I love that the people who rail against participation trophies are led by a guy who's entire existence is getting the global equivalent of participation trophies

“SECRATARY”

Fox News points out that Trump’s claim about all the Iranian leaders being dead is undermined by the fact his administration is negotiating with Iranian leaders right now

Questions about my participation in the Twin Cities crackdown that resulted in the murder of two civilians are answered by my DHS award with a AI-generated flaming-eye skull.

NASA’s #Orion spacecraft is seen as the agency’s Landing and Recovery team, along with U.S. Navy personnel work to secure the spacecraft into the well deck of USS John P. Murtha. Photo Credit: (NASA/Bill Ingalls) #Artemis

NBA players were wearing “THIRTY” warmup shirts tonight to commemorate the 30th anniversary of the WNBA… and I’m sitting here thinking “JFC I’m old” because I was at the league’s very first game.

This is just the last shot of THE CLOVERFIELD PARADOX (2018)

Good luck explaining THAT to your pet insurer.

Trying to sink the raft. #artemis #catswatchingartemisii

Ramona has become a big space fan. Welcome home, Artemis II. What an incredible quest.

At Camden Yards too! Here there was a replay shown between innings. And a PA shout-out Baltimore native Reid Wiseman.

Shoutout to the Mets for this 📸 @mets.com

I KNOW MAN I KNOW

nyx says welcome home

Experts found that the White House budget request for the upcoming fiscal year could defund 54 NASA science missions, including a spacecraft currently studying Jupiter and two planned Venus missions: www.scientificamerican.com/article/whit...

This is NOT fake (ai don't have those skills): Ginger hopped off the couch to watch, up close. Couldn't believe it!😅😻 #ArtemisII

#Artemis almost had a disaster.

All of them were passing through before Trump started his illegal war

For the life of me, I can’t figure out why Melania Trump just dropped a full White House statement denying she was ever friends with Jeffrey Epstein or Ghislaine Maxwell… Completely out of nowhere. Makes you wonder what she’s trying to get ahead of, doesn’t it? 😏

I have seen one good example of this plate

Genuinely, if you are a journalist and you go to this year's WHCD, you're trash

Donald Trump claimed "total" victory after a ceasefire with Iran. But critics say the deal is a fresh example of their maxim that the tough-talking US president always "chickens out." u.afp.com/Sbvc

Prime Minister of Spain Pedro Sánchez: “The Government of Spain will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they show up with a bucket.” 🍿

this goes hard as fuck

Trump was elected to wipe the trauma of the first black president from American history, a task which included scrapping the nuclear deal that had the US in a much better strategic position than before this needless, unconstitutional war of choice against Iran

trump picks up the phone for basically any random reporter who calls him but his vice president can't get through lmao

Imagine if jill Biden did this

The same geniuses who think Trump, who dodged the draft five times, knows how to win a war also think Trump, who declared bankruptcy six times, knows how to run the economy. That's what Trump Derangement Syndrome actually looks like.

Pretty obvious.

King Trump said on Tuesday that he had agreed to a two-week ceasefire with Iran. Iranian state ‌TV flashed an announcement claiming that Trump had accepted Iran's terms for ending the war, describing it as a "humiliating retreat" by the U.S. president.

The updated version looks even worse:

NEW — Iran had already presented a 10-point plan. Then Trump wakes up today and threatens to blow up Iran's "whole civilization" if they don't bend. And then, just an hour before his deadline, he announces a ceasefire, citing Iran's "workable" 10-point plan.

We are simply not going to get free of this until our political class accepts the fact that the entire GOP led us here and must be destroyed.

It's TACO Tuesday!

How many Trump family members bet on no attack on polymarket?

Tucker Carlson issued a more direct and clear repudiation than 98% of elected Democrats.

Do you know how EXTREMELY FUCKED UP SHIT HAS TO BE for me to be reposting Tucker Carlson positively???

You could have had free universal healthcare this entire time. The money was always there.

Awkward scenes aboard Artemis II as Trump stops ranting and none of the astronauts have anything left to say to him, leading to extended dead air

According to a new report from House Democrats, Americans have spent $8.4B more on gas in the first month of Trump's Iran War. The death and destruction are all for nothing — and you're paying for it.

The man who watches Trump all day, every day. @atrupar.com spends up to 80 hours a week following the US president, from meandering speeches to impromptu press conferences. He says it’s ‘pretty bleak’

Watching bird videos.

Amazon reportedly failed to create any new jobs at its HQ2 in Virginia last year, despite millions of state tax incentives. The company has cut 30,000 jobs since last October — while saving $4 billion in taxes under Trump's Big Ugly Bill. Trickle-down economics is a hoax.

“Trump’s former spiritual advisor released from jail after serving just 6 months for molesting a 12 year-old girl.”

#Artemis II science update: Cats find lunar flybys boring.

Tadej Pogacar is among the riders being investigated for running a red light at a railway crossing during the Tour de Flanders.

Current mood:

Polymarket shouldn't exist.

I've said before that one of the reasons I sincerely believe he started this war is because he could. The military is just a toy he wanted to play with before it was taken away. I think the same thing is true about nuclear weapons.

Impeachment is not some special exception from normal politics where you shouldn't say it unless you already have the votes in hand. You go out and plainly advocate what you think should be done, and attack those who refuse to do it, just like on anything else.