Do not like the call there

weird how the actual answer, "he has been a habitual liar his entire life," is never considered here

Hello blue sky. Taylor Alison swift is a god. I will not be taking questions.

That’s now how laws work

I guess I am a showgirl.

Perry the Pylon!?

Art Jones? Damn.

I have the booth on mute and streaming life of a showgirl. Taylor is closer than you think to accurate coverage.

Fuck ICE

Ya know when you’re down bad crying in the gym? Don’t sweat it baby. Someday the sky is going to be opalite.

So as I listen a 4th time. We have been bamboozled. IT IS AN I LOVE TRAVIS SO DAMN MUCH ALBUM

Me: I should look for something new. Also me:

Why are the shirts green instead of brown?

But my momma told me….

No 1am chaotic surprise?

This is her trying?

i simply can’t believe we made it. what a treat ❤️‍🔥✨ Happy release day to all who celebrate ❤️‍🔥🫶

LET HER COOOOOOOOOK

….i think I love it?

“his love as the key to open my thighs” all of wood tbh omg

Bring me a best friend I think is hot.

Blake lively listening to ruin the friendship.

I’m dying from trying to seem cool

Drink that brown liquor

Don’t ya sweat it baby

I can’t have fun if I can’t have youuuu

ITS A BOP

It’s time 🧡

in ms darbus’ voice: places people!!! ten minutes until show time

we’ve lived 13,000 lives since this announcement

Less than an hourrrrrr

This album rollout has everything

Didn’t even know the playoff started today

I hate getting wrecked coming to the checkers more than anything. #iracing

I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".

Wut

Kirk. You are lucky the swifties are distracted this week

This is not a good photoshop but whatever.

Fuck ICE

*I hope this email finds you well." How your email finds me:

right wingers are going to be so performatively mad about this, they might be performatively madder about this than all the things they've ever been performatively mad about combined

I hope he does Domingo

Just saw what denny did. What a dumbass is right.

I have lived and worked in and around Chicago for 27 years and I have been assaulted less often than Sen Paul has been in his own back yard.

i would say that one way donald trump has unequivocally won is that he is so clearly insane and most of the political class in this country just pretend he isn’t. don’t know if it’s cope or manners or whatever but the man is flat out crazier than a shithouse rat.

THE EARTH IS SHAKING. THE STADIUM IS RUMBLING. OHHHH MYYYYYY

Many people and institutions that fight back are winning. This is a large part of the reason to scorn the people and institutions that have caved. When this is over their lives should be made miserable. More, I mean.

Friday night football