cannon then. I'll wait.

Its always interesting just how many animations end up with the top rocking a bbc

Tomodachi life if it were awesome. [FAÇADE MII ANIMATION]

Does anyone remember Gaia online?

Team Helix, the E's in their banner are spirals

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

When you realize Team Helix's secret boss is himbofying the grunts...

I love monster hunters various pets that just, have whole ass jobs and can talk?

You when youre bad ended by the secret pokemon boss of Team Helix

Here is my current situation, and I need emergency assistance. Please, if you can help at all, I'd be beyond appreciative. Ko-fi: www.ko-fi.com/kampferwolf PayPal: www.paypal.me/KampferWolf Cashapp: www.cash.app/$KampferWolf #HelpSky #MABoost #FundSky #MutualAid #HelpFolksLive2024 #TBNC

Person: what are you hoping for your birthday? I know its soon. Me: Im hoping to be able to get pc parts cause im in dire need of an upgrade fr fr. Person: oh yeah, your rig is ancient. Good thing I just bought my boyfriend a pc tbh. *Eye twitch* thanks for the flex I guess???

Seems like patches is getting a bit more than he bargained for. But you know what they say, fuck around and find out! And Adair is more than happy to oblige. Adair: mine Patches: @gnollnvoid.bsky.social Art: @formalinovnsfw on twit Or www.furaffinity.net/user/formali... #art #NSFWArt #FurryArt

Seems like an old dragon can handle a little rough housing with the younger generation. Though I'm sure Adair is more than equipped to put ol' Morwen through his paces. Adair: mine Morwen: @bulph.bsky.social Art by: @hotsatyr.bsky.social #Art #NsfwArt #FurryArt

Watch as a single flick from those mighty scaled hands renders you breathless. A simple flick has you winded, a sizable dent on the metal plating protecting your breast. Yet, you had the -audacity- to think you could fell this beast? A laughable notion at best.

you forgot to update your synth assistant's version of sin-dows OS, so now its stuck recording when it fucks you in 360p as a penalty till you do.

Pokemon evil org leader, but it was really his Hypno that was calling the shots the entire time....

I will always hate when people try to say cheap isnt good when it comes to food. I have had some of the BEST food I've ever experienced from the most random dirt cheap hole in the walls

Lounging on gold, mayhaps get a foolish adventurer or a troop of kobolds to give him a nice long rub down. Definitely some rather large orbs for an inquisitve wizard to ponder.

Dark lady watch over you....

I had a Dasher named Merlin, and i was STRUGGLING NOT TO TRY AND GIVE HIM AN ARTHURIAN FUN FACT; because, I figured he probably got a lot of those and would probably kill me.

all im saying is if you like Silent hill f, you will enjoy blood+

How has no one done a Hello Zepp x Treachery mashup?

And you don't seem to understaaaaand

Treachery, if written by a sea god With the swell, I am dragging you out to sea Every wave, threatening to pull you deep You can hear, long lost sailors screams

Its all fun and games until the operatic chorus slowly fades in with the "I can tell, that you've never been true to me. I can smell that you're acting so fearfully..."

Good night, sugah *pulls in for a kiss* -will -will -will -will -will

One of my recipes got chosen for a little furry cookbook/zine! You can snag it here with some extra goodies: vigoburrito.itch.io/furries-in-t... The money goes to: Securing Safe Foods, a charity to make food options readily available for those with major dietary restrictions (Crohn's, IBS, etc)!

ahh, the age old 'shit people who are religious means all religions and their practices are bad' argument. pass

Chuck norris is deceased. Pour one out for a real one. This was all the lumber jack and cowboy gays at the moment of impact:

Baked mac n cheese tonight. Gonna be bougie and add steak n bacon to it.

Lemme fuck a pastor so I know when he says 'Oh god, oh god, oh god!' It reaches the right audience.

No. Hell no. Call your reps, tell them to vote NO on the so-called SAVE America Act, TRUMP AMERICA AI, KOSA, KIDS Act, Sunset 230, ASAA, Interstate Obscenity Definition Act and any other First Amendment threatening bills. This is getting old. #Section230 #SaveSpeech

Me when I need to sleep: body wakes up 2 hours later Me when ibjust want a quick nap: time travels 15 years into the fucking future

Ok. So it's crunch time. 14 days until surgery and I just realized I haven't met my out of pocket max for the year yet. Fuck. I need like, $1k to do the surgery. Any donations toward this is appreciated! Shares also help! Paypal: [email protected] Kofi: ko-fi.com/natehowler Venmo: @ truen8ure

a roomate is rightfully crashing out cause someone's been nicking her booze from her room and drinking it all. and I know she has to ask both of us other rms as like a courtesy to not immediately blame someone but like: I've partaken licherally once since she's moved in + I can buy my own.

*Skaven Alchemists* Rats, rats; We're the rats. We stalk at night, we prey at night, we're the rats. *Cuts to rat ogre* Im da gian rat dat will follo ur rulz *cuts back to Alchemists* Lets see what kind of trouble we can get him into....

I have the perfect outfit idea for a femswap version of moreau to wear....

you know, I always find it crazy that Zaush still has a following even when -fellow super creep- Jason4fex was like WOAH THIS Guy's MESSED UP

But seriously we are on the precipice of the demise of the USPS and too overwhelmed with crises to give it proper attention. The Constitution will not save it, the admin wants it dead, and Republicans in Congress are on permanent vacation. No one is coming to save it unless we show them it matters.

Hear me out. Furry spoof hero, instead invincible, call him Unbreakable. And every time it does the invincible style cut to the title card, have the UN crossed out so it reads U̶N̶BREAKABLE as it pans to the latest scene of him getting mentally broken and fucked by the latest villain of the week.

If you send me a youtube video and don't remove the share index extension at the end of the link, I know you don't love me </3

I wish there was more porn of Mephistos evil wolf form on my feed....