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Narrator: They did in fact divert back to ORD

Omg this livery. Pure pornography. www.reddit.com/r/wec/s/PVsb...

Could I have been…

The Matrix and Grogu Casablanca and Grogu Lawrence of Arabia and Grogu The Devil Wears Prada and Grogu

If you’ll be my bodyguard

I love technology. We’re cruising at ~15kn in the ocean, well off shore. And I’m still able To skeet you mofos While streaming music on my pocket computer. Which is connected wirelessly to AirPods. I mean Just yeah.

I said that to a few people when I was at Quiznos. So satisfying

Is 4 long islands in 90 minutes too many long islands?

Make my nipples hard. Let’s go! It’s from a song, pervs

Singing Taylor at karaoke. Who am I

IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES

I’ll just stay here please with my long islands

Peace

Bye bye 🛳️

Arrived at our hotel at the same time as two Shen Yun busses. That provided ample reading material while I wasn’t sleeping last night.

The highness of this bridge always freaks me out a little.

I forgot how much I hate 80 in Jersey.

A taste of New York in Pennsylvania

If bsky goes tits up, we’ll know why.

Back to back! Belly to belly.

The DOCTOR would be proud

HEARING REPORTS OF 44 GO ORANGE

Happy Anniversary Crew

Most unrespectfully: go eat a bag of dicks

Go 🍊

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The series finale of Dinosaurs was an emotionally brutal reflection on corporate greed and climate change, the entire family accepting the grim inevitability of death due to a handful of rich assholes making life for everyone else literally impossible. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Changin...

$7.25 at Quiznos

You leave your wheels like that after parking, I’m gonna go ahead and assume you suck at driving.

What is wrong with people

One of my favorite pastimes is yelling “slow down” at people driving entirely too fast down my street as there are kids all over the place. </sarcasm>

The stapler I’ve had since I was a sophomore in high school (2000) broke this morning. Is that some sort of omen?

Horniest moo cow I ever saw

And popsicles and ice cream bars

To think, Mike Vrabel is so busy in counseling he probably has no idea about any of this

this is a scary and overwhelming moment we're all living through together and in the interests of national unity I think what we need is to hear a LOT more about this dude with Kash Patel's girlfriend

Karoline Leavitt to Fox before the WHCD event: There will be some shots fired tonight

I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

Can’t wait for like, 500 articles that are like “as I dived under a table to hide from the shooter I realized I had to be even more sycophantic to the White House”

This is not the time for wild speculation about what happened. It’s time to bet on Kalshi about what happened

Nice catch, Grish

wow some exciting tv tonight (playoff hockey)