she's stunning at bars already

not sure I could design a worse Ohio State cap if I tried

extremely Mike specific complaint time: I bought the Knicks finals hat literally 15 minutes after they made the finals from New Era directly. It did say it was pre-order expected to ship around 6/1. Guess who's hat still hasn't shipped?

Something I said to my dad last night after the game: Two more wins and sports will still be able to make me happy, sad, excited, or disappointed. But the one thing it won’t be able to do anymore is to make me die feeling unfulfilled.

finding romance in these ghosts tbh

someone stop me from buying the ferris bueller vest

What a cutaway this was

I took it off before the spurs run because I got sweaty. I put it on during The Challenge. Praise Be to the Lucky Hat.

one of the literally dozens of people who can genuinely act like they've been there before

ask not for whom the bing bongs, it bongs for thee

VICTOR CHUMPBENYAMA

wonder if this is The Rebound that @sethrosenthal.bsky.social foresaw

The picks: fuck them.

hey brother(s), perhaps don't call a foul on towns every time he makes the smallest amount of contact?

Anthony Volpe showing up early for this one, huh

lmao what the fuck is this

that's at WORST a common foul

Derogatory after the base running.

is there a V for Vendetta elbow guard underneath Jarren Duran's Joker themed one?

sources: you know I gotta get there.

we played a game called "miners" where we would hit smaller rocks with bigger rocks to break the smaller ones in half. this game was fun until one of us took a rock shard to the eye, and our mother's made us wear goggles while playing. we did not play much after OSHA made us wear goggles.

happy 22nd anniversary to the greatest thing Ronald Reagan ever did

last year, a student said my Knicks fit was giving Tony Hawk NPC. This year, I got Straight Elton John.

the streets called, they're saying Go Knicks

thinking again about how good an album Gordon by Barenaked Ladies is??

needs more otto

Aaron Judge died for the Knicks

Dave Sims has an extremely cool jacket

boys only want one thing and it's Seasons (Waiting On You) live on Letterman.

at extremely quick and over tired glance, i thought this was Lebron

new idea: EurAlVision: a version of Eurovision where all countries perform a cover of You Can Call Me Al

hahaha cool this would probably make my job go away

happy international corgi day to my little terrorist

whole lotta orange and blue walking around Syracuse today

I just told my republican cousin that the new Masters of the Universe movie changed He-Man to They-Person and he threw his lawn furniture into his pool

Currently workshopping a guy who's mad that Mamdani's getting credit for a Knicks team that was actually built during Eric Adams' administration. Really looking forward to seeing where this goes.

had plans wherein I could not where a hat. Hat was put on with 5 to go in the third. Praise be to the Lucky Hat

had plans wherein I could not where a hat. Hat was put on with 5 to go in the third. Praise be to the Lucky Hat

this feels like an @edsbs.bsky.social fake title

wally asking the real questions: what if the Knicks play well?

how much cocaine does Alex Monaco do

ask not for whom the bing bongs, it bongs for thee

youtu.be/HqkU3H-S0r0 oh no I talked about the Knicks with my close personal friend @derekadamthomas.com of @dereklikessports.bsky.social fame.

cole aldrich has the most blocks per 100 minutes in knicks history, a hero.

they're calling him the greatest shooting knick of all time

a dozen hats? those are rookie numbers, travolta. ROOKIE NUMBERS.

i made a weirdly earnest instagram post about the knicks last night, and somehow, super mario's block got a specific shoutout in it?