He spent two days in Hungary trying to polish Viktor Orban’s neo-fascist reputation … … and less than a day in Islamabad negotiating for world peace. Priorities.

Accept our terms or I sleep on your couch

Now tell us how much the wealth of each President increased during their presidency.

Corrupt birds of a feather.

Viva España

The sky this evening is something else. There’s a tropical storm on the way but for now it’s just a delight.

My head hurts

Aaand just like that, the walls at Mar a Lago were painted with ketchup … once again.

Also: Melania Trump

Melania: “I never had a relationship with Ghislaine Maxwell.”

Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle.

Pedro Sánchez ha sido firme en sus principios a lo largo de todo el tiempo. Qué contraste con Trump.

Maybe the US Military could apply some of that Avignon Papacy shtick to opening the Strait of Hormuz seeing as it has the power to do whatever it wants.

A commenter notes that "Trump managed to be both Hitler and Chamberlain in the same negotiation. An unprecedented feat." 😭

It’s so telling that fascist republicans are okay with bribe for hire Pam Bondi to illegally refuse to appear for her deposition regarding Epstein Files yet threatened Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton with criminal charges if they refused to show up for their fake depositions.

And before you know it there’ll be toll booths on every public waterway in the world.

This is the only gold we need to worship. Everything else is just an illusion of wealth.

If only America’s federal government had a functioning legislative branch that could provide checks and balances. I’m just spitballing here but we could call it a Congress or something like that. It could even have two chambers (e.g., a House and a Senate) to prevent the concentration of power…

This war has been utterly disastrous for America yet the cult followers are hailing this shaky ceasefire as a huge victory for Trump. Utterly clueless and completely brainwashed.

De entre todos los presidentes que ha tenido Estados Unidos —y mira que los ha tenido malos—, creo que el peor de todos es Netanyahu.

Prime Minister of Spain Pedro Sánchez: “The Government of Spain will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they show up with a bucket.” 🍿

140 ships a day at $2m each is a cool quarter of a billion a day.

The best case scenario

Are we there yet?

Vance is openly backing Putin’s candidate in the Hungarian elections while accusing everyone else of putting their thumbs on the scales. That’s not the worst of it. Russia is now allied with both Iran’s Ayatollah and America’s tyrant, even as they fight each other. SMFH

Happy to oblige. You are both ill-informed and an industrial-scale disseminator of unproven conspiracy theories.

It’s a forlorn hope but I pray that he lives long enough to die in prison.

I’m the winningest president ever. H/T digbysblog.net

Happy Easter everyone except for the Antichrist in the Oval Office.

I’m pining for the good old days when wearing a tan suit was a big thing.

All in all, I think I’d rather live in Canada - seems so much saner.

This is madness … and one war crime after another

It’s a Happy Easter on this ship of fools.

USA Today goes full CBS on Kristi Noem.

“Disturbing” doesn’t begin to scratch the surface of how uncomfortable these make me feel.

The dumbing down of the NYTimes is going well

“It is finished.” Watching and waiting. - stained glass light

To be fair, she was always trash.

The resemblance is uncanny

She had it coming and richly deserves every blistering assessment of her shortcomings in the role. I’ll never forget how she refused to acknowledge the Epstein survivors or how she perverted the whole DOJ.

Fire the lot and preferably from the mouth of a cannon. www.rawstory.com/trump-267665...

Gone-burger.

Oppositional Defiance: where the markets do the opposite of what he thinks they should do. Some speech that was.

Great speech, dude.

Isn’t there a rule about knowing how to read before they name libraries after you?

Fuck you, TACO. You’ve dragged the entire world into a completely unnecessary political and economic crisis and now you want to walk away mid-shitshow? Just. Fuck. You. www.wsj.com/world/middle...