even the libertarian nominee in 2024 gets it

If you’re cold, they’re cold, but you don’t have to let them in. - The third amendment

Bo broke his ankle?????

have you ever wanted to hear more about a man from suburban Buffalo that you don't know at all? do you enjoy the concept of chickpeas? do you have Thoughts about Charles Entertainment Schumer? Then this discord is the place for you.

sources: nothing's gonna touch you in these golden years

okay maybe looking to get some good looking sneakers, only issue is I have a wide as shit foot. any suggestions?

d4 dropped this. Proceeds to MN ACLU and MN immigrants rights action committee. anxiousandangry.com/collections/...

they're saying he never missed a 15 footer on wii golf. streamer asks you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. it's his final, most essential command.

This gun's for hire / even if it's just Janson in the Junk

my favorite dumb part about this is that it's 20 bucks you have to request, they won't just give it automatically

In exchange for installing cameras and programming "deescalation v .05", we have agreed to fund the building of more doombots

if you want to yell at a person and not a voicemail box: Peekskill Office for Schumer 914-734-1532 Long Island office for KG 631-249-2845

if you want to talk to a person at a new york senators office, someone actually answered at KG's long island office. 631-249-2845

duce gourson is @productiveouts.bsky.social coded

somedays you make a post that you're sure is gonna do numbers but you go 0-0-0 on it and that's okay.

i spend my days arguing with chodes in the WSJ comment section (it's wildly unhealthy, please do not yell at me about my vices, my therapist knows about this habit) and the morons there simply can not understand doing something to simply help other people rather than chasing the almighty dollar.

Welcome to Tequila Fridays with Rachel Dolezal

Howard Lutnick is in town today and I would LOVE to give him a peace of my mind

Whisky Friday can't even compare

friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. it's been a long week and a long year, but finally: it's Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil

It was my Great Honor to read Robert McCloskey, of Ohio, today. He is a wonderful man who has been through so much. Robert presented me with his Caldecott Medal for the work I have done. Such a wonderful gesture of mutual respect. Thank you Robert!

it was 1975, and then again in 2002

It was my Great Honor to read Robert McCloskey, of Ohio, today. He is a wonderful man who has been through so much. Robert presented me with his Caldecott Medal for the work I have done. Such a wonderful gesture of mutual respect. Thank you Robert!

nobel should revoke the prize tomorrow

"the political power of big cities" oh you mean where people live?

the trivia orders me to play less new u2 and more old u2 & im playing the mircale of joey ramone. everyone in the bar groans at my shit

It is my Great Honor to announce that THE BOARD OF BONERS has been formed. The Members of the Board will be announced shortly, but I can say with certainty that it is the Greatest and Most Prestigious Board ever assembled at any time, any place. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

more songs need extremely specific characters like guitar george

Here I am, a factory worker enjoying his lunch in the North End of Boston on January 15, 1919. I’ve survived the influenza pandemic, I’m feeling good about life, and I’ve never been more confident I will not be swallowed up by a flood of liquid sugarcane extract

today in: things i learned from writing Trivia The full name of Lisbon is officially the "Very Noble and Ever Loyal City of Lisbon"

none of you have wished me a happy hat day, i thought we were friends.

I am making a direct appeal to Dr. Doom:

inside you there are two wolves. they both read @lindseyadler.bsky.social

"stay calm" "remain peaceful" "don't give them what they want" "go home" they keep addressing the people protecting themselves, their homes, and their neighbors instead of the people actually doing harm fight the good fight, minnesota. we are behind you

Anyways considering primary-ing @congressmannion.bsky.social.

What if we abolish Chuck Schumer instead

Fuck that. Abolish ICE. Abolish DHS while we’re at it. Throw money and manpower at real immigration reform to process people and acclimate them to society

who's ready for Mike's Weezer Takes 1) Blue 2) Green 3) Everything Will Be Alright In The End 4) Maladroit 5) Red 6) Pinkerton 7) White 8) Pacific Daydream 9) Black 10) Getting Hit By A Bus 11) Raditude 12) Hurley I genuinely couldn't tell you anything off of OK Human or Van Weezer.

hey @congressmannion.bsky.social wake up dude

separation sunday

my life right now can be broken into three distinct periods: "playing with my daughter", "the void" and "waiting for the auditors to call me"

every single day, i add a new thing to the "you're better than this" speech i dream of giving to my MAGA parents. every single fucking day.

SAMHSA grants have been an wildly successful. The administration is fighting the war on addiction on the side of addiction.

phils should bring back this logo imo

You have the right not to be killed Murder is a crime Unless it was done By a Policeman Or an aristocrat..... You have the right to free speech As long as you're not Dumb enough to actually try it

you're hearing it more and more: @normcharlatan.bsky.social for senate majority leader

Just another morning in the Twin Cities, keeping my eyes on the preschool parent signal chat to make sure none of my child’s classmates, their parents, or their teachers were kidnapped by the federal government in front of the school.

you know Pitino wasn't involved because it took longer than 15 seconds for the story to break.