shhh don't make Nintendo patch this out before the 1.0 version ships

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“Wrestling’s fake!” Oh yeah? Then explain this

I aspire to the level of Suburban Brain Excellence required to start a physical fight with Jack Reacher because you perceive him to be in violation of HOA bylaws. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ma...

Eulogy.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy. --- accurate

Sometimes you just need a portable signal jammer backpack.

cat frog. crog.

NO BORDERS, NO NATIONS

DLSS5 reveal going well, then

You're welcome, fellow traveller.

Screaming

okay, now we wait for samples 🙏

wonderful news everyone i have enabled dlss 5 on 'shower with your dad simulator 2015'

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Around Portland today, thinking about the novel.

i just wanna figure out how to transfer my minecraft world man

say hi to the new team member. his full name is Bitches Love My Parasect

The best D&D game since Baldur's Gate 3, *and* it contends with gender? Yes, please. By @zoehhannah.com www.mothership.blog/in-esoteric-...

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the most difficult thing abt this website aside from the time limit is you can't tell someone they're the funniest motherfucker alive

Postal services around the world that use birds as logos. One of my favorite poster graphics I've made! 🐦✉️

it's a pleasant surprise if you find a crossdressing character in a 90s anime and the joke being told is funny

All the new cuties are out of the kiln ! Shop will be updated Sunday March 15th at 6pm CET [ #ceramics ]

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

My neighbor told me kuwait keep shooting down his F15s so I asked how many F15s he has and he said he just goes to the airbase and gets a new F15 afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding F15s to kuwait and then his daughter started crying.

here are the two new marriage options in Stardew Valley: Town Sweetheart and Dr. Pervert

i haven't slept and forgot it was pokemon day

This is a type of ICE "ruse," and is a tactic the agency has deployed for decades. In 2015, ICE went to my former client's house posing as cops and convinced his 16-year-old US citizen niece to call him home from work with a fake story (the "identity theft ruse" explained below), then arrested him.

"Forbidden Solitaire is solitaire if you could cheat by shoving gems into your hand because an eyeball told you to." - Tyler Colp, PC Gamer 💿PLAY THE DEMO: tinyurl.com/ywj43ptj

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Hmm.. I don’t think so

NO CROSSING CREW NECKS ARE HERE!! im so happy they arrived in time 😭 they'll make their debut at vf and fe!

i have been informed it isn't baggy enough. I have promptly fixed it

If you're gonna read any quote from an article on the game, let it be this one, because I think it sums up a lot of the feelings of fans pretty succintly